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Hannah should have hated her after they first met, but Mary Beth explains why she wants to be difficult to work with, how to be more assertive, the real definition of fuckboy, why she is attracted to dudes who are emotionally unavailable, dating comedians, why she is the crop top athleisure queen, how she doesn't have self deprecating comedy, how she doesn't dress for men, obsessing about food, co...

Ian explains how he discovered Cardi B,  getting bullied growing up, the importance of empathy, how to become a show runner in the business, how he balanced his busy career and marriage, how he knew his wife was the one, his friendship with 50 cent, why famous people can be very shitty, why he thinks he's lazy, and curbing your ego. LISTEN TO ME ANALYZE THE SUMMER HOUSE TRAILER ON PATREON HERE (po...

Ashley and Hannah bonded over buffalo wild wings before Ashley came to hell to discuss how her and Rayna don't hate each other, how they came up with Girls Gotta Eat, her different businesses, how a psychic predicted her future, their comedy strip club idea, if she still uses dating apps, her phone addiction, why people should scream more, wild stories from Panama City, the rules of FaceTiming, th...

Mike explains how his wife trained him, when he knew his wife was the one, how Irish people and Italian people fight differently, the worst comedy show he ever did, why Hannah got yelled at in a Starbucks, types of audience members, how he was in a band growing up, tattoo regrets, growing up in Long Island, drug trips, white guys punching walls, the last time he cried, and meeting Leonardo DiCapri...

Chinae is a wellness expert and social entrepreneur who spoke to Hannah about making more money than your man, being an empath, having a quarter life crisis, losing friends, how she became an adidas ambassador, late night eating, people's patterns, if boyfriend's make you happy, why she never posted on social media about her relationships, recovering from eating disorders, why she doesn't use filt...

The sexual tension is palpable. Dylan calls Hannah out for being late and then drops a bomb on Hannah and tells her that is he seeing someone else. what he thinks love is, why he loves probiotics, going down on girls, how to involve toys during sex, why he's a psycho, how he knows if he's gay or not, why his ex ruined porn for him, how fame can ruin you, why he would do horrible in the army, and h...

Krystyna explains why sluts are the best, how her podcast blew up after Apple rejected it, finding men who won't have sex with you, her cuckolding fetish, her first three-way, how she doesn't emit a sexy vibe, when they first masturbated, introducing toys with a significant other, guys with sexual dysfunctions, being boy crazy, how we hooked up with the same guy, why we broke up with our exes, how...

Amy Ordman is an Australian who moved to LA determined to become a youtube star. She also was determined to not ever come out as a lesbian, even though she pretty much knew since she was 13. Long story short, she became a YouTube star and came out of the closet. She talks about her experience at lesbian bars in NYC, how she only has a plan A, how she got scammed on craigslist, how we both have cat...

Andrew explains how he became Nikki Glaser's best friend, what it was like being a professional dog walker, why people call him Puddles, pranking siblings, being a hypochondriac, real estate agent, fish monger,  how he started stand up at 30 years old, that time he thought he was choking to death, how therapy changed his life, procrastinating, bombing, and Zoloft. GET TICKETS TO BERNING IN HELL LI...

Hannah goes through all the accusations that Caroline Calloway is facing online and Caroline tells her what is true or false. She explains why she didn't write her book, why she didn't pay the advance back, her adderall addiction, what hell happened with her creativity workshops, why she took 2 years off instagram, why she doesn't do sponsored posts, how the media would have reacted differently if...

Nikki thought she hated Hannah at first because they dated the same guy, but after they met in person, she changed her mind. Nikki opens up in hell about her fear of intimacy, dating narcissists, how everyone is a mirror, positive affirmations, her boyfriend history, guys being distracting, what guys watching your story means, what's going on with her and Chris Distefano & Blake Griffin, how she i...

The woman behind the popular instagram @notskinnybutnotfat talks about cutting friends, how she makes her money, how she met her husband, how she immediately knew he was the one, how she doesn't have a relationship with her dad but still doesn't have daddy issues, why a little bit of anxiety and crazy is good, how she grew her meme page, how she never diets, how she became a certified Bravoholic,...

My best friend Paige explains why people think she's a bitch, what their first weekend of filming summer house was like, her boyfriend Perry calls in, our codependency on our moms, how our moms have broken up with our boyfriends, her child modeling career she never talks about, why she started seeing a therapist, how she used to have terrible taste in men, how she is a NYC party socialite, how she...

Hannah ran into Robby drunk at a bar the night before and asked him to come to hell. He agreed and probably regrets it now. He talks about how he believes being able to fall in love on reality tv, his drama with Amanda Stanton, if it's all a PR stunt, how he responds to DMs, what's actually happening with him and Scheana, dating a on girl on Siesta Key, why he dates so many reality tv stars,  the...

Mara grew up in a devil home with an angel street life, her mom was undiagnosed bipolar, she explains why she forces hugs, cocaine mishaps, making millions of dollars, getting hit in the head with a ketchup bottle, how her asshole broke from stress, and all her fricked up relationships. Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest w...

Chris goes to hell and discusses why he doesn't stand for anything, being a zaddy, his unique sperm, how he would exchange physical therapy services for stage time, paying for dates, the power of saying no to opportunities, how he's had 9 pilots dropped and cancelled, CBD oil, anxiety Tuesdays, dating with a daughter, his off center nipple, codependency, his crush on Gwen Stefani, his favorite quo...

Kelly Bensimon has been through hell and back, so Hannah wanted to hear all about it.. She explains how to be a socializer, why Ashton Kutcher got mad at her, how she got discovered to be a model, how her husband wasn't her type, the weirdest engagement ever, her biggest physical insecurity, her workout routine, her experience on dating apps,  why she thinks she would be better on reality TV now,...

The moms of Jonah Hill and Adam Levine, better known as Sharon Feldstein and Patsy Noah, are the founders of Your Mom Cares. They opened up to Hannah in hell. Sharon explains how she is hungover from her daughter Beanie's birthday party, Patsy explains how they met when they were 17 and are complete opposites, how mental health wasn't talked about when they were growing up, how creative minds are...

Rayna opens up about career path since college, failing fast, getting boobs at a young age, how to dirty talk, the key to enjoying sex, when her fiancé left her the day before her engagement party, how her podcast has changed her life, drunk personas, cutting people out of your life, how often she likes to have sex, her snack addiction, working with your friend, and hooking up with exes. GET TICKE...

Lev explains whether he is a daddy or a zaddy, what he likes to be called during sex, his family's illegal businesses, why he refused to go to college, farting during sex, his cuddling tendencies, his first love, getting out of depression, that one time he overdosed on marijuana, the positives of anxiety, how technology is ruining dating, creative brains, emotional eating, having sex with friends,...

He was half of the hit Nickelodeon show, Drake & Josh, but now he has a new song out called Fuego Lento. He opens up in hell about his traumatic car crash, being famous before the social media age, the beauty of nostalgia, reinventing himself, his twitter feud with Justin Bieber, the controversy when josh did not invite drake to his wedding, why he is jealous of Harry Styles, how he really feels a...

The Style and beauty director at People Magazine, Andrea Lavinthal, opens up about her unofficial marriage, how it effects her sex life, how she would murder her husband, losing attraction in relationships, her "japcent", why she hated being tall growing up, her daily schedule working as a magazine editor, being a bad mom, being a natural leader, what it means to have good style, why she thinks Th...

Ali is an amazing stand up comedian who you may have seen on The Tonight Show or at the Comedy Cellar. She opens up to Hannah about how she looks so confident on stage, why she's so good at insulting people,, putting the dream on the pedestal, having food noise, Crohn's disease, how often you should look in the mirror, the secret hidden lesbian community, how to test if a guy is gay or not, how an...

David is the founder of JSwipe and Mllnl. He matched with Hannah on Raya and ended up in hell with her. This episode he discusses how JSwipe became a success, how believing in abundance helped him deal with competition, how he combines being zen while hustling, the different kinds of love in your life, cornerstone vs capstone relationships, how to find the right person when you're older, the era o...

Francis Ellis was fired from Barstool right before he was supposed to come on the podcast. We decided to go ahead with the interview to discuss the article he wrote that got him fired, what went down on his last day at work, why he was always anxious about getting fired, at 20 minutes he reads the controversial blog post that got him fired, at 24 minutes he reveals his barstool crush, he discusses...