Bible Brothers: A Comedy Podcast About The Bible

This new guy, Onan, really, really doesn’t want his wife to have babies, so he invents… onanism. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/biblebrothers

The hilarious Naomi Ekperigin joins the Bible Brothers as Jacob's favorite coat-wearing son Joseph annoys everyone so much with his stupid dreams that they come up with lots of crazy ways to get rid of him. Look for a special cameo from "A Certain Man." Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of...

Just when you thought the Bible was done talking about circumcisions, Jacob’s sons come up with a way to circumcise an entire city. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/biblebrothers

Host and CREATOR of Adam Ruins Everything, Adam Conover, joins the Bible Brothers as Jacob heads home to his brother Esau who may or may not want to kill him. Then, Jacob wrestles a random guy, and Esau brings 400 guys to meet his brother.  Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bib...

Jacob loses it and goes "full psycho." Then, Rachel and Leah lose it, too, and steal their dad's toys. Everyone's losing it! Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/biblebrothers

Jacob offers Laban 7 years of hard work to marry his super-hot daughter Rachel. This leads us to the Bible's first-ever female sibling rivalry. Progress, baby!  Also, everyone makes way too big a deal out of some mandrakes. Also, we're so sorry -- we thought we figured out the sound, but apparently not. We’re still working on it :( Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrosp...

Jacob and Esau continue their feud, becoming the first Bible fight to feature crying, emotions, and a weird plan involving arm hair. Also, The Bible Brothers' crisp new sound is helping them skyrocket to the top of the podcast charts. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brother...

Spencer Gilbert ( Honest Trailers ) joins the Bible Brothers just in time for Rebecca to give birth to a couple of warring twins. We’ve got Jacob and his hairy brother Esau, who also goes by "Red Stew" — easily the craziest nickname in the Bible so far. This should be our last episode with bad mics. We swear. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebroth...

Abraham sends a servant to Nahor to find his son a cousin/wife (gross!). It seems to go well until the new wife's loser dad asks them to hang out for 10 days. Will they stay? And why didn’t he ask them to just stay for one day?? Apologies for Dan’s sound this episode. We’ve purchased new mics to fix the problem! Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebr...

The creator of AP Bio , Mike O’Brien joins the Bible Brothers as Abraham takes a totally normal, three-day trek up a mountain to kill his son because God told him to -- no questions asked. Later, Abraham argues with a bunch of nice, accommodating people over the price of a burial plot. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast. Rate us on i...

Acting as Abraham's enforcer, God enters Abemilech’s dream Freddie Kruger-style to stop him from having sex with Sarah. Meanwhile, Sarah turns into a Borscht Belt comedian and jokes about how there’s no way an old hag like her could possibly have a baby. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word o...

Sodom may not seem all that wild at first… until every man in the city comes outside and demands to have sex with you. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/biblebrothers.

God changes Abram’s name to Abraham and says he will be a king of nations. And all Abraham has to do in return is chop off his foreskin. Cool! Episode recorded with Squadcast, so the sound is a little better. We're working on it! Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers pod...

Abram, who may or may evolve into Abraham at some point, gains valuable experience points when he and his house servants smote a whole dang army. Episode recorded with Squadcast, so the sound is a little better. We're working on it! Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast.  Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Bro...

April Quioh, co-host of She’s All Fat and writer for Brooklyn 99, joins The Bible Brothers as Abram hatches a weird, unnecessary plan to protect his wife from the horny men of Egypt. It goes about as badly as you would think. Episode recorded with Zencastr, so PLEASE EXCUSE THE SOUND ISSUES! WE ARE WORKING ON IT. Questions, comments, concerns? Email us at biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com, tweet at u...

If you thought Noah’s story ends with the flood, you are dead wrong because he’s about to get really weird and really naked. Meanwhile, our crafty little friend God thinks rainbows are cool and decides to shake things up in Babel. Questions, comments, concerns? Email us at biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com, tweet at us @biblebrospod, and send us cool  Instagram pics at @biblebrotherspodcast. Sup...

The world is flooded, and Noah saves everyone -- even those nasty little "creeping things” the Bible hates so much. If you have questions, comments, and concerns email us at biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com, tweet at us @biblebrospod, and send us cool  Instagram pics @biblebrotherspodcast. Support us by rating us on iTunes and spreading the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate...

Hayes Davenport, co-host of Hollywood Handbook and The Flagrant Ones, joins the Bible Brothers just as God’s children are living to around 800 and starting to feel real horny around each other.

Sure, there’s drama in the Garden of Eden with God and Adam and Adam’s yet-to-be-named wife, and yeah, there’s even more drama with their first two kids, Cain and Abel, but hey how about this Lamech guy, huh? He’s crazy!

The Bible Brothers open up to page one of The Bible and are surprised to learn that God sort is just sort of winging the whole "creation of the Earth" things. God does, however, spend a lot of time making birds and fish. If you have questions, comments, and concerns email us at biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com, tweet at us @biblebrospod, and send us cool  Instagram pics @biblebrotherspodcast. S...