Big Facts No Cap

Adrian is out Phil is in. 

Gas Grass or Ass? Socrates was the first man to ponder it. Now we present you with the first boys to ponder it Article 1: https://theindependent.com/life/advice/elderly-mom-insists-on-cross-country-drive/article_e3381926-66da-11e9-a7e3-ef57cd90bb5d.html Article 2: https://www.thecannabist.co/2014/11/07/vape-pen-versus-pipes/22443/ 3rd Segment: https://www.buzzfeed.com/katangus/lets-assess

The boys hit the mall. Buckle up your Vans for this Hot Topic, grab an Apple and Journeys to your Man Cave with all Express haste. Don't try to Guess where this wild episode is going.   Article 1:https://www.parents.com/parenting/better-parenting/teenagers/shoplifting/ Article 2: https://grist.org/ask-umbra/why-do-i-love-the-mall-when-i-hate-consumerism/ Third Segment: Food Court

Whaddup skanks! In this episode, the boys discuss Rosetta Stone ads, symbiotic relationships, and the harshest disses in the current landscape of battle rap.  The duo then tackles questions about unlikely animal friendships… more or less. We end with an exclusive interview with a learning ass nerd. Ask A Dog Lady: Husband or Beloved Pet? https://www.salemnews.com/news/lifestyles/ask-dog-lady-...

1st article:  https://holapapi.substack.com/p/i-cant-stop-cringing-at-my-old-self 2nd article:  https://www.seattletimes.com/life/develop-compassionate-amnesia-about-friends-drunken-confession-of-love/ Third Segment: just listen

We welcome our best depressed friend Adam. We talk about how Adam and Paul moms' are twinsies, anti evolution science teachers of our high school, and heterogenous transient chemical reactions. We then tackle two columns about homoerotic lockerrooms and relationships before capitalizing on Adam's famously negative disposition for our third segment. Are your eyebrows raised for this...

Want to help us settle this debate? Are Marvel movies good or for babies? Leave a five star review with your opinion.  https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/28/parenting/pretend-play.html https://imnotwrong.com/page/5/

Feliz Navidad, big fact freaks and no cap chaps! In this festive episode, the boys discuss their high school bullies, they rate various proposal methods, and they finally get a chance to discuss people who do accents worse than they do.  The duo then tackles questions about gift giving and the reason for the season before exchanging gifts. Novel Advice: https://parade.com/966895/brittany_gall...

Article 1: https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/07/buying-vibrator-stepdaughter-care-and-feeding.html Article 2: https://www.cleveland.com/entertainment/2020/04/dear-annie-i-cant-stand-it-when-amusement-parks-cater-to-wealthier-families.html Segment 3: World Fair Quiz

In this ep the boys talk about avatar the last airbender, that's so Raven, and test preparation strategies. They then take on two articles about people calling their shots. Finally, the duo call their own shots in a third seggy all about bold predictions. Article 1: Can fotrunetellers see the future? https://thebrunswicknews.com/opinion/advice_columns/can-fortunetellers-see-the-future/article_3944...

Article 1: https://crimereads.com/true-crime-dating-advice/ Article 2: https://crimereads.com/true-crime-advice-is-it-morally-defensible-to-own-a-charles-manson-dishtowel/ Article 3: https://www.evanmarckatz.com/blog/communication/my-boyfriend-is-great-but-he-talks-baby-talk-whats-that-all-about

The boys discuss Paul’s inability to make it into their elementary school’s gifted program, their scheme to sponsor papa Perez’s soccer team, and the prospect of Bill Burr hosting the new Ripley’s believe or not reboot.  The gang then tackles questions about bitcoin and crypto MLMs before Paul quizzes Adrian on the selling prices of NFTs. Dear Rabbi: https://jewishstandard.timesofisrael.com/y...

This episode is about being blue collar. Something these three soy boys know *A LOT* about  Netflix: please contact BigFactsNoCapPod@gmail.com to purchase rights to create "Cornell Connie" Column 1: https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/advice/parents-want-dentist-to-excise-blue-collar-boyfriend/2020/11/12/83fb35f8-1af0-11eb-aeec-b93bcc29a01b_story.html Column 2: https://www.dailyrepublic....

Article 1: https://thetakeout.com/restaurant-menu-silly-dumb-name-food-etiquette-advice-1840486454 Article 2: https://slate.com/human-interest/2017/04/oh-lorde.html 3rd Segment: what's that movie? do you know movies? its the foreign name, can you guess it? good luck. Game

Article 1: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2016/07/11/dear-science-if-i-drink-coffee-before-giving-blood-will-the-recipient-get-a-caffeine-buzz/ Article 2: https://putitallonred.com/2015/09/28/ask-some-guy-who-can-only-make-a-living-off-of-his-advice-column-by-constantly-advertising-the-cool-refreshing-taste-of-starbucks-iced-chai-tea-latte/ 3 Segment: spill that t

Article 1: https://1followernodad.substack.com/p/heres-the-thing-boyfriend-hates-my Article 2: https://www.pcgamer.com/whats-the-scariest-horror-game/ Third Segment: https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/

The pod welcomes Adrian's friend and colleague, Nicole as well as her partner Pierce. The gang discusses the need for more termite clout, learning ass nerds, and the sanctity of marriage. Article 1: Ask Bear: My Future Family-In-Law Is Causing Wedding Drama https://www.bitchmedia.org/article/dear-bear-my-future-family-law-causing-wedding-drama-advice-feminist Article 2: The Game Warden h...

Article 1: https://www.freep.com/story/life/advice/2019/02/01/volunteering-advice/2657909002/ Article 2: https://www.newsreview.com/sacramento/content/invasion-of-the-lemon-snatchers/1371946/ Third Seggy: Free Foods for your Free Lunch

Are you man enough to soften up? Are you tough enough to open up? Man to man You gotta let me in

This episode is all about you. What would YOU do. Probably something gross and shitty. You disgust me  Column 1: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/09/01/opinion/race-questions.html Column2: https://slate.com/human-interest/2020/05/dear-prudence-relationships-girlfriend-testing-commitment-advice.html 3rd Segment: A moment of silence and respect will be observed after completion of the episode

Our show is celebrating its sweet sixteen (that’s right we celebrate both)! She’s officially an American lady. Adrian and Paul discuss childhood nicknames, watching world cup games in Lebanon, and their adventures in belly dancing. Due to popular demand, the boys bring back the topical tip. Don’t worry, they don’t get political at all. Links to the articles: Article 1- Asking Bear http://askingbea...

In this episode we discuss Harriet Tubman’s forthcoming currency, How to use ping pong tables to Win Friends and Influence People, and musical comedy about hating your wife. Article 1: https://www.uexpress.com/life/sense-and-sensitivity/2021/07/14/1 Article 2: https://www.officepolitics.com/advice/part-ii-law-fellow-excluded-from-inner-circle/ Third Segment: Which Celebrity doesn't belong?

The boys discuss Christian metalcore, the voices of old ladies, and the sink or swim nature of poops. Paul then hypocritically does a secret ad for poo-pourri after criticizing Jonah Hill last week. The gang then tackles questions about a pissy neighbor and a shitty coworker before a third segment focused on the long history of fart jokes this pod stands on in a “standing on the shoulders of giant...

Paul and Adrian finally tackle this whole fish business. What are fish, Who are fish, Where are fish, When are fish, Why are fish? Fish  Fish  Article 1: Can I trick my pregnant friend into outing herself with fish?  https://www.nytimes.com/2021/08/26/style/wedding-masks-covid-social-qs.html Article 2: Why do guys hold up fish in tinder photos?  https://www.cnet.com/news/why-do...

Let’s get tra-dit-ional, dit-ional (to the tune of that let’s get physical song, ya dig?). They boys discuss the Clemson vs. USC rivalry, the worst jokes Paul has ever heard, and Adrian’s inability to hide his laughter. We then comb through some articles on the traditions of Indian weddings, white people weddings, child naming, and bar trivia. Paul and Adrian then jointly present a third seggy foc...