Betamax Rewind with Matt and Doug

Matt way outkicked his coverage... Doug supplies the neighborhood with explosives... Gay Jewish people... Picking strawberries at the murder farm... Is emotional abuse real... Little circles... Big circles... Matt commits to the bit... Doug feels a ruling is unfair... All that and more...

Housekeeping for next week... Matt cries... AI... Stroke victims... Doug does war history... Comparing theaters... Licking the rim... Doug's a simple man... Doug has problems with a character name... Matt phones a friend... Happy 4th everybody...

Matt goes on a trip... Doug, savior of the bunny universe... Matt is an asshole even though he doesn't try to be... Service animals... Doug is mean 'cause Matt isn't dying... Reading lips... What would you do to avoid getting old... Tiers of retirement... What does an anus look like... Doug wants to take away women's agency... Butt plugs and poker...

The whole family is there... Matt's dreams are weird... Jen is mean to Matt... Trivia champs... Can you tell your boys that their girl is bad... The Kelce bros... Red flags... Goes long... What does paint by numbers mean...

Matt has to stop watching cop videos Jen shooting men down... Jen and Matt stories... Jen lists her faults... Pity blow jobs... Who cries, Matt or Jen... Jen takes umbrage with Matt's usage of the W word... Sorry about the AC sounds... Will fix for next week... Fuck you Doug for picking this movie...

Candy talk... Matt introduces a new segment... Doug continues to play games with his sounds of the week... Spying... Matt sees bush... AI is the future... The O word over and over again... Humble brag... Sex outside... Vacations start... Kind words from an old friend... What's next, who knows...

Songs that trigger Matt... Assistants take the fall... Hand to god with no hand... Doug is taking loads... Matt has sympathy for dogs... Doug doesn't have a vagina... Dog limits... Whipped cream up your nose... Stuttering is no laughing matter... Doug throws a curveball...

Doug gets triggered by sucking on necks... Matt doesn't get sexts... Does Larping mean you're picking sides... Camo as fashion... Superstitions... Doug shows Porsche disrespect... Ball shaving... Doug hovers over the veto button... Impressions...

Over an hour shorter than last week... Thanks to the Beautiful Penis... Matt plays the bachelor... Doug squirts... Milwaukee Safe House... Docks, nothing but docks... Picking toes... Are hickies a big thing... Doug is lower middle class... Matt continues bashing Helen Hunt...

Three plus hours for the first time in a hot minute... The Beautiful Penis joins... And has questions... Gas prices... Tossing salads... Handjobs on video tapes... Is that the Moby M5... Doug is old... Matt and his Etsy shop... Oh, and they talk about a movie as well...

Flashback to the beginning... Matt gets another podcast... Doug edges... Doug took six loads... The last SOTW The last bed from Matt... Doug took six loads... Matt is going bald... What up bird... What is age appropriate... Amputees... Can you read in your dream... No need to cut out flubs... Doug assigns homework or does he... A guest next week... AI used for evil...

Jen takes Umbridge... Doug is frustrated... Matt goes long... Magic cock... Anne Heche's butthole... Doug gets to talk about guns... Terrorist plans... Ethics about nuclear weapons... Monroe.... A message for the beautiful penis... An RCH shy of 3 hours...

Conspiracy theories... Matt has a breakdown... Doug is mean... Helen Slater... Doug has another stroke... The Wiggles... The internet is dumb... Bette Midler takes it on the (not so kind) chin... Doug makes predictions and they're all wrong... More movies you've never heard of...

Matt is Christ... Doug gets his shine box... Bird beaks... Iowa whore demographics... Hiding from your mother... Plane stations... Do local tv stars pull a lot of trim... Doug is a fancy dresser... Matt guesses at sounds... Doug disses Star Wars... The longest podcast in a hot minute... Just an RCH under three hours...

Matt bitches about his family... Doug's vacation is over... Matt hits puberty... Is a sleeping mask suspect... What are you a fucking parrot... Does a movie Doug loved hold up... Is it Lethal Weapon or not... Picking out the stragglers... Obeying the social contract... Rules are meant to be changed... Is Matt touched or not...

Honoring a legend... The Ghost Cuck returns... Matt is a bum... Not handicapped, handicapable... Matt is a bad influence... Doug's sound quality takes a tumble... Doug doesn't know popular songs... Thailand again... So many rights... Not as over the top as Doug lead Matt to believe... Getting old... Jonesing for some Rosie...

Season 18 starts with a war adjacent Doug film...shocking... We lost a legend... Doug doesn't like hearing about Matt's sex life... A colon joke is skipped... Mystic pieces all over the place... Crotch cigarettes... Star Wars and Trek clips all over the place... Doug asserts his authority... A drill in the hand is worth two in the bush... Matt catches the Doug... Mission or Missing... All...

Onions... It's okay to do it if they say so... Matt checks off a bucket list item... Being a good friend... Strippers that don't strip... Cheating or no... Matt is a joke stealer... Claustrophobia... The boys both grew up in a weird sexless timeframe... Doug has memories that may be false... Films hitting their marks... A long season ends...

Stolen joints... Old librarians... Magic Wangs... Chains on tires... Getting things back from dead people... Matt likes light of dark things... Do you have to wash junk or can you just let it soak... War, what is it good for...absolutely nothing...huh... Doug plays podcast roulette... .5...

Dan is back for time number five... Second longest of the Indy series... First time topping 3 hours in a hot minute... Doug sees things he's not supposed to be privy to... Matt has nothing left to do... What is a generature... Natures miracle... Domestic violence is no joke, except on this podcast... Matt's fears about last statements... Riding in a blimp... Car maintenance... Multiple con...

A milestone... Stooges talk... Doug is uncomfortable Matt lies to live and lives to lie... Lego talk... Doug speaks Russian... Matt tries to speak Russian... Great mother of God he's up... A top tier Clint or lower level Eastwood...

People die... Jen's huge rack gets discussed again... Matt has a game that goes sideways... Driving stick... Strength vs. skill... Is the competition single elimination... Cheating in sports... Matt likes Doug less... Doug complains about free shit...

Masturbation and smoking, the same thing... Doug joins the cast of Peaky Blinders... Doug beats the system... Chimes... Matt makes stuff up... What is average boob size... Elevator eyes... Dating someone else's someone... Vaginas in the wild... Next week sports movies at their best...

Hum... Cold weather... Politics... Poontang... Matt's back is broken...spinal... Butt plugs... Arnold... Peter Lorre... Walken... Matt isn't prepared for next week...

Matt believes in running jokes into the ground... One does not just start listening to this podcast 290 episodes in... Doug goes trial shopping... Matt is no George Clooney... It's cold... Is it time to retire movie beds... Is there an age when an overnight thing in a furniture is for kids younger than you... Over... Doug finishes some guys off with his hand, he could use the practice... Doug...