Big Facts No Cap

This episode is about being blue collar. Something these three soy boys know *A LOT* about  Netflix: please contact BigFactsNoCapPod@gmail.com to purchase rights to create "Cornell Connie" Column 1: https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/advice/parents-want-dentist-to-excise-blue-collar-boyfriend/2020/11/12/83fb35f8-1af0-11eb-aeec-b93bcc29a01b_story.html Column 2: https://www.dailyrepublic....

Article 1: https://thetakeout.com/restaurant-menu-silly-dumb-name-food-etiquette-advice-1840486454 Article 2: https://slate.com/human-interest/2017/04/oh-lorde.html 3rd Segment: what's that movie? do you know movies? its the foreign name, can you guess it? good luck. Game

Article 1: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2016/07/11/dear-science-if-i-drink-coffee-before-giving-blood-will-the-recipient-get-a-caffeine-buzz/ Article 2: https://putitallonred.com/2015/09/28/ask-some-guy-who-can-only-make-a-living-off-of-his-advice-column-by-constantly-advertising-the-cool-refreshing-taste-of-starbucks-iced-chai-tea-latte/ 3 Segment: spill that t

Article 1: https://1followernodad.substack.com/p/heres-the-thing-boyfriend-hates-my Article 2: https://www.pcgamer.com/whats-the-scariest-horror-game/ Third Segment: https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/

The pod welcomes Adrian's friend and colleague, Nicole as well as her partner Pierce. The gang discusses the need for more termite clout, learning ass nerds, and the sanctity of marriage. Article 1: Ask Bear: My Future Family-In-Law Is Causing Wedding Drama https://www.bitchmedia.org/article/dear-bear-my-future-family-law-causing-wedding-drama-advice-feminist Article 2: The Game Warden h...

Article 1: https://www.freep.com/story/life/advice/2019/02/01/volunteering-advice/2657909002/ Article 2: https://www.newsreview.com/sacramento/content/invasion-of-the-lemon-snatchers/1371946/ Third Seggy: Free Foods for your Free Lunch

Are you man enough to soften up? Are you tough enough to open up? Man to man You gotta let me in

This episode is all about you. What would YOU do. Probably something gross and shitty. You disgust me  Column 1: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/09/01/opinion/race-questions.html Column2: https://slate.com/human-interest/2020/05/dear-prudence-relationships-girlfriend-testing-commitment-advice.html 3rd Segment: A moment of silence and respect will be observed after completion of the episode

Our show is celebrating its sweet sixteen (that’s right we celebrate both)! She’s officially an American lady. Adrian and Paul discuss childhood nicknames, watching world cup games in Lebanon, and their adventures in belly dancing. Due to popular demand, the boys bring back the topical tip. Don’t worry, they don’t get political at all. Links to the articles: Article 1- Asking Bear http://askingbea...

In this episode we discuss Harriet Tubman’s forthcoming currency, How to use ping pong tables to Win Friends and Influence People, and musical comedy about hating your wife. Article 1: https://www.uexpress.com/life/sense-and-sensitivity/2021/07/14/1 Article 2: https://www.officepolitics.com/advice/part-ii-law-fellow-excluded-from-inner-circle/ Third Segment: Which Celebrity doesn't belong?

The boys discuss Christian metalcore, the voices of old ladies, and the sink or swim nature of poops. Paul then hypocritically does a secret ad for poo-pourri after criticizing Jonah Hill last week. The gang then tackles questions about a pissy neighbor and a shitty coworker before a third segment focused on the long history of fart jokes this pod stands on in a “standing on the shoulders of giant...

Paul and Adrian finally tackle this whole fish business. What are fish, Who are fish, Where are fish, When are fish, Why are fish? Fish  Fish  Article 1: Can I trick my pregnant friend into outing herself with fish?  https://www.nytimes.com/2021/08/26/style/wedding-masks-covid-social-qs.html Article 2: Why do guys hold up fish in tinder photos?  https://www.cnet.com/news/why-do...

Let’s get tra-dit-ional, dit-ional (to the tune of that let’s get physical song, ya dig?). They boys discuss the Clemson vs. USC rivalry, the worst jokes Paul has ever heard, and Adrian’s inability to hide his laughter. We then comb through some articles on the traditions of Indian weddings, white people weddings, child naming, and bar trivia. Paul and Adrian then jointly present a third seggy foc...

1st article: https://www.elle.com/life-love/ask-e-jean/a14340/ask-e-jean-poisoned-wife/ 2nd article: https://www.askamanager.org/2021/06/i-sent-an-angry-response-to-a-work-email-was-i-in-the-wrong.html 3rd seggy: missed takes from the 2010's 

This episode we talk about fast food Q: Tell me you listen to the Big Facts No Cap podcast without *telling* me you listen to the Big Facts No Cap podcast.  A: I feel a constant sense of malaise and ennui. And although the best parts of life might strike through and bring joy, It comes with the cruel understanding I will slowly return to my baseline emotional programming Dear Karen:  htt...

This episode is truly a dream come true! Paul and Adrian discuss the formula for determining if someone is Guatemalan, Estonian presenting rappers, and weaponizing stand up bits against your partner. The duo then learn from a dream interpretation master in a psychoanalysis dream advice column before taking on a column about how women be having crazy dreams. Adrian then gives Paul a quiz where Paul...

Who actually cares about the audio in a podcast? Is that what you’re here for? In this ep we talk about the multiple birthdays of our father, sending cards in the mail, and the great bhangra funk tune Jalebi baby. We then tackle columns about teaching your children how to make cockatiel and how to deal with growing older in your looks gracefully. Gentleman Scholar: May I teach my children to mix c...

Who decided this would be a fun topic for the show? In this week’s ep, Paul and Adrian discuss the concept of stalking, celebrity enemies, and Adrian’s new character: Jacques Colombo. The boys cover articles about a long term stalker and a stalking doctor. We finish off with the Wikipedia game again. Make sure not to miss this one or Madame Zeroni will curse your family for eternity. Dear Abby: Su...

Did you know every hour of listening to a podcast releases 30 grams of CO2 into the atmosphere? Justify That  Advice column 1: Dear Kiki: Is it wrong to fanboy for Kum & Go? https://littlevillagemag.com/dear-kiki/ Advice column 2: Liza Featherstone Should I discourage my wife from air travel to reduce emissions? https://www.thenation.com/article/archive/liza-featherstone-love-professor-po...

I hope you’re strapped in folx, this ep is gonna clap you into a laugh coma. The boys discuss critical racing theory, JFK’s election strategy, and the legendary football player Colton Fitzpatrick. They then tackle advice columns on the ethical nature of training for foot races and the ethical nature of forcefully taking political power. We round this ep with a third segment you won’t want to miss...

Sophomore year starts off rough for the boys with yet another audio mistake by Adrian. Sorry about that folks. Content is still fire tho. The boys discuss housing hoodwinks, plans for long cons, and the many colors that Mediterranean folx come in. The boys then tackle two advice columns by Ask Amy concerning our theme of deception. We then do a would I lie to you third segment which is a concept w...

Hiiiiiiiii. This week the big fact boys are joined by behavioral ecologist, jewelry crafter, and tequila connoisseur Emily. We discuss her onslaught of beefs with the podcast, the best type of urine for repelling coyotes, and dog beer. We then put her dog knowledge to the test with one of BFNC’s famous quote quizzes. Aperitifs: Yosemite National Park: https://www.facebook.com/YosemiteNPS/posts/ask...

Viva la resolution, my dudes! The boys talk lemon pepper weather, Sir Mix-a-Lot questions, and the best places to get free legal advice. We bring in two articles that both have updates/resolutions to their stories. We end on a topical tip about that dude who used to live in the White House. Article 1: Ask a Manager https://www.askamanager.org/2016/07/a-coworker-stole-my-spicy-food-got-sick-and-is-...

The boys talk 2.5 men, Paul’s inability to unicycle, and Phil’s scrabble strategy. All that before diving into two columns focused on sore losers and cheats. We end on a Eurovision segment we should have spent more time researching. Forza Milan! Article 1: Ask a Manager https://www.askamanager.org/2019/06/my-boss-got-weirdly-aggressive-about-winning-a-game-and-now-wont-stop-claiming-im-angry-about...

Let’s get dipped, tossed, and nutted, boys. Paul and Adrian talk spicy mango gummies, folksy etymology, and the relative popularity of Jon Favreaus on twitter. We then address the hippo in the room: our unending and blatant hypocrisy. We talk through religious hypocrisy and humor hypocrisy in our two columns before going through some jokes on reddit and Facebook that make us groan. Article 1: Aunt...