Dan Klein

Bible Brothers: A Comedy Podcast About The Bible

Religion EN ↓ 220 episodes

Comedy writer Dan Klein has never read the Bible… until now. Join him every Sunday with special guests as they read it from front to back to see what the big whoop is -- on the #1 anti-incest, God-approved podcast!

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Dan Klein

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Ancient HOA Freaks Shut Down The Temple w/ John Harris 06.07.2026 1:16:23

A letter writing campaign gets heated while Dan and John Harris discover how M&Ms procreate. Learn more about our beloved corporate sponsor (and take a step towards feeling a little better) at ⁠https://good-practice-therapy.com⁠ Rate us 5 stars and spread the good word of the Bible (Brother’s podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree ⁠https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers

A Whole Lotta Bowls, Not One Ezra w/ Annie Raweurda & Sascha Stanton-Craven 21.06.2026 1:37:13

The bowl makers are going hard crazy making bowls, while Dan, Sascha, and Annie dive into the depths of Wikipedia. Learn more about our beloved corporate sponsor (and take a step towards feeling a little better) at https://good-practice-therapy.com Rate us 5 stars and spread the good word of the Bible (Brother’s podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers

Bible Bros Announcement: VeggieTales, Psalm Songs, and a Survey 31.05.2026 8:03

Quick Bible Brothers update before Ezra returns later this summer: LIVE VeggieTales Watch Along Sunday July 14th 4PM Pacific / 7PM Eastern In the Priest's Office on the Discord We’re also launching our new Psalms Survival Strategy (PSS) with music and listener submissions. PLUS -- we want to hear from YOU: How did you find the podcast? What episodes do you like? What’s working? What’s not? SURVEY...

Babylon Burns the Temple and Steals All The Forks | 2 Chronicles Finale 17.05.2026 1:21:12

Listener Bob Neis joins Dan for the absolutely epic finale of 2 Chronicles, where King Josiah throws a legendary Passover party, immediately gets shot full of arrows, and yells, “get me outta here!” Then Babylon burns the Temple to the ground, kidnaps everybody, and steals every last fork in sight. Learn more about our beloved corporate sponsor (and maybe feel a little better) at Good Practice The...

We Came to Pump 👏 You 👏 Up… and Crush Your Idols To Dust w/ Paul Rust (2 Chronicles 33-34) 10.05.2026 1:24:11

Dan and comedian Paul Rust talk Hollywood, Golden Calves/Calfs, and beating tiny idols into a powder. The book of Moses is found during some home improvements while Josiah pays some contractors. Learn more about our beloved corporate sponsor (and take a step towards feeling a little better) at https://good-practice-therapy.com Rate us 5 stars and spread the good word of the Bible (Brother’s podca...

Heap World w/ Chris McIver (2 Chronicles 31) 03.05.2026 1:01:08

Listner Chris and Dan estimate the sheep to person ratio of Judah, while Hezekiah invents heaps of things. Learn more about our beloved corporate sponsor (and take a step towards feeling a little better) at https://good-practice-therapy.com Rate us 5 stars and spread the good word of the Bible (Brother’s podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers

Blood, BBQ, And A Surprise Second Passover w/ Michael Klein (2 Chronicles 29) 26.04.2026 1:07:56

Passover so nice they do it twice while Dan and Michael iron out the pre-show banter. Learn more about our beloved corporate sponsor (and take a step toward feeling a little better) at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://good-practice-therapy.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers

Worshiping Every Green Tree w/ Len Vishnevsky & Sascha Stanton-Craven (2 Chronicles 27) 19.04.2026 1:18:03

A king is very diligent with his tree worship while Dan, Len, and Sascha come up with some real nice merch ideas. Learn more about our beloved corporate sponsor (and take a step toward feeling a little better) at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://good-practice-therapy.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/...

Curiosity Killed The King? w/ Sascha Stanton-Craven (2 Chronicles 25) 12.04.2026 1:20:56

Some kings build some stuff and conquer some people, while Sascha and Dan create a new podcast and welcome their new Squad Bible Kids Jr . Learn more about our beloved corporate sponsor (and take a step toward feeling a little better) at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://good-practice-therapy.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linkt...

They Got Joash w/ Hope Davies (2 Chronicles 23) 05.04.2026 1:19:37

The boy king rules, while Hope and Dan take every opportunity to talk about Game of Thrones. Learn more about our beloved corporate sponsor (and take a step toward feeling a little better) at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://good-practice-therapy.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers

The Israelite in the Cupboard w/ Ben Climer (2 Chronicles 21) 29.03.2026 1:04:22

There's a new queen in town, while Ben and Dan talk Bible theories and recurring nightmares. Learn more about our beloved corporate sponsor (and take a step toward feeling a little better) at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://good-practice-therapy.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers

207. 2 Chronicles 20 - Picking Jewels off Dead Bodies (w/ Tommy Do) 22.03.2026 1:13:18

An army gets slaughtered on the way to the bank, while Tommy and Dan talk figure skating and Barbie. Learn more about our beloved corporate sponsor (and take a step toward feeling a little better) at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://good-practice-therapy.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers

206. 2 Chronicles 18 - Ahab HATES Micaiah (w/ Kate Spencer) 15.03.2026 1:14:23

Two kings team up to bully a prophet, while Kate and Dan talk fanfic and Traitors. Learn more about our beloved corporate sponsor (and take a step toward feeling a little better) at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://good-practice-therapy.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers

205. 2 Chronicles 16 - Stinky Foot in Magic Town (w/ Mary Holland) 08.03.2026 1:09:42

The Bible comes out as anti-doctor, while Mary tries to convince Dan she was not present during the Salem Witch Trials. Learn more about our beloved corporate sponsor (and take a step toward feeling a little better) at ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://good-practice-therapy.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/bibleb...

204. 2 Chronicles 14 - Ethiopia Attacks! (w/ Ben Apple) 01.03.2026 1:26:52

Last week Egypt this week Ethiopia! Meanwhile Dan and Ben talk cults. Learn more about our beloved corporate sponsor (and take a step toward feeling a little better) at ⁠⁠⁠https://good-practice-therapy.com/⁠⁠⁠ Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers

203. 2 Chronicles 12 - Rematch with Egypt (w/ Noah Garfinkel) 22.02.2026 1:18:26

Egypt gets in on beating up Israel (or Judah?), while Dan and Noah talk the difference between hay and straw. Learn more about our beloved corporate sponsor (and take a step toward feeling a little better) at ⁠⁠https://good-practice-therapy.com/⁠⁠ Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers

202. 2 Chronicles 10 - The Anti-Incest Incest Show (w/ Hope Davies) 15.02.2026 1:10:26

Cousins be having cousins, while Dan and Hope talk Wario and Waluigi. Learn more about our beloved corporate sponsor (and take a step toward feeling a little better) at ⁠https://good-practice-therapy.com/⁠ Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers

201. 2 Chronicles 8 - Solomon the Ape King (w/ Michael Klein) 08.02.2026 1:02:53

Solomon can't get enough of these apes, while Dan and Michael conduct some forensic reading to deduce where these apes have been the whole time. Learn more about our beloved corporate sponsor (and take a step toward feeling a little better) at https://good-practice-therapy.com/ Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: htt...

200. 2 Chronicles 7 - God Threatens Solomon After A Great Party (w/ ROBERT PADNICK) 01.02.2026 1:30:54

God attends a party thrown by Solomon, while the prodigal son (New Testament) Robert returns home to the pod. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers

199. 2 Chronicles 5 - Lost God (w/ Sascha Stanton-Craven) 25.01.2026 1:12:56

Solomon opens God's box and God isn't there (??), while Dan and Sascha talk a lot about poop and farts. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers

198. 2 Chronicles 3 - The Bible Teaches Arithmetic (w/ Ben Climer and Sascha Stanton-Craven) 18.01.2026 1:25:41

Solomon puts his money where his mouth is and builds the dang temple, while Dan, Ben and Sascha try Oreo popsicles. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers

197. 2 Chronicles 1 - The Sequel (w/ Dan Mirk) 11.01.2026 1:03:24

Solomon goes full deforestation mode, while Dan and Dan question why they're reading the Bible in the first place. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers

196. 1 Chronicles 28 - Finale! (w/ Matt Klinman) 07.12.2025 1:24:47

David dies doing what he loves best -- talking about building God a house, while Dan and Matt try to figure out if they are related. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers

195. 1 Chronicles 26 - Obed-Edom Means No Worries (w/ Hope Davies) 16.11.2025 1:17:43

The Bible says a bunch more words while Dan and Hope cast lots to test god's favor. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers

194. 1 Chronicles 24 - The Rizzler is a Chiefman (w/ Sascha Stanton-Craven) 09.11.2025 55:57

David gives everyone jobs, while Dan and Sascha try to communicate with a listener from the past. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our beautiful Linktree: https://linktr.ee/biblebrothers