Better Assholes

They way you think about buying Chinese is the way we used to think about buying Korean, but the Koreans won us over with their sharp design and interesting technologies. The insides always tend to be junk that doesn't last. This is especially true of LG . LG stands for Literal Garbage. In this episode, we describe our experience with LG appliances as a nightmare. We discuss the many problems...

It's been a few months since you heard from me. It's been a wild ride. Let's see if we can get back into the swing of things. Here is what's been up.

Join me on a trip to the dollar store where I witness a mother and child's audacious candy caper! Is it a sign of the times, or just a craving gone too far? We'll explore the sticky fingers, the sweet loot, and the implications of "snackflation." Has the cost of treats reached a breaking point? Let's discuss the ethics, the economics, and the irresistible allure of a chocolate bar. Don't forget to...

In a bold legal move, a group of pregnant mothers is challenging the Trump administration's recent executive order aimed at restricting birthright citizenship. The lawsuit argues that the order violates the Constitution, igniting a heated debate over the interpretation of the 14th Amendment. This episode delves into the intricacies of the lawsuit, the potential implications for immigration pol...

Hold onto your glitter, folks, because the world's most fabulous family feud is about to explode onto HBO Max! Jake and Logan Paul – those two walking, talking memes – are at it again, promising a sibling showdown so ridiculously over-the-top, it'll make a WWE Wrestlemania look like a chess match. Who's gonna win? Does it even matter? This ain't about boxing prowess; this is performance art, a spe...

Justin Trudeau, Canada’s outgoing PM, has done it again—this time by making headlines for wearing his sweater backwards. 🤦‍♂️ From fashion faux pas to political blunders, this sweater scandal feels like the perfect symbol for his backward leadership. 🇨🇦 Was it a wardrobe mishap or a desperate cry for attention as his approval ratings plummet? From embarrassing moments to policy fails, Trudeau’s l...

Canada, get ready to shovel some reality – Trump wants to secure the US from 3rd world migrants and terrorists coming through Canada and might just build a wall along the border! We're saying what everyone's thinking but too scared to ask. Why is Trudeau fighting back? These problems are affecting Canadians too and making everyone's lives miserable. Trump is absolutely right. Trudeau c...

Tired of Trump pushing Canada around like a little bitch? So are we! We're taking 'Better Assholes' on a trip north of the border to say F@#k you, Justin Trudeau. Why's he letting America walk all over him? Is it time for another leader who'll play rough with The Donald? Grab your maple syrup and let's get real. #TrumpCanada #TrudeauWeak #JustinStrong #CanadiansUnite #Polit...

A pivotal moment in American history. Donald Trump was sworn in as the 47th President amidst a whirlwind of political shifts. Joe Biden pardoned his entire family and there are questions about what this means for future US policy! We're breaking down the biggest takeaways from today’s events, analyze potential impact on international relations, and explore how Americans feel about "good t...

In this episode of Better Assholes, we dig deep into the mysterious disappearance of 50,000 international students who have vanished from Canada and stopped reporting to the government. Among these ghostly figures, a staggering 20,000 hail from India – but why are they here, and more importantly, why aren't they going home? We dive into the dark underbelly of this phenomenon by examining how m...

Buckle up, folks! It's time for another rollercoaster ride through the absurdities of modern society with your favorite misanthropes. Welcome to Better Assholes, where we're not afraid to stir the pot and ask the tough questions. It's 2025, and you'd think by now we'd have figured out this whole 'civilization' thing. But noooo! We've traded thought-provoking debates...

The LA fire crisis improves as real firefighters step in, but the drama isn't over! 🚨 Amid families losing homes, Hollywood celebrities with insurance and backup plans turn to GoFundMe for donations! 🤯 Why are the rich overshadowing those in real need? Let’s dive into this bizarre twist, the ongoing challenges, and how this crisis highlights inequality in America. From everyday heroes to tone-de...

🎥 Eagles fan vs. Packers fan—this wild video has everyone talking! 🤯 When an Eagles fan berates a female Packers fan while her fiancé just stands there filming, it’s a shocking display of bad behavior and missed chivalry. 🏈💔 Should he have stepped in or kept rolling? Let’s break down this viral moment, discuss fan culture, and question the role of bystanders in situations like this. 🚨 #Eagles...

Starbucks is stirring controversy with its new “paying customers only” policy. Once a haven for anyone, issues with drug users, vagrants, and disruptive behavior forced this drastic change. 🚷 Will it bring back loyal customers or brew more backlash? Let’s dive into the fallout, customer reactions, and whether this policy saves the brand or spills the beans on deeper societal issues. 🧐☕

There is nothing worse than getting a speeding ticket, especially when they gouge you for something silly like 20 over the limit. With photo radar shouldn't cops be stopping crime or something instead of jerking it in donut shop parking lots?

Twitter’s transformation into X under Elon Musk has been nothing short of chaotic. Once an alt-left liberal stronghold with anti-conservative, anti-straight, anti-male, anti-freedom bias, it’s now a “free speech” haven filled with racism and hate. 🤯 Lost followers, fleeing advertisers, and unfiltered chaos—what went wrong? Better Assholes unpacks the rise, fall, and fallout of Elon’s X experiment...

As LA’s wildfires rage on, one thing is clear: without outside help, the devastation could have been far worse. But what’s fueling the chaos? From DEI distractions to slashed budgets and poor preparedness, the systems meant to protect citizens are failing. Are these wildfires a fiery warning or a real-life Hollywood blockbuster about government failure? Join Better Assholes as we dissect the crisi...

Once marketed as healthier with "no MSG" and "no artificial flavors," today's food industry is cutting corners like never before. Post-COVID inflation and corporate greed have led to key ingredients being swapped for cheaper, low-quality substitutes. The result? A culinary landscape filled with overpriced garbage that insults customers. In this hard-hitting episode, we expo...

The LA fires have wreaked havoc, leaving countless people devastated. But what if the real spark wasn’t nature, but human mismanagement? In this episode of Better Assholes , we uncover how poor leadership, state and city missteps, and a flawed DEI policy turned into a recipe for disaster. From exclusionist hiring practices to political priorities gone wrong, we break down how lives and homes were...

Mainstream Media’s New Favorite? The liberal mainstream media in America is rallying behind their pick for Canada’s next Prime Minister—but didn’t they learn from their past mistakes? Can the second-in-command of a failed government really take the top spot? And do Canadians want someone complicit in the decline of their lives leading the nation? Better Assholes dive into the political drama, medi...

🔥 LA FIRES: Arson or Something More Sinister? 🔥 Reports of arson are swirling as wildfires rage across Los Angeles. Could eco-terrorists be deliberately setting blazes to push their climate change agenda? 🤔 We investigate the disturbing trend and its potential connection to similar incidents in Canada. 🇨🇦 #LAFires #Arson #EcoTerrorism #ClimateChange #Wildfires #Investigation #News #CurrentEvent...

Los Angeles is ablaze, and the fires are sparking more than just flames—they’re igniting debates about politics, climate, and preparation. In this episode, Better Assholes break down the causes, the chaos, and the political drama fueling the infernos. As we wish everyone affected the best, we also explore how we can better prepare for the future. Stay informed and stay ready—this is one discussion...

As Trump ramps up his rhetoric about acquiring Canada, a growing number of Canadians are fed up with Trudeau, liberal politics, and the fallout of mass immigration. Could the disillusionment with wokeness and governance push Canada toward the ultimate prize—joining the United States? Better Assholes break down the political and cultural shifts fueling this wild possibility and what it could mean f...

Get ready for a seismic shift in sports entertainment! WWE Raw is moving to Netflix, starting tonight. Join Better Assholes as we dive into the excitement, the implications, and what this means for fans and the wrestling world. From exclusive content to behind-the-scenes access, this episode covers everything you need to know about WWE Raw's new home on Netflix. Tune in and be part of the revoluti...

In a momentous event, Justin Trudeau has officially resigned. Join Better Assholes as we cover the live reactions and take a deep dive into how his leadership impacted Canada—skyrocketing home prices, grocery inflation, and immigration policies that left citizens frustrated. Canadians may feel relief, but what comes next for the nation?