Big Facts No Cap

The boys get sporty and discuss the big game. They talk restaurant names, paternal duties, and Paul’s future as a European architect. Paul then quizzes Adrian on his sports knowledge, both hunting and otherwise. Article 1- Couldn’t be me https://www.sbnation.com/2019/8/9/20798882/adam-gase-child-birth-wife-advice Article 2- Couldn’t be me https://www.sbnation.com/2019/6/14/18679128/uswnt-thailand-...

A truly historic day for the pod. BigFactsNoCap welcomes our first guest who isn’t just one of our boring friends. Accomplished YouTuber SteveM joins the boys to discuss his channel, drive-in (not drive-thru, my bad) movie theaters, and British panel shows. Steve then lends us his expertise as we tackle advice column questions about anime-obsessed roommates and Japanese-averse boyfriends. Stay tun...

Welcome listeners old and new. In light of their first ad campaign, the lads are doing an episode on marketing. They discuss the second life of the GoDaddy company, the musicality of The General Insurance commercial jingle, and how the South Carolina education system failed them. Paul then quizzes Adrian on his ability to trust his own memory. Article 1- Swipe Right https://www.theguardian.com/lif...

Due to an unprecedented letter writing campaign from our fans, we were forced to rescind Phil’s lifetime ban from the show. We welcome back lil Phil to talk about the new MGK movie, the misadventures of Tony Fauci, and the complex relationship dynamics of characters from the classic film Shrek. Phil brings in his unique perspective to help the boys answer some questions about parents lying to thei...

The boys take no prisoners in this lighting-paced exploration of pranks, fast ones, and goof em ups. Paul and Adrian discuss Paul’s coffee fortunes, how many accents are in Adrian’s name, and the conspiracy behind pizza hut’s recipe development process. This episode is a lot like uncut gems because the boys are dropping jewels in this one folx. Article 1- Ask Amy https://www.oregonlive.com/advice/...

The boys welcome hacker extraordinaire Benjamin aka Ben aka Ben Jammin' aka tro bro aka Paul's roommate. The trio discuss Paul's move set if he were a pokemon, the several federal crimes Ben has committed, and the importance of using password managers or at least having a sticky note on your monitor with your passwords on it. Ask a teacher: https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/10/hate-c...

The boys welcome on Amelia Munson: lead vlogger for sciall.org , lead illustrator for the ethogram, and lead dog mom to a dumb dog named Darwin. The duo takes on this unique opportunity to discuss the bachelor, current novels, and super-hot sisters with this star scholar. They take on some bro columns together and then participate in a largely sexist game initiated by Munson herself. Article 1- Zo...

hey y'all. We at big facts no cap would like to thank you for being a part of our family during these difficult times. We didn't get time to talk about it this episode but watch out for our take on the most important breaking news of the last few days in two weeks. We will be discussing Drakes new haircut and the Kanye Jeffree Star situation. Oh also in this episode we talk about witches or someth...

You've been asking for it, we've been listening. So here you go. this one is for the audience. A Pokémon episode. The Strangers: my son is sexually attracted to Pokémon https://www.thestranger.com/slog/2019/06/17/40508066/his-son-is-sexually-attracted-to-pokemon-what-can-dad-do-about-it Ask Annie Lane: My husband is addicted to ‘Pokemon Go’[sic] and I’m sick of it https://www.dailyrepublic.com/all...

Adrian’s back on his bullshit writing descriptions. We got a tasty episode coming at ya. The boys discuss Paul’s illegal adventures from last weekend, evolutionary psychology, and the brutal nature of landlords. They then write a compare and contrast essay on two very similar articles about picky eaters. To cap it all off, Paul and Adrian try some classic Latinx and Arabx snackies. Grab yourself a...

Another one another one you aint even had time to listen to the other 24 other one. back to back. Paul and Adrian finally talk about DRUGS but not the fun drugs. like that sad shit. anyway we tell some stories review some advice columns and Adrian implements a controversial new system to win himself pizza and shame Paul for his toxicity. If Paul was a Pokémon he would be Ekans cause he uses toxic...

oooooohhhhh boy another one where paul finished the edit too late for adrian to write a description. yall know how to use google right? just google the articles. we mention the dates, titles and everything its pretty professional tbh. in this one we talk about people contemplating animal homicide to protect their property in accordance with the NAP, horror films funny games by michael haneke and t...

Paul and Adrian come in to ruin the fun and slap that forkful of turkey out of your hand. The boys discuss Indigenous peoples, more Moe’s lore, and Adrian’s eating techniques. Links to the articles: Article 1- SURJ DC https://www.surjdc.com/ask-anne-posts/2020/9/05/wondering Article 2- Ask Amy https://www.freep.com/story/life/advice/2016/08/09/ask-amy-dickinson-advice-column/87964492/ 3rd seg...

Paul and Adrian settle back into their echo chamber after two weeks of guests. The boys discuss working odd jobs, what words belong in urban and rural dictionaries, and how The New York Times should go back to just making crossword puzzles. Adrian then quizzes Paul on his knowledge of sitcom characters and their financial situations. Links to the articles: Article 1- Dear Prudence https://slate.co...

Back to back guests babyyyyyyy. Paul brings his old college roommate Sean into the thunderdome that is big facts no cap (aka all facts no cap, big facts no caps, and big fatz no cafe). The trio discuss Paul’s basketball skills, Sean’s love for Jimmy Eat World, and Sean plugs his new show Talkin’ Tang with David Tang’s ghost and Bigger Sean. The gang doles out some music-based advice before Sean qu...

Adrian drove 9 hours this week to Portland to land one of the most coveted podcast guests in recent history: his older sister Doraly. The trio discuss childhood trauma, the sex god Seth Rogen, and teen soccer movies starring strong female leads. The gang then goes through some articles focused on queer questions before Doraly quizzes Paul on his ability to distinguish her from Dora the Explorer. L...

Send the kids away for this one folks, the Big Facts No Cap boys are getting spooky in this gory Halloween Spooktacular. The boys start off by discussing Paul’s fear of commitment, Paul’s Charlotte beer recs, and the frustration of dealing with adults in the South as a child with basic logic and control over their emotions. The boys dive into articles about the rationality of Halloween enjoyment a...

Episode 18: our podcast can now vote, just in time to pull the ol’ lever for Jaime Harrison (y’all listening, SC pals?). The boys discuss what type of bender they would be in the avatar-verse, getting their portfolios together for their SNL auditions, and the lore of Neopets. Paul and Adrian then take an early internet quiz together. Links to the articles: Article 1- Love Letters https://lovelette...

17: Our show can now buy tickets to an R-rated movie without me or Paul’s consent. Paul and Adrian discuss horror movies, the referential nature of gentleman discourse, and the two sides of the same coin that are trolling and being a “provocateur”. Adrian then quizzes Paul on his knowledge of etiquette origins. Links to the articles: Aperitif- Old Joke Column https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/in...

Our show is celebrating its sweet sixteen (that’s right we celebrate both)! She’s officially an American lady. Adrian and Paul discuss childhood nicknames, watching world cup games in Lebanon, and their adventures in belly dancing. Due to popular demand, the boys bring back the topical tip. Don’t worry, they don’t get political at all. Links to the articles: Article 1- Asking Bear http://askingbea...

Our show is celebrating its Quinceañera! She’s officially a lady. Adrian and Paul do their yearly podcast review for the shareholders. The boys discuss tips for making it in the business world, the joy of Paul’s laughter, and Adrian’s disrespect for the OGs. Adrian brings a new quiz format to test Paul’s knowledge of obscure podcasts. Links to the articles: Article 1- Mrs. Manners https:...

What is a description really? Like a feather in the wind or a child's first disappointment our destination is predetermined and this episode is inevitable. Yet in the face of the inevitable we rage against the fated expiration that defines our being. So no there is no description of the episode today. Take a risk and listen. Don't just listen. Maybe actually hear something for the first time in yo...

I hope none of our listeners are afflicted by triskaidekaphobia because we’ve reached episode 13 (in the official BFNC canon)! Paul and Adrian talk about thoughtful traveling, missionaries, and their trip to Cuba. Adrian then quizzes Paul on travel etiquette. Links to the articles: Article 1- Ask David Tang https://www.ft.com/content/5ca132c8-16c7-11e6-9d98-00386a18e39d Article 2- Dear Savvy Trave...

Bonus ep because Adrian fucked up his audio. Paul and Adrian discuss toxic relationships, lad culture, and getting around high school censorship. The lads take a quiz to find out if their relationship is more crobat than clefairy. What we talk about this bonus The Cuts Dear Therapist: https://www.thecut.com/2017/10/dear-therapist-i-feel-bad-for-my-unattractive-friends.html#_ga=2.250787140.33331120...

Now’s the time to invest in the podcast; we’re cheaper by the dozen (episodes, that is)! Paul and Adrian welcome their first guest: rapper, comedian, and insurance agent Phil Carter. The trio discuss Phil’s interests in theoretical physics, outdoor museums, and the myriad preparations possible with venison. Paul then pits the two longtime friends against each other in a contest that pushes both to...