Big Facts No Cap

Ready to get schooled? Paul and Adrian talk about learning how to read a calendar, Lexington high school teacher drama, and the origins of the syfy channel. The boys then take on advice columns on addressing your teacher correctly and decorating your classroom for the upcoming year. And then we finally answer the question “are Paul and Adrian smarter than 5th graders?” in our third segment. Make s...

We talk about beards. The gay dating kind. I swear I'm not just dating human women to hide my love for Goldeen

Gates open: come on in. Paul and Adrian talk about things society needs to normalize, western beauty standards, and Paul’s gem hunting adventures. The boys then field two gatekeeping questions about children’s taste in media and what food humans are allowed to eat. Lastly, they kick back and chill with a lil quiz third segment without keeping score. Article 1: Basic Dad https://melmagazine.com/en-...

You reading descriptions bro? Get your money up and stay on your grind. Aint no Forbes 30 under 30 who have time to read description. Grindset should be your mindset ARM EMOJI

Double dip dudes back at it

Hail Satan y'all. This episode is all about death metal (but also heavy music in general). The boys talk community gardens, the art of war, and the atomization of society under capitalism. They then tackle advice columns concerning a boyfriend's taste in bedroom music and a metalhead marriage on the rocks due to an addition to the family. The episode wraps up with a third segment metal vocals quiz...

It ended up being the goop episode

We made it y'all; episode 100! And one week since our special boy Paul's birthday. Paul and Adrian talk Paul's birthday spent in urgent care, Phil's recent stand up performance, and Adrian's culpability in committing cultural appropriation. The boys then tackle two articles focused on keeping it 100 with the people in your life. They close this week out with a game based on a meme t...

We got 99 problems but this episode aint one! Paul and Adrian talk Bo Burnham, Linkin Park collaboration projects, and the ethics of sampling in music production. The boys then work their way through an advice column on hating ass bitches and bitch ass racist police. They wrap up with a silly lil segment about how famous rappers chose their stage names. Article 1: Almost Royal Ask Poppy...

Hello, how you doing? I can give you good massage I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky Hello, how you doing? I can give you good massage I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky If you give me more money, I give you do some...

Epic Rap Battle

Spoiler alert! You're about to listen to a kick ass episode of BFNC. Welcome to the big dawg den. This week the lads discuss adorkable vikings, the predictability of YA novels, and the stark and fascinating differences among the star wars trilogies. The boys then tackle two spoiler based advice columns before doing a third segment all about media plot twists. Article 1: Dr. Nerdlove https://kotaku...

Adrian reveals he is a Goofysexual. He only wants to have romantic relationships with Goofy from an Extremely Goofy Movie

The podcast has decided to split after our disagreement on Everything Everywhere All at Once (mid). Enjoy the final episode

The Brunch Bunch

Marvel and Disney - listen to the third segment

Theyre playing basketball We love that basketball Now basketball is my favorite sport I like the way they dribble up and down the court I keep it so fresh on the microphone I like no interruption when the game is on I like slam-dunks that take me to the hoop My favorite play is the alley-oop I like the pick-n-roll I like the give-n-go And its basketball Bow Wow lets go I got the rock in my hands T...

The boys discuss wizard rock, water guns, and that aunt who wont take a hint  Article 1: https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/06/are-toy-guns-ok-care-and-feeding.html Article 2: https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/11/loud-annoying-toys-care-and-feeding.html

this one is for the lads

Another one. Paul and Adrian talk Oscar animated shorts noms, wild party noms, and draw out a full diagram comparing pastors versus priests. The boys then eat-pray-love through two columns and a third segment about romance languages. Wait no, that's a different thing. Love languages; that's it. Article 1: Salty Waitress https://thetakeout.com/farm-to-table-restaurant-lies-1839031653 Article 2...

column 1: https://lattice.com/library/like-a-boss-as-a-manager-id-like-to-support-my-black-employees-but-im-afraid-of-saying-the-wrong-thing column 2: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2010/dec/20/ask-hadley-chanel-handbag? CMP=gu_ 3rd Segment: topical tip

A truly historic day for the pod. BigFactsNoCap welcomes our first guest who isn’t just one of our boring friends. Accomplished YouTuber SteveM joins the boys to discuss his channel, drive-in (not drive-thru, my bad) movie theaters, and British panel shows. Steve then lends us his expertise as we tackle advice column questions about anime-obsessed roommates and Japanese-averse boyfriends. Stay tun...