Big Facts No Cap

As always, Paul and Adrian would like to welcome our listeners back into our podcast home. This week the boys discuss the dinner-show experience of Medieval Times, Paul’s inability to determine if something is a blanket, and how to interpret posters on a bedroom wall. The duo then tackle two columns about houseguests before diving back into the bottomless pit that is MajorGate. Article 1: Buzzfeed...

This one goes out to all our moms out there. In this loving tribute to everything maternal the boys discuss the number of moms Adrian has, Paul’s mom’s taste in cinema, and whether or not Paul’s mom makes better half priced appetizers at Applebee’s than Adrian’s mom. Paul and Adrian then discuss two articles that aren’t supper flattering towards the mothers before going through a winner-take-all m...

What’s crackin’ y’all? Despite some technical difficulties caused exclusively by Paul, we made it to this Friday’s deadline just in the nick of time. In this ep, we talk about the mothman’s dump-truck ass, representation in Pixar movies, and how to prove young earth creationism. We then bring in two art piece advice columns on spooky cryptids before Paul poses some intriguing hypotheticals for Adr...

The warm weather… the 8pm sunsets… the goddam pollen. Yup, I reckon it’s Spring my friends. Time for some Spring cleaning. Paul and Adrian discuss the conclusion of the squirrel saga, the aftermath of the Chris D’Elia saga, and Adrian’s feng shui techniques. The boys then tackle a question about landlords leaving their shit on your rental property before getting into some more interpersonal drama...

It’s BFNC like you’ve never seen it before. Faster. Stronger. Harder. Darker. Grittier. Paul and Adrian discuss militarized Pokémon police, GTA soundtracks, and the fragile fallibility of human memory. The boys then take on some tough questions concerning people’s varying vice choices and a slew of questions answered by everyone’s favorite person to dress as for Halloween in 2016. They then wrap w...

White boy summer isn't about reading descriptions. It's about doing, getting things done. Rough housing with your boys, pause... or dont ;)  Care and Feeding:  https://slate.com/human-interest/2018/10/parenting-advice-racism-n-word.html Racked: ask Frank  https://www.racked.com/2014/2/28/7615437/put-some-real-clothes-on-activewear-is-for-the-gym Third Segment:  Paul for you&nbs...

Y’allllllll. Stop sending letters, emails, and voicemails. We hear you loud and clear: More Guest Eps! You ask and we deliver. Paul’s friend Rachel comes on to discuss marijuana loop holes, pretty celebrities, and her outsider status as a high schooler. Paul takes Rachel through a quiz to mock her idol. Rachel then lends us her expertise as we tackle some questions sent in to Taylor Swift and a qu...

Happy birthday to Adrian So this episode is about pets again. Its pets but this time Paul and Adrian are redeeming themselves. We discuss dog hair sweaters and give the audience some invaluable interview fashion tips. Then we move on to our most controversial topic yet “ do all honey bees in America deserve to die?” And “ can honey bees love?” (look forward to Adrians forthcoming publications in N...

The boys welcome Paul’s non-famous friend Luke onto the pod. Even before we jump into the articles we cover some of life’s biggest questions: what is heaven like? who can we trust unquestioningly? is Jiro Dreams of Sushi a horror flick? We then take Luke through a fan-submitted quiz before tackling some spicy articles about 9/11 and coming out to your Mormon parents. Article 1- Cary Tennis https:/...

This one is for the people that want to see Paul and Adrian knocked down a notch. Bonus fiver review from the Podcasting Doctor (doctor how dr pepper is a doctor) Dave Johnson.

Critics, critique thyselves? The boys get a heaping dose of their own medicine in this episode all about criticism, constructive and otherwise. We do another switch up with the format and start with a third segment we paid roughly 30 USD for. The boys then do some virtue signaling in the first article before talking tunes in the second article. Be on the lookout for a follow up bonus ep next week!...

The boys finally get their finances in order in today’s ep. Paul and Adrian discuss fast food chains of the deep south, identity theft through clothing, and the price of avocado toast. The boys then review some of the new fast food chicken sandwiches on the market to let you know which ones are worth your hard earned cash. Stay crispy big fact freaks and no cap chaps! Article 1- Good for an Opinio...

The boys leave the old world and head to the new. Paul and Adrian discuss the death of Daft Punk, discourse markers, and the optimal diet for a baby. Due to a nonsensical theme, we discuss everything from modern dating to first wave feminism to goofy golf. Be sure to enter our raffle by leaving a five star review with your theme suggestions. Article 1- Ask Dr. Nerdlove https://kotaku.com/ask-dr-ne...

The boys get sporty and discuss the big game. They talk restaurant names, paternal duties, and Paul’s future as a European architect. Paul then quizzes Adrian on his sports knowledge, both hunting and otherwise. Article 1- Couldn’t be me https://www.sbnation.com/2019/8/9/20798882/adam-gase-child-birth-wife-advice Article 2- Couldn’t be me https://www.sbnation.com/2019/6/14/18679128/uswnt-thailand-...

A truly historic day for the pod. BigFactsNoCap welcomes our first guest who isn’t just one of our boring friends. Accomplished YouTuber SteveM joins the boys to discuss his channel, drive-in (not drive-thru, my bad) movie theaters, and British panel shows. Steve then lends us his expertise as we tackle advice column questions about anime-obsessed roommates and Japanese-averse boyfriends. Stay tun...

Welcome listeners old and new. In light of their first ad campaign, the lads are doing an episode on marketing. They discuss the second life of the GoDaddy company, the musicality of The General Insurance commercial jingle, and how the South Carolina education system failed them. Paul then quizzes Adrian on his ability to trust his own memory. Article 1- Swipe Right https://www.theguardian.com/lif...

Due to an unprecedented letter writing campaign from our fans, we were forced to rescind Phil’s lifetime ban from the show. We welcome back lil Phil to talk about the new MGK movie, the misadventures of Tony Fauci, and the complex relationship dynamics of characters from the classic film Shrek. Phil brings in his unique perspective to help the boys answer some questions about parents lying to thei...

The boys take no prisoners in this lighting-paced exploration of pranks, fast ones, and goof em ups. Paul and Adrian discuss Paul’s coffee fortunes, how many accents are in Adrian’s name, and the conspiracy behind pizza hut’s recipe development process. This episode is a lot like uncut gems because the boys are dropping jewels in this one folx. Article 1- Ask Amy https://www.oregonlive.com/advice/...

The boys welcome hacker extraordinaire Benjamin aka Ben aka Ben Jammin' aka tro bro aka Paul's roommate. The trio discuss Paul's move set if he were a pokemon, the several federal crimes Ben has committed, and the importance of using password managers or at least having a sticky note on your monitor with your passwords on it. Ask a teacher: https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/10/hate-c...

The boys welcome on Amelia Munson: lead vlogger for sciall.org , lead illustrator for the ethogram, and lead dog mom to a dumb dog named Darwin. The duo takes on this unique opportunity to discuss the bachelor, current novels, and super-hot sisters with this star scholar. They take on some bro columns together and then participate in a largely sexist game initiated by Munson herself. Article 1- Zo...

hey y'all. We at big facts no cap would like to thank you for being a part of our family during these difficult times. We didn't get time to talk about it this episode but watch out for our take on the most important breaking news of the last few days in two weeks. We will be discussing Drakes new haircut and the Kanye Jeffree Star situation. Oh also in this episode we talk about witches or someth...

You've been asking for it, we've been listening. So here you go. this one is for the audience. A Pokémon episode. The Strangers: my son is sexually attracted to Pokémon https://www.thestranger.com/slog/2019/06/17/40508066/his-son-is-sexually-attracted-to-pokemon-what-can-dad-do-about-it Ask Annie Lane: My husband is addicted to ‘Pokemon Go’[sic] and I’m sick of it https://www.dailyrepublic.com/all...

Adrian’s back on his bullshit writing descriptions. We got a tasty episode coming at ya. The boys discuss Paul’s illegal adventures from last weekend, evolutionary psychology, and the brutal nature of landlords. They then write a compare and contrast essay on two very similar articles about picky eaters. To cap it all off, Paul and Adrian try some classic Latinx and Arabx snackies. Grab yourself a...

Another one another one you aint even had time to listen to the other 24 other one. back to back. Paul and Adrian finally talk about DRUGS but not the fun drugs. like that sad shit. anyway we tell some stories review some advice columns and Adrian implements a controversial new system to win himself pizza and shame Paul for his toxicity. If Paul was a Pokémon he would be Ekans cause he uses toxic...

oooooohhhhh boy another one where paul finished the edit too late for adrian to write a description. yall know how to use google right? just google the articles. we mention the dates, titles and everything its pretty professional tbh. in this one we talk about people contemplating animal homicide to protect their property in accordance with the NAP, horror films funny games by michael haneke and t...