Betamax Rewind with Matt and Doug

You ever see a podcast come apart like that... Matt forgot to take notes again... Different lubes for jerkin' off... Big jugs discussion again... Peeing in the shower again... Podcast stats again... Doug just doesn't try anymore again... Doug expects Matt to pull clips he doesn't ask for and will be upset if he doesn't... A movie that bombed at the box office... Disgraced Packers... Matt brings up...

Doug drops acid... American exceptionalism... Celeb deaths... Bath tub jizz... More talk about Jen's jugs... Some audio issues, but nowhere near what it has been... A movie that is a sequel...kind of... Oooh...the Germans... All that plus a young Harrison Ford in a movie that kind of sort of works...

Doug nearly scares a woman to death... Matt will never be classy... S-word fights... Doug drinks piss... Parents forbid stuff... Podcast has to be paused so ice cream can be made... An audio glitch... Suicidal ideation... Doug says a bad word... Doug makes a mockery of everything that is good and pure in this world... Much shorter than I expected...

That's not a podcast, this is a podcast... Crikey... Doug is a cocksucker, even Matt's mom says so... Doug likes Australia... Can you find the part that Matt cut... Matt tells lies... Apparently Jen has big jugs... Matt doesn't jerk off for a year... Women shouldn't cheat... Jeff Goldblum doesn't like certain things... Neither host can nail down a good accent... The Last of Us...

If you don't want to hear about high school nostalgia this one might not be for you... I would have bet cash money this would be shorter than 2:15... And I would have lost... We're just simple men, we like simple pleasures... Doug is a human toilet seat... Matt breaks someone else's toys... Biggest 80s action stars... Weed talk with Matt and Doug... Having sex with crazy people... Smoking in the b...

Matt is a liar... Joey pees everywhere... Doug does community service... Doug talks about another movie at length and dog death... Instead of not paying his internet bill Doug opts to not pay his electric bill... Lots of talk of whelming... Vaginas in the wild... What Matt says as he's about to go deep... Lastly there's a section where I swear Doug makes as many sexual euphemisms as possib...

Joey AKA Scanner joins the show... What is a handjob... Doug is mean to Matt... Doug can't be waved off... Friends... Matt is a champion... Doug is a dick...again... Some good acting... Who gets the last word this week... A little uneven, but what isn't...

Matt gets his feelings hurt... RIP Mitchel... Did Matt go too far... People actually read this shit, who knew... Stupid dog... Matt moves back into the master bedroom... Bourbon talk... Doug is an alcoholic... Doug is dick... Doug pulls a power move every week... Matt pulls a rocket reference out of his ass... Doug texts pornographic materials in the middle of the podcast... Matt's jokes are t...

Why are Matt and Doug going to hell, let me count the ways... Gay jokes... More gay jokes... Yet even more gay jokes... Pope jokes... Thong watching... A new season, a troubling Doug theme... A movie with ambiguity... Matt knows the S&M terminology a little too well... Guys getting stabbed all over the place... Literally and figuratively... We assume the position and lube up for a leather dadd...

A musical episode... Puberty... Yub Nub... Deja Vu all over again... Funk from the junk... T-shirts' true use... Tree or Tre... Matt realizes he's STILL a terrible person... Doug explains the Houdini... A live guest in studio... The end of an era... Will Ferrell walks past naked... A puppet meme... Season 15 stabs its way to the end...

A clip from the past... Doug doesn't smoke... Matt burns his house down... Matt sleeps with someone new... Doug is a dick... Matt is on the spectrum and has no 'tism' hand... Doug contributes to the notes for the first time... Soul talk... Matt tries to make some jokes in a non-funny movie... Doug gets it wrong...again... For the record rock to the heart...

Once again Matt didn't take notes during the podcast... Matt has a birthday and gets his bucket list denied... Doug doesn't care about green jackets... Matt flashes a stranger... Ball shaving... Swearing is sexy... The podcast is getting more mature... No delays, just shitty podcasting... Is the movie stupid sci-fi horror or a genuinely good/great film... Doug proclaims he is the comedy en...

Cut or uncut... What shoes are for old people... Doug living the bachelor life... Doug gets creeped out by phone sex Matt... Is it a classic or a classic disappointment... Matt adds to the list of stupid shit he wants to do... Doug makes a plan to shoot Matt with a gun... Trash can theft... Unnecessary sex scenes... Doug really leans on the Matt is a bum trope... A doc to watch as an 80s child in...

Sometimes you just leave the mistakes in... Doug let himself go... Matt works hard on the podcast... Jeffrey Dahmer... Hierarchy of cheating... Matt pees and doesn't come back... Is taking panties out of the trash weird... Visitors... Ethics in porn... Dig into the trash and take a deep breath.. All that and more as we talk about...

Napalm sticks to kids... Underwear talk... Is Pam Grier hot... Pedo jokes... Do nuns shave... Confessions... Circle jerks... Doug is a sodomist... When is a popped collar appropriate... Do priests compare confessions... Matt wants to try heroin... Is Sharon Stone in this film... Matt takes umbrage with something Doug did... Look at the podcast episode image, Matt works hard on this shit...

Vocal fry or head injury, you decide... Once again Matt didn't take notes... Once again Matt will eat garbage... Doug doesn't understand why Jen married Matt... Oscar caliber acting... A date movie... Doug isn't fooled by subterfuge... Is 1923 This is Us in the old West... Battlestar Galactica talk... All this and more...

Matt is supposed to take notes during the podcast... He didn't... At least Doug paid his internet bill this week... Fewer whores this week... Doug is a Milwaukee celebrity... Matt is having someone look into his ass... Matt prepares for divorce... Doug watched this movie so long ago the movie is a dot to him... A technological marvel, is it marvelous... A film where every character has two names,...

Death of a legend... Doug's internet woes continue... Should we just call this a whore cast... How our wives improved us... The delay in our show just allows more time to fill our hearts... Is the movie as good as advertised, or just over-rated... Whores...whores everywhere... All that and more as we put on our cowboy hat and see if we're...

Audio issues 'cause Doug won't pay for non dial-up internet... Probably a few janky edits... Podcasting on a weeknight... Matt and Doug get called out for being dicks... A bed that could have been good... Kevin Costner appears...or doesn't... A competition for who watches crappier filler... A podcast that sound like episode 5, not episode 255... They can't all be winners...

Sharing or oversharing information... Smell the fart acting... Doug retains council... An old movie... Doug misses an obvious thing... Lots of clips... Matt gets pissy about politics... Doug is in his WW2 element... Lots of stock footage, if only we had stock podcast audio... All this and more in black and white and in 4:3...

Milestone schmilestone, shortest podcast ever... Both boys get taken to task... Dick picks a fight at a convenience store... Doug starts a podcast without Matt... The unsingable bed song... A house divided cannot stand... All this and more as we talk through...

An apology... The season of Loggia is over, but the season of single word/syllable titles continues... Does Matt need therapy... Possible subtle racism... A phone call in the middle of the podcast... Is it cold in Tennessee... Does Matt know what a banger is... Goes longer than expected...

Throwing haymakers from the opening bell... What do you do after you poop your pants... First time seeing boobs in the wild... Going out with someone because you want to get laid... Fantasies about the end of the world... Defining relationships suck... Does getting your salad tossed change your life... Going back, would you do it... Matt's hot take on the film... A day earlier than thought, so...

Anal sex... Matt is passive aggressive... Doug needs some throat lube... Long clips... Jerkin' off in the middle of the podcast... Doug is a fucking idiot... Ring size... Matt's story "I, Thief" is part of his book Anger, Theft, Murder, and other Niceties" available on Amazon along with his other books https://www.amazon.com/Anger-Theft-Murder-other-Niceties/dp/1980756694 .....

Will Doug win the game... Matt is disgusting and lucky to have a wife... Doug segment shames Matt... Matt is old... Doug is a hypocrite... The boys honor the passing of a legend...multiple times... Idiom corrections... Distrust of the legal system... Coincidences... All this as Matt and Doug take the witness stand and promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, even if it...