Betamax Rewind with Matt and Doug

Dog stuff... Poop stuff... Matt chooses his dick... Doug needs to trim his pubes... Matt is old... A segment dies before it has a chance to live... Doug hates spiral staircases... Identifying characteristics when describing people... Characters constantly having to go take a shit... One of the better Bonds... Matt discovers a new cinematic universe... Will the veto get played...

Really got nothing for this... A special guest "singer"... That's all I have to say about that...

We're back baby... Masturbation tips... Pooping in the new year... Can you get too successful to hookup... Scuba diving and jumping out of planes... Home and uprooting your family... Connery impressions... Doug has some house construction going on... Kicking off 2026 with a decentish podcast...

Christmas... Redux... Cheer... Porn stars... Family... Lots of sidebars... So much stuff... Updated and fixed... Matt helps out in a huge way on sound of the week... Jen wants to move things along... A family podcast... Nothing else needs to be said...

Matt doesn't care... Jennifer Lawrence discussion... Joey is back... Doug doesn't like multiple guesses for sound of the week... A bed of beds... A fever dream of a movie... Heater after heater... What is the deal with this family... Joey watches a lot of stuff... Swingers...

A guest... Nicknames... Lots of info about the movie and book Jaws from our expert... Debates about the attractiveness of Ellen Brody... Matt actually gets uncomfortable... Porn tapes and power outages... Clips for days... Long, long podcast... MCU talk... Matt is afraid of cops...

Doug is whelmed by Florida... Poop stories... Matt is a child... Shawshank is a real pantry dropper... Stuff cut for reasons... Jerking off outside... Doug has equipment issues... Beaver scent... Bad choices lead to killing... Matt is an easy mark... The horse just wants to be fed... Trim talk... Doug is happy to know stuff... And not know stuff... Next week is a biggie... With a guest...

Doug gets 2nd hand gay... Doug learns the problems of grocery bags... Don't trust the fart... Matt Bok...relationship counselor... Impressions... Drinking from a flask... Neither guy has got game... Eddie Murphy before he became EDDIE MURPHY... Miles Teller is a douche... Happy Turkey Day...

Colonoscopy talk... Farside cartoons... The podcast gets win...and a loss... Matt tries to explain the world to his mother... A movie that was a bomb... Bad impressions... Doug needs a red bandana... Not nearly enough clips from the narrator... Doug forces Matt's editing hand... Next week is a biggie...

We are a review and parody podcast... Matt doesn't do good AI... Doug apologizes for being a dick...then is a dick again... Matt doesn't do well after taking drugs... Darth Vader's dad... Nut huggers... Camp stories... Matt tries to add fun to the podcast... Doug is a fun vacuum... Yes it has nudity... And that ending...oh my... Gremlins 3... Doug surprises Matt... All that and more...

Doug's season of violence continues as we delve into things we are neither qualified to nor have permission to talk about... 6'7"... Doug can't talk about serious stuff early in the podcast... Government shutdown... Matt scats... Doug insists he can use the R word whenever he wants... Top Chuck or ground Chuck... Matt is half deaf so he does the best he can... The season of Watto...

Getting poop everywhere... Matt's hospital visits... Getting rid of stuff... Computer stuff is bad apparently... Doug can't read the signs... Matt's apocalypse fantasy... Not a lot of notes... Matt was very sick so take this podcast with a grain of salt...

A podcast in two acts... A movie that shouldn't be eligible... Doug shouldn't have eaten so much pussy when he was younger... A hard SOTW... Big gap in the middle as Matt takes care of business... Seinfeld impression... Doug rushes to get through the podcast as quickly as he can... Matt talks about his love of heroin... None of Matt's jokes land... Is it a better part one or the lesser...

Doug gives his family a heart attack... Bills vs. large... Doug is sick... Doug works for the KKK... Matt continues his nostalgia Facebook apology tour... Doug geeks out about Hoth again... Matt's balls drop... Doug gaslights children... What happens when you die... Both boys have voice issues, but Matt steps up and Doug gives none... Doug ops for the clear coat as we check in the closet of a...

Give it to me now... Matt does a podcast with a dog on his lap... Doug talks to NFL legend... Starship is worse than airplane... If it's in Matt's notes he has to read it... Multiple old clips have to be dusted off... Not an easy movie to joke about... That's a name we haven't hear in a long time, a long time... The boys play veto chicken and Matt loses... Doug cheats and somehow w...

Season 16 ends on a note... The bandana gets retired... Took no notes during the podcast... Matt can't let something go... Matt apologizes for things he did long ago... Doug finds Jesus... We discuss who the killer is... We discuss BDSM... Sex on drugs... Cancer...is it worth the risk... More fun than fuckin' on coke, just listen to the podcast... 'Cause we're just simple men...

Over the 3 hour mark for the first time in awhile... Doug has a super power... Matt doesn't realize what can and can't be talked about on the podcast... Doug stops swearing... We get into a tough area... Matt gets detained by security and almost causes an incident... The real reason there was no podcast last week... Matt's humor dies yet again... Doug is from West Virginia... Loopholes...

A guest... The podcast apologizes... Not all of Matt's jokes work... A difficult movie... A movie rooted in the 80s and the sensibilities from that decade... Jen laughs a little too much at Doug's jokes... Swallowing pride... A couple of bear jokes... Doug quits the podcast unexpectedly... Is the podcast done, nobody knows...

Doug comes out...swinging... diapers... Matt likes to talk when he's high... Matt gets yanked and a relief pitcher is pulled in... Parenting and schools... What are the rules about dirty pictures after you break up... Doug is a racist... Sideshow Bob... Toilet rugs... Doug has an eagle eye for classic porn... Dildo talk... Doug puts rules on next week's guest...

It really helps to take notes during the podcast... Fave vampire movies... Not much going on... Piercings... Doug is hairy... Doug puts Matt in his place... Taking a bath... Vampire sex... Hooligans... Dogs are better than humans... Michael Fassbender's dick... Matt enables his kids... Doug claims that he does all the work on the podcast... Unsaid on the podcast, but it would now take 30 days...

We're back... Vacation stuff... Seeing bands lots of times and Clutch sucks... Hand lotion stars... Star Trek and Kevin Spacey... Jerkin' off while limp... How much did the Nazis know... Can't decide what to call characters... TV blue balls... Doug loves Blue Bloods... Dog (not Doug) gets fat... A palette cleanser on deck...

AC noise... Jen is a liar... Matt needs a win... Lots of sidebars... Waiting periods... A new segment from Jen... Jen puts Matt on the spot... Really sappy shit...

Fortune and glory kid, fortune and glory... An open that Jen wouldn't read... Dan's house is ripe for robbin'... Lots of death... Matt looks at replacing Doug with AI... Ranking... All about the ass eating...or not...Matt stands alone... Where does this movie stand in the Indy standings... Breaking the three hour barrier for the first time in a while... Doug is old as fuck... The next...

Not many podcast notes this week... Doug needs to go early because of reasons... Matt drops truth bombs... Doug nearly shatters Matt's universe... Doug is our group's Jeffrey Epstein... Matt gets a DUI... Shots fired at a beautiful lady... Matt blows rings... Rick Moranis plays against type... Doug is hung up on Hunger Games... Panties dropping all over the place... A big movie coming up n...

Jen's juicy fat tits... Can you say Eskimo anymore... Rim jobs, you aren't the first... Matt objectifies women... Doug doesn't know Metallica... Matt changes his porn provider of choice... Racism still exists... The boys beat (up on) the Beautiful Penis... A breach turd... Doug is mean to Matt... Eating pussy while high... Matt tries to say flatso in an inoffensive way... Doug can'...