Dan Klein

Bible Brothers: A Comedy Podcast About The Bible

Religion EN ↓ 220 episodes

Comedy writer Dan Klein has never read the Bible… until now. Join him every Sunday with special guests as they read it from front to back to see what the big whoop is -- on the #1 anti-incest, God-approved podcast!

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Dan Klein

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45. EXODUS 36 - Fine Twined Linen Make Me Feel So Fine 21.02.2021 46:46

Bored by another list of stuff needed to make the Tabernacle, the Bible Brothers start to lose it and make up some songs! Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast.  Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/biblebrothers

44. EXODUS 35 - Rosie the Riveter For Goat Hair w/RABBI EMILY COHEN 14.02.2021 46:01

RABBI EMILY COHEN, host of the Jew Too podcast and rabbi at the West End Synagogue in New York City, joins the Bible Brothers and answers a ton of our questions, all while Moses lists a bunch of stuff and his people's hearts are stirred to chip in and help put that stuff together. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast.  Rate us on...

43. EXODUS 33 - "My Name Is Jealous" 07.02.2021 51:04

God and Moses decide to give the whole rock-concert-on-a-mountain another go, and we learn two things: God is really jealous and God has a cute veil he wears when he doesn't want anyone to see his face. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast.  Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to...

42. EXODUS 31 - The Golden Friggin' Calf! w/CHRIS GETHARD 31.01.2021 1:00:39

Host of The Chris Gethard Show and Beautiful Anonymous , CHRIS GETHARD, joins The Bible Brothers as the Israelites throw the greatest party of all time for the golden friggin' calf! Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast.  Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to our Patreon: https://...

41. EXODUS 29 - God's Signature Scent 24.01.2021 1:01:58

God gives the recipe for his signature perfume that only he may wear, and Aaron is suddenly in a Japanese game show where he has to dump oil on himself and kill a cow. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast.  Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.co...

40. EXODUS 27 - The Curious Girdle of the Ephod 17.01.2021 58:41

God moves on from being obsessed with a box to being obsessed with clothes. Hope you're listening, Aaron, because this is for you, apparently! Please welcome our newest member of the #GodSquad and treasure hunter/finder, Jack Stuef! https://www.outsideonline.com/2419429/forrest-fenn-treasure-jack-stuef Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodc...

39. EXODUS 25 - IKEA Instructions 10.01.2021 57:59

God gives Moses a ton of instructions for how to build a friggin' box. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast.  Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/biblebrothers

38. MINISODE: Happy Holidays from Dan & Robert! 27.12.2020 27:29

What's up, Nuggets? Just a quick "Happy Holidays" message from the Bible Brothers to say thanks for listening to us and please stop listening to any other religion podcasts. Also, if you know anyone who owns a mega corporation, please ask them to sponsor us! Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast.   Rate us on iTunes and spread...

37. EXODUS 23 - The Boring Tablets w/LAUREN LAPKUS 20.12.2020 1:00:45

Star of The Wrong Missy on Netflix and co-host of Newcomers , LAUREN LAPKUS joins the Bible Brothers as God finally gives Moses the tablets, which is way more disappointing and boring than we all imagined it would be. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast.   Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers pod...

36. EXODUS 21 - Deus Ox 13.12.2020 1:03:10

God decides to just keep on rolling with commandments and announces a ton more rules, most of which apply to oxen for some reason. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast.  Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/biblebrothers

35. EXODUS 19 - The 10 Commandments! w/BRIDGER WINEGAR 06.12.2020 58:38

BRIDGER WINEGAR, host of "I Said No Gifts," joins the Bible Brothers as God just goes straight into the 10 Commandments with absolutely no prelude, so it's very unclear if Moses is supposed to be writing them down or not. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! An...

34. EXODUS 17 - Weekend At Moses' 29.11.2020 50:10

In a very Weekend at Bernie's moment, all Moses has to do to win a fight against the Amaleks is lift his arms... but he's really tired. Hopefully his new bros Josh and Hurr can help! Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to our Patreon: https://www.p...

33. EXODUS 15 - God's Magic Tasteless Bread w/REBECCA DELGADO-SMITH 22.11.2020 1:14:23

Host of The Alarmist podcast REBECCA DELGADO-SMITH joins the Bible Brothers as Moses tells the Israelites to stop talking smack about God, and then God gives them 40 years worth of manna -- a gross bread made of magic.

32. EXODUS 13 - The Matrix 15.11.2020 50:34

The Bible randomly references the movie "The Matrix" in what has to be the grossest euphemism for a women's private parts. Moses also splits the Red Sea, which is pretty cool. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon....

31. EXODUS 11 - God The Destroyer 08.11.2020 53:06

God creates the holiday of Passover and gives himself a cool nickname for when he goes into a blackout rage-filled murder spree. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast.  Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/biblebrothers

30. EXODUS 9 - God Wants To Be Famous 01.11.2020 50:10

God finally admits why he won't just kill the Egyptians to free the Israelites: he wants to be a STAR! 

29. EXODUS 7 - Stinky Plagues w/BETH STELLING 25.10.2020 1:05:12

BETH STELLING joins the Bible Brothers as God seems to think that Pharaoh will free the Hebrews if He makes it smell really stinky everywhere. Check out Beth's new standup special GIRL DADDY on HBO Max: https://www.hbomax.com/feature/urn:hbo:feature:GXxCKIQ4nPMLCwgEAAAAD Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast. Rate us on iTunes and sprea...

28. EXODUS 5 - Uncircumcised Lips 18.10.2020 53:12

Moses is worried no one is going to listen to him for the nastiest reason we've ever heard. So gross, Moses! Also, what is hay? **Not sure what happened to Dan's audio this ep. We're so sorry! We really need to buy that human... Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podca...

27. EXODUS 3 - god.i.am 11.10.2020 52:36

God hatches a terrible plan for Moses to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. Moses doesn't think anyone will listen to him, though, so God teaches him some cool magic tricks to get people on his side. God and Moses, huh? What a couple of knuckleheads! Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the...

26. EXODUS 1 - Exodus, Baby! 04.10.2020 47:47

It's Exodus, baby! And it's breaking all the rules! We're several generations in the future, the new pharoah sucks, and Jewish babies are getting tossed in the river! Exodus does not hold back! Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to our Patreon: htt...

25. GENESIS FINALE w/JON GABRUS 27.09.2020 1:12:29

Comedian and podcaster JON GABRUS joins the Bible Brothers as a dying Jacob goes full Don Rickles and rips into his 12 sons in the final moments of both his life and the Book of Genesis.

24. GENESIS 46 - Ready To Die w/AMIR BLUMENFELD 20.09.2020 53:23

Comedian and podcaster AMIR BLUMENFELD joins the Bible Brothers as Jacob visits his son Joseph in Egypt, and immediately upon arriving announces his plans to die. Fun! Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/bible...

23. GENESIS 44:1 - Emotional Joe 13.09.2020 40:08

After a long and unnecessary back-and-forth with his brothers, Joseph finally reveals himself... and immediately breaks down crying. Yikes. Also, we're pretty sure his brothers are naked. Double yikes. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to our Patr...

22. GENESIS 42:1 - Sack's Mouth 06.09.2020 55:27

Despite Joseph's lifelong conflict with his brothers coming to a head, The Bible seems more interested in talking about sacks and how you can put money in them through their holes. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to our Patreon: https://www.patr...

21. GENESIS 40:1 - 3 Days to Death w/ JOHN COCHRAN 30.08.2020 50:06

Survivor winner and comedy writer John Cochran joins the Bible Brothers as Joseph tells the pharaoh's butler that his dream means he's going to die in three days. Yikes, Joseph! Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! And donate to our Patreon: https://www.patreon...