Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Berner Phone

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The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in. Dial in to the Berner Phone Hotline (917) 512-1758 or WhatsApp +1 (646) 423-7020 for the international dialers

Author

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

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Latest episode

Jul 6, 2026

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Episodes

Kelly Killoren Bensimon: Social Climbing & Sanity 28.08.2019

Kelly Bensimon has been through hell and back, so Hannah wanted to hear all about it.. She explains how to be a socializer, why Ashton Kutcher got mad at her, how she got discovered to be a model, how her husband wasn't her type, the weirdest engagement ever, her biggest physical insecurity, her workout routine, her experience on dating apps,  why she thinks she would be better on reality TV now,...

Your Mom Cares: Calling Out Influencers & Weird Friendships 21.08.2019

The moms of Jonah Hill and Adam Levine, better known as Sharon Feldstein and Patsy Noah, are the founders of Your Mom Cares. They opened up to Hannah in hell. Sharon explains how she is hungover from her daughter Beanie's birthday party, Patsy explains how they met when they were 17 and are complete opposites, how mental health wasn't talked about when they were growing up, how creative minds are...

Rayna Greenberg: Dirty Talk & Dick Sizes 14.08.2019

Rayna opens up about career path since college, failing fast, getting boobs at a young age, how to dirty talk, the key to enjoying sex, when her fiancé left her the day before her engagement party, how her podcast has changed her life, drunk personas, cutting people out of your life, how often she likes to have sex, her snack addiction, working with your friend, and hooking up with exes. GET TICKE...

Lev Fer: Being A Zaddy & Breaking Your Brain 07.08.2019

Lev explains whether he is a daddy or a zaddy, what he likes to be called during sex, his family's illegal businesses, why he refused to go to college, farting during sex, his cuddling tendencies, his first love, getting out of depression, that one time he overdosed on marijuana, the positives of anxiety, how technology is ruining dating, creative brains, emotional eating, having sex with friends,...

Drake Bell: Nostalgia & New Beginnings 31.07.2019

He was half of the hit Nickelodeon show, Drake & Josh, but now he has a new song out called Fuego Lento. He opens up in hell about his traumatic car crash, being famous before the social media age, the beauty of nostalgia, reinventing himself, his twitter feud with Justin Bieber, the controversy when josh did not invite drake to his wedding, why he is jealous of Harry Styles, how he really feels a...

Andrea Lavinthal: Bad Moms & Weird Marriages 24.07.2019

The Style and beauty director at People Magazine, Andrea Lavinthal, opens up about her unofficial marriage, how it effects her sex life, how she would murder her husband, losing attraction in relationships, her "japcent", why she hated being tall growing up, her daily schedule working as a magazine editor, being a bad mom, being a natural leader, what it means to have good style, why she thinks Th...

Ali Kolbert: The Female Mind & Faking Confidence 17.07.2019

Ali is an amazing stand up comedian who you may have seen on The Tonight Show or at the Comedy Cellar. She opens up to Hannah about how she looks so confident on stage, why she's so good at insulting people,, putting the dream on the pedestal, having food noise, Crohn's disease, how often you should look in the mirror, the secret hidden lesbian community, how to test if a guy is gay or not, how an...

David Yarus: Disrespectful Daters & Ghosting Etiquette 10.07.2019

David is the founder of JSwipe and Mllnl. He matched with Hannah on Raya and ended up in hell with her. This episode he discusses how JSwipe became a success, how believing in abundance helped him deal with competition, how he combines being zen while hustling, the different kinds of love in your life, cornerstone vs capstone relationships, how to find the right person when you're older, the era o...

Francis Ellis: Fired From Barstool & Feeling Sensitive 09.07.2019

Francis Ellis was fired from Barstool right before he was supposed to come on the podcast. We decided to go ahead with the interview to discuss the article he wrote that got him fired, what went down on his last day at work, why he was always anxious about getting fired, at 20 minutes he reads the controversial blog post that got him fired, at 24 minutes he reveals his barstool crush, he discusses...

Julia Elbaba: Hitting Balls & Hating Girls 26.06.2019

She was the number one college tennis player in America and the first professional athlete to come to hell. Julia discusses how she started playing tennis, how she copes with pressure situations, what it's like dating as a professional athlete, if tennis players are narcissists, what she really thinks about Serena Williams and Maria Sharapova, death threats, how she eats while competing, and who s...

Lexi Stout: The Body Positivity Scam & Secret Eating 19.06.2019

Former plus size model and Hannah's close friend, Lexi Stout, explains how good she is at cancelling plans, why she didn't immediately love her dog, the complexity of body positivity, why she reminds everyone of Khloe Kardashian, how people hate fat people, platonic male friends, why she loves shy men, her instagram sickness, the deal with her and Carl, and why hitting rock bottom is great. Follow...

Amanda Batula: Devil Dudes & Angel Boobs 12.06.2019

Amanda experienced a very public cheating scandal and engagement all during last season of Bravo's Summer House. She opens up to Hannah about how she really feels about engagement rings, the fact she she wan't actually cast for the show, how she likes approaching men first, the real timeline of her relationship with Kyle, what happened with the cheating rumor, self-sabotaging in relationships, if...

Jeff Perla: Buttholes & Blowies 05.06.2019

There is no one better to interview from pride month than king of the bums, Jeff Perla. He is the founder of @thetravelinbum which is basically like Humans of New York but photos of guy's butts and their coming out stories. Jeff explains the definition of a twink, his friendship with British Dave, what it's like to have large balls, pro tips for blow jobs, when he knew he was gay, how he came out,...

Mike Vecchione: Ex Friends & New Lovers 29.05.2019

Mike is Hannah's ex boyfriend's best friend and this is the first time they have spoken since the breakup. He also happens to be a hysterical comedian so he was the perfect podcast guest. The two discuss the complexities of a breakup, how he succeeded in getting out of the friend zone, having the same career as your best friend or significant other and not getting jealous of their success, how to...

Sarah Merrill: Big Kid Problems & No Plan B 21.05.2019

She's the girl behind @bigkidproblems and she opens up to Hannah about feeling like she was born in the wrong place, her rebellious years, shitty internships, what it's like to look like cool barbie, why she got fired that one time, rolling panic attacks, how she almost got taken abroad, how taxes are fucked up, and why she moved to LA.Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernzFollow...

Elephante: Day Dreaming & DJing 15.05.2019

He is the first ever DJ and Harvard grad to go to hell with Hannah. He explains why he quit his job as a consultant, how Fantasia changed his life, the first time he got his heart broken, the 2 things you need to be a successful DJ, why he always felt like there was an elephant in the room, how Avicii's death affected him, loving the worst parts about what you do, how to win over a crowd, whether...

Ellie Schnitt: Haters & Hilariousness 08.05.2019

Hannah didn't like Ellie at first, but the two have come a long way. They discuss whether you have to choose to be funny or hot, how Ellie went viral on Twitter, why everyone hated her during college, how many friends you actually need, what it's like working for Barstool,  how she writes the perfect tweet, her selfie secrets, and that time she was really depressed. Follow Hannah Berner on Instagr...

Sydnee Washington: Part-Time Lesbians & Full-Time Content Creators 01.05.2019

Comedian Sydnee Washington goes to hell to explain how she was an ugly duckling, why depression is her best friend, how she used to be a part-time lesbian, why she wants to be the hotter one in the relationship, why body positivity annoys her, how she wants assets, napping at work, why dudes don't like her, and she and Hannah do some Depression ASMR. Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @b...

Tank Sinatra: Binge Drinking & Battling Your Thoughts 24.04.2019

You've probably seen @tank.sinatra on Instagram, but today we learn about who, how, and why he is AKA why he was scared of the devil as a kid, that time he forgot he wrote a book, when he was broke in California, how his mind was his master but then he learned how to master his mind, intrusive thoughts, how parents fuck you up, how he hates when people abuse the word "gratitude", how he can tell i...

Katie Boren: Being A Ballerina & Balancing Life 17.04.2019

Katie is a top professional ballerina in NYC.  She explains to Hannah why she chose ballet, how she turned into a professional ballerina, how often she's contemplated quitting, the politics and pettiness of dance, how she mentally and physically prepare for performances, being a perfectionist, what it's like to date as a ballerina/if they have crazy sex, the prevalence of disordered eating in ball...

Guys Next Door: Losing Your Virginity & Unlearning Everything 10.04.2019

Mack Wilds (The Wire), Mouse Jones, and Flyry venture to hell together. They discuss their deepest emotional insecurities, when Mack lost his virginity, talking during sex, the difficulty of music industry, why black men don't cheat, their opinion about the Kardashian empire, farting in your sleep, granny panties, bad hand jobs, and how to appreciate your hell. Follow Guys Next Door on Instagram:...

Kate Mannion: The Marines & Vagina Calzones 03.04.2019

You may know her as "Kate Barstool" but her Dad calls her "Forest Gump". She's lived a hell of a live from the small burbs of Philadelphia to the Marines to comedy.  She explains why she wanted to become a Marine, her experience in Afghanistan, falling in love with a Marine, suicidal thoughts, and how one tweet changed her life.  Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram and Twitter at @beingbernz Follow...

Komalesque: Quitting Gigs & Guys 27.03.2019

Komal Kapoor is the creator of one of the first art poetry pages on Instagram. She quit her corporate job to help individuals be more themselves. She comes from a traditional South Asian family and it caused her to not express her feelings. This made her great at her job, but not great at relationships. We discuss how heartbreaks can happen with non romantic relationships, how to turn your heartbr...

Jared Freid: Reality TV & The Ghost 20.03.2019

Jared Freid fights with Hannah over a cupcake, explains what it's like to diet as a male, how to show your date your authentic self, why jared is so fascinated with The Bachelor, why he quit his corporate job, when you should cry after sex, the rules of cuddling after sex, whether jared would want Kris Jenner as his manager, and why it's hard to enjoy vacation. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50%...

Remy Kassimir: Laugh Shaming & Squirting 13.03.2019

Remy didn't have an orgasm until she was 27 years old so naturally we had to overanalyze that. She educates us on the pleasure gap, communication during sex, rejection masturbating, how the P-word is dangerous, sex toys, masturbating tips, feeling sexy, smoking weed everyday, what the clit actually looks like, vagina shaming, naked dating, imposter syndrome, and when you should cut people out of y...

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