Better Assholes

Better Assholes

Society EN ↓ 55 episodes

Life's a bitch, and then society kicks you in the teeth. Welcome to 'Better Assholes,' your daily dose of dark humor and scathing social commentary. We're not here to sugarcoat the harsh realities or coddle your feelings. Expect brutal honesty, cynical observations, and maybe – just maybe – a few laughs along the way as we navigate this messed-up world. Join us for a healthy dose of skepticism, sarcasm, and humor as we tackle the absurdities and injustices of modern life. Buckle up, folks. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

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Better Assholes

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Latest episode

Mar 6, 2025

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Episodes

Trudeau Steps Down: Possibly The End of Canada’s Spiraling Liberal Era 06.01.2025

Breaking news as Justin Trudeau announces his resignation, marking the end of a contentious era. From economic turmoil to housing crises and immigration controversies, we reflect on the legacy of Canada’s outgoing leader and the consequences of his tenure. What’s next for a nation grappling with the fallout? Tune in for analysis and predictions.

The Diddy Dilemma: Scandal, Success, and Secrets 05.01.2025

As the allegations pile up, one has to ask: where did Diddy find the time? From running a record label and clothing line to hosting star-studded parties, the shocking claims of drug, weapon, and human trafficking beg deeper questions. Join us as Better Assholes explore the curious balance of business, celebrity, and controversy surrounding one of hip-hop’s biggest names.

Canada in Crisis: Time for Change? 05.01.2025

In this episode of Better Assholes , we dive into the growing sentiment against Justin Trudeau, as many Canadians call for his resignation and demand a federal election. Is Trudeau's leadership a reflection of a narcissistic dictatorship, or is this political unrest the result of polarized politics? We explore the current state of Canadian democracy and the road ahead.

The Death of Dining Out: How Restaurants Lost Their Charm 05.01.2025

Remember when dining out was a family treat everyone could afford? Those days are gone. In this episode of Better Assholes , we explore how inflation, hidden fees, and tipping culture have made eating out a less appealing—and often frustrating—experience. From cherished family meals to budget-breaking nights, what went wrong with the joy of restaurants?

🦅 Hawk Tuah Girl's Return: Back to the Hustle! 💸 05.01.2025

After scamming her obviously not-so-bright fans, Hawk Tuah girl will have to get back to hawk tuahing for money again. From the highs of her dubious schemes to the lows of facing reality, we dive into the wild ride of Hawk Tuah girl. Will she find new ways to hustle, or is this the end of her shady escapades? (SPOILER: Time to Hawk Tuah for legal fees) Tune in for a hilarious and eye-opening episo...

YouTube vs. Spotify: The Creator Showdown 05.01.2025

YouTube reigns supreme for creators, leaving Spotify trailing behind. From poor free plans to clunky software, Spotify struggles while YouTube shines for podcasts, videos, and more. Could Google save Spotify, or is it time for creators to move on? Let's discuss.

Back in the Ring: Wrestling’s Comeback and Its 2025 Future 04.01.2025

Wrestling’s golden years hooked us as kids and made university hangouts epic, but somewhere along the line, it lost its spark—or maybe we did. Fast forward to today, and wrestling is hotter than ever. In this episode, we explore its resurgence, why it’s thriving again, and where it’s headed in 2025.

DEI Debacle: Where Did It All Go Wrong? 04.01.2025

The DEI movement started as a push for inclusivity, but did it miss the mark? Instead of uplifting racial minorities and LGBT communities, it often became a platform for woke white women and gay white men to climb the corporate ladder. What happened to true diversity?

Streaming the Dream: How Netflix Killed the Movie Star 04.01.2025

Remember when blockbuster films ruled Hollywood and movie stars were larger-than-life? Now it's The Rock, Kevin Hart, and Netflix originals every week. No stars, no blockbusters, and no magic. Join Better Assholes as we explore how Netflix reshaped entertainment—and not for the better.

Drag Queens and the Woke Era: What Were We Thinking? 03.01.2025

Back in the woke era, people let their kids sit on the laps of drag queens while they were read LGBT books at school and in libraries. Future generations will look back on that and wonder what the hell we were thinking. The absurdity of it all is mind-boggling. From the rise of woke culture to the bizarre acceptance of drag queens in educational settings, we dive into the madness that defined an e...

Who’s Buying EVs, and Why? 03.01.2025

Electric cars are marketed as the future, but are they really better? In this episode of Better Assholes, we break down who’s buying EVs and why most people seem reluctant to jump on the bandwagon. From high prices to questionable value, and yes, Tesla drivers being jerks, we explore if EVs are truly the way forward—or just another fad with a bad reputation.

Trump: The Rap Icon of the 80s and 90s 02.01.2025

Before politics, Donald Trump was a hip-hop muse. In the 80s and 90s, rappers admired his wealth, self-made success, and larger-than-life persona. From cameos on albums to hanging with rap royalty, Better Assholes explore how Trump became an unexpected icon in the rap world.

2024: The Year in Review and What's Next 01.01.2025

A quick dive into the political highs and lows of 2024, from Biden and Trump to Kamala and Trudeau. What did this year teach us, and what can we expect in 2025? Thanks for tuning in to Better Assholes —big things are ahead!

Jimmy Carter: A Nice Guy, But... 30.12.2024

Reflecting on the legacy of former President Jimmy Carter, Better Assholes discuss his reputation as a kind and understanding man, yet a one-term, ineffective leader. From his polarizing presidency to his later years of sidelined opinions, we explore his complex impact on history.

Lazy Weight Loss: The Ozempic Era 27.12.2024

Once upon a time, losing weight meant eating right and breaking a sweat. Then, it became a "disease" to avoid the truth—laziness. Now, weight loss is all the rage thanks to meds like Ozempic that let you shed pounds without lifting a finger. Is this progress, or just another excuse? Tune in to Better Assholes as we weigh in on this new trend!

Boxing Day Blues & Trump’s Canadian Takeover? 27.12.2024

Happy Boxing Day! Today on Better Assholes, we explore the fading appeal of this once-loved shopping holiday in an Amazon-dominated world. Plus, Donald Trump’s teasing about “taking over Canada”—is it a joke, or should Canadians be concerned? Tune in for the fun and the thought-provoking!

Christmas Reflections: Was It Worth It? 25.12.2024

In this heartfelt episode of Better Assholes, we reflect on what Christmas has become. Has it lost its spirit in a haze of greed and spending competitions? Between the pressure to buy and the loss of meaning, it just doesn’t feel the same. What would Jesus do—and what should we?

Christmas: Capitalism's Greatest Heist 23.12.2024

In this episode of Better Assholes, we unwrap the truth about Christmas and how it’s been hijacked by capitalism. From endless sales to the erasure of its religious roots, the holiday is now all about spending. Black Friday, Cyber Monday, and Boxing Week—are we celebrating or just consuming?

Silent Night, Liberal Media's Quiet Fight 22.12.2024

This episode of Better Assholes dives into the recent rampage at a German Christmas market and why liberal media outlets like CNN and CBC are downplaying it. We explore the event, the possible motives, and the media's selective reporting. What’s being left unsaid—and why?

Uber Eats and Epic Fails 21.12.2024

Ever notice how ordering Uber Eats always seems like a gamble? In this episode of Better Assholes, I share my Saturday night disaster—what should've been a quick meal turned into chaos thanks to an incompetent driver. Hungry, lazy, and now frustrated, I spill the tea on delivery gone wrong.

Would You Get Gay for Diddy? 21.12.2024

In this wild episode of Better Assholes, we dive into Diddy's legal troubles and the bizarre rumors swirling around his baby oil fetish. Who really got "gay for Diddy," and what does it all mean? A no-holds-barred look at celebrity scandals and the chaos they bring.

India's Shadow Over Canada: Espionage, Intimidation, and Chaos 20.12.2024

In this episode of Better Assholes, we uncover how the Indian government is running operations in Canada, from espionage to intimidation. We explore the crisis of international students, inside agents, people smuggling, and organized crime that’s reshaping Canada’s security landscape. From covert operations and diplomatic pressure to the struggles of international students and the dark world of pe...

Unscripted and Still Better Assholes 19.12.2024

In this episode, we’re shaking things up! Better Assholes goes unscripted for a rawer, more natural vibe. Plus, we dive into Trudeau’s refusal to step down and what it means for Canada’s future. Change is in the air—both for us and the country.

🍁 Canada The 51st State? Trump's Bold Claim! 18.12.2024

Trump's recent comments have sparked a heated debate about Canada's potential future as part of the United States. Tune in as Better Assholes discuss the pros, cons, and everything in between. From the political implications to the cultural shifts, we dive deep into what this wild possibility could mean for both nations. Is it a realistic future or just political fantasy? Join us for an in...

What's going on in Canada? 17.12.2024

Better Assholes take on the slow-motion trainwreck that is Canada in 2024. From Trudeau’s tax grabs to far-left finger-wagging, housing crises, and immigration scams, we break down how the Great White North became the land of “Do as I command, eh?”

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