Big Facts No Cap

An episode for the ages. The boys talk about catfishing. Does anyone actually read these descriptions? If you do leave a review. Dr. nerd love- https://kotaku.com/ask-dr-nerdlove-i-was-catfished-and-i-don-t-know-what-1782168111 Cia's ask molly- https://www.cia.gov/news-information/blog/2019/ask-molly-february-14-2019.html

Double digits babyyyy. The big fact no cap boys: 1; haters: 0. Paul and Adrian discuss Zoey Brown’s ability to riff, children’s show fan theories, and the enigma that is white parenting strategies. Adrian quizzes Paul on a topic that Paul has apparently been studying for his whole life. Links to the articles: Article 1- The Nation https://www.thenation.com/article/archive/my-11-year-old-daughter-i...

We now have an episode for each life of a cat (and the rapper Bas). Paul and Adrian discuss our hometown (aka Rednecksington), the life and times of Cholo Geneticist Adrian, and the failed redemption arc of a bronze tier gamer. We switch up the third segment again with a new game aimed at keeping the boys youthful and relevant. What's up fellow kids? Links to the articles: Article 1- The Bintel Br...

What’s brackin’ y’all? We now have enough episodes to put them in a bracket for a quarterfinals knockout tournament for best BFNC ep. So sad to see episodes 3 and 7 trounced in the first round… Paul and Adrian discuss spaghetti-based crimes, old school scare tactics, and gender disparities in the advice column game. #freetheferret Links to the articles: Article 1- Dear Mishu https://dearmishu.com/...

We now have enough episodes to make a seven-layer dip. Strap in because this one’s a doozy \O/. Paul and Adrian discuss the conservative squad, the online cooking community, and Adrian’s future career as a voice over artist. More than anything, we just complain about the advice columnists we bring in this week to the point that we don’t leave room to actually do a third segment.  Links: Artic...

We can now do a table read of a friends episode with our episodes. Paul and Adrian discus the revival of 106 & park, one-up story telling by advice givers, and the Mecca that is Taco Bell Cantina. We also make fun of the size of VHS tapes and Latinx stereotypes. Sorry mom -Adrian  Used articles  FT's: Ask David Tang https://www.ft.com/content/0158abcc-cc0b-11e1-aac1-00144feabdc0 Dear...

Episode 5: we now have enough episodes for them to group up and go as The Breakfast Club for Halloween this year. Paul and Adrian discuss why different languages exist and duct tape censorship. In the second half Adrian introduces a new segment without warning Paul :( Links to the articles: Article 1- Dear Willie D! https://www.houstonpress.com/music/my-kids-teacher-dresses-slutty-help-7400864 Art...

Episode 4: we officially have enough episodes to form a barbershop quartet. Paul and Adrian discuss small office drama, shy poopers, and whether or not ghosts listen to Ghostemane. We also speak some more Spanish, badly. Sorry, mom. Links to the articles: Article 1- Dear Prudence https://slate.com/human-interest/2013/12/dear-prudence-my-boss-poops-in-the-office-shower.html Article 2- Ask a Manager...

Episode 3; our initial trilogy is now complete. Paul and Adrian get a little too drunk and discuss inadequate men, the secret lives of hunter gatherers, and the gen z post-truth humor of the future. We also introduce a new theme song for the topical tip section that definitely wasn’t just improvised on the spot. Links to the articles: Article 1- Ask a Badass http://www.ask-a-badass.com/advice/sorj...

Episode 2 coming at ya. Paul and Adrian discuss people who lie in the name of love, bangin’ flags, and acoustic covers of rap songs by white folks. This is one of our early test episodes so take those pesky standards you got and push em down a bit. Links to the articles: Article 1- Hola Papi https://www.out.com/commentary/2019/12/03/help-my-boyfriend-pretended-be-latino Article 2- Love Letters htt...

We review 2 advice columns about dealing with neighborly issues in this classic and timeless episode  "This will go down in history as one of the foremost important introductory episodes in any podcast ever" -Barack Obama