Big Facts No Cap

1st article: https://www.elle.com/life-love/ask-e-jean/a14340/ask-e-jean-poisoned-wife/ 2nd article: https://www.askamanager.org/2021/06/i-sent-an-angry-response-to-a-work-email-was-i-in-the-wrong.html 3rd seggy: missed takes from the 2010's 

This episode we talk about fast food Q: Tell me you listen to the Big Facts No Cap podcast without *telling* me you listen to the Big Facts No Cap podcast.  A: I feel a constant sense of malaise and ennui. And although the best parts of life might strike through and bring joy, It comes with the cruel understanding I will slowly return to my baseline emotional programming Dear Karen:  htt...

This episode is truly a dream come true! Paul and Adrian discuss the formula for determining if someone is Guatemalan, Estonian presenting rappers, and weaponizing stand up bits against your partner. The duo then learn from a dream interpretation master in a psychoanalysis dream advice column before taking on a column about how women be having crazy dreams. Adrian then gives Paul a quiz where Paul...

Who actually cares about the audio in a podcast? Is that what you’re here for? In this ep we talk about the multiple birthdays of our father, sending cards in the mail, and the great bhangra funk tune Jalebi baby. We then tackle columns about teaching your children how to make cockatiel and how to deal with growing older in your looks gracefully. Gentleman Scholar: May I teach my children to mix c...

Who decided this would be a fun topic for the show? In this week’s ep, Paul and Adrian discuss the concept of stalking, celebrity enemies, and Adrian’s new character: Jacques Colombo. The boys cover articles about a long term stalker and a stalking doctor. We finish off with the Wikipedia game again. Make sure not to miss this one or Madame Zeroni will curse your family for eternity. Dear Abby: Su...

Did you know every hour of listening to a podcast releases 30 grams of CO2 into the atmosphere? Justify That  Advice column 1: Dear Kiki: Is it wrong to fanboy for Kum & Go? https://littlevillagemag.com/dear-kiki/ Advice column 2: Liza Featherstone Should I discourage my wife from air travel to reduce emissions? https://www.thenation.com/article/archive/liza-featherstone-love-professor-po...

I hope you’re strapped in folx, this ep is gonna clap you into a laugh coma. The boys discuss critical racing theory, JFK’s election strategy, and the legendary football player Colton Fitzpatrick. They then tackle advice columns on the ethical nature of training for foot races and the ethical nature of forcefully taking political power. We round this ep with a third segment you won’t want to miss...

Sophomore year starts off rough for the boys with yet another audio mistake by Adrian. Sorry about that folks. Content is still fire tho. The boys discuss housing hoodwinks, plans for long cons, and the many colors that Mediterranean folx come in. The boys then tackle two advice columns by Ask Amy concerning our theme of deception. We then do a would I lie to you third segment which is a concept w...

Hiiiiiiiii. This week the big fact boys are joined by behavioral ecologist, jewelry crafter, and tequila connoisseur Emily. We discuss her onslaught of beefs with the podcast, the best type of urine for repelling coyotes, and dog beer. We then put her dog knowledge to the test with one of BFNC’s famous quote quizzes. Aperitifs: Yosemite National Park: https://www.facebook.com/YosemiteNPS/posts/ask...

Viva la resolution, my dudes! The boys talk lemon pepper weather, Sir Mix-a-Lot questions, and the best places to get free legal advice. We bring in two articles that both have updates/resolutions to their stories. We end on a topical tip about that dude who used to live in the White House. Article 1: Ask a Manager https://www.askamanager.org/2016/07/a-coworker-stole-my-spicy-food-got-sick-and-is-...

The boys talk 2.5 men, Paul’s inability to unicycle, and Phil’s scrabble strategy. All that before diving into two columns focused on sore losers and cheats. We end on a Eurovision segment we should have spent more time researching. Forza Milan! Article 1: Ask a Manager https://www.askamanager.org/2019/06/my-boss-got-weirdly-aggressive-about-winning-a-game-and-now-wont-stop-claiming-im-angry-about...

Let’s get dipped, tossed, and nutted, boys. Paul and Adrian talk spicy mango gummies, folksy etymology, and the relative popularity of Jon Favreaus on twitter. We then address the hippo in the room: our unending and blatant hypocrisy. We talk through religious hypocrisy and humor hypocrisy in our two columns before going through some jokes on reddit and Facebook that make us groan. Article 1: Aunt...

As always, Paul and Adrian would like to welcome our listeners back into our podcast home. This week the boys discuss the dinner-show experience of Medieval Times, Paul’s inability to determine if something is a blanket, and how to interpret posters on a bedroom wall. The duo then tackle two columns about houseguests before diving back into the bottomless pit that is MajorGate. Article 1: Buzzfeed...

This one goes out to all our moms out there. In this loving tribute to everything maternal the boys discuss the number of moms Adrian has, Paul’s mom’s taste in cinema, and whether or not Paul’s mom makes better half priced appetizers at Applebee’s than Adrian’s mom. Paul and Adrian then discuss two articles that aren’t supper flattering towards the mothers before going through a winner-take-all m...

What’s crackin’ y’all? Despite some technical difficulties caused exclusively by Paul, we made it to this Friday’s deadline just in the nick of time. In this ep, we talk about the mothman’s dump-truck ass, representation in Pixar movies, and how to prove young earth creationism. We then bring in two art piece advice columns on spooky cryptids before Paul poses some intriguing hypotheticals for Adr...

The warm weather… the 8pm sunsets… the goddam pollen. Yup, I reckon it’s Spring my friends. Time for some Spring cleaning. Paul and Adrian discuss the conclusion of the squirrel saga, the aftermath of the Chris D’Elia saga, and Adrian’s feng shui techniques. The boys then tackle a question about landlords leaving their shit on your rental property before getting into some more interpersonal drama...

It’s BFNC like you’ve never seen it before. Faster. Stronger. Harder. Darker. Grittier. Paul and Adrian discuss militarized Pokémon police, GTA soundtracks, and the fragile fallibility of human memory. The boys then take on some tough questions concerning people’s varying vice choices and a slew of questions answered by everyone’s favorite person to dress as for Halloween in 2016. They then wrap w...

White boy summer isn't about reading descriptions. It's about doing, getting things done. Rough housing with your boys, pause... or dont ;)  Care and Feeding:  https://slate.com/human-interest/2018/10/parenting-advice-racism-n-word.html Racked: ask Frank  https://www.racked.com/2014/2/28/7615437/put-some-real-clothes-on-activewear-is-for-the-gym Third Segment:  Paul for you&nbs...

Y’allllllll. Stop sending letters, emails, and voicemails. We hear you loud and clear: More Guest Eps! You ask and we deliver. Paul’s friend Rachel comes on to discuss marijuana loop holes, pretty celebrities, and her outsider status as a high schooler. Paul takes Rachel through a quiz to mock her idol. Rachel then lends us her expertise as we tackle some questions sent in to Taylor Swift and a qu...

Happy birthday to Adrian So this episode is about pets again. Its pets but this time Paul and Adrian are redeeming themselves. We discuss dog hair sweaters and give the audience some invaluable interview fashion tips. Then we move on to our most controversial topic yet “ do all honey bees in America deserve to die?” And “ can honey bees love?” (look forward to Adrians forthcoming publications in N...

The boys welcome Paul’s non-famous friend Luke onto the pod. Even before we jump into the articles we cover some of life’s biggest questions: what is heaven like? who can we trust unquestioningly? is Jiro Dreams of Sushi a horror flick? We then take Luke through a fan-submitted quiz before tackling some spicy articles about 9/11 and coming out to your Mormon parents. Article 1- Cary Tennis https:/...

This one is for the people that want to see Paul and Adrian knocked down a notch. Bonus fiver review from the Podcasting Doctor (doctor how dr pepper is a doctor) Dave Johnson.

Critics, critique thyselves? The boys get a heaping dose of their own medicine in this episode all about criticism, constructive and otherwise. We do another switch up with the format and start with a third segment we paid roughly 30 USD for. The boys then do some virtue signaling in the first article before talking tunes in the second article. Be on the lookout for a follow up bonus ep next week!...

The boys finally get their finances in order in today’s ep. Paul and Adrian discuss fast food chains of the deep south, identity theft through clothing, and the price of avocado toast. The boys then review some of the new fast food chicken sandwiches on the market to let you know which ones are worth your hard earned cash. Stay crispy big fact freaks and no cap chaps! Article 1- Good for an Opinio...

The boys leave the old world and head to the new. Paul and Adrian discuss the death of Daft Punk, discourse markers, and the optimal diet for a baby. Due to a nonsensical theme, we discuss everything from modern dating to first wave feminism to goofy golf. Be sure to enter our raffle by leaving a five star review with your theme suggestions. Article 1- Ask Dr. Nerdlove https://kotaku.com/ask-dr-ne...