Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Berner Phone

Comedy EN ↓ 393 episodes

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in. Dial in to the Berner Phone Hotline (917) 512-1758 or WhatsApp +1 (646) 423-7020 for the international dialers

Author

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

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Latest episode

Jul 6, 2026

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Episodes

Max Ehrich: Fame & Toxic Masculinity 06.03.2019

Hannah makes fun of Max for being "so LA". Max never felt like he belonged in his small town of Marlboro, New Jersey. Fast forward a couple years and he has dated some of the coolest girls in Hollywood, has a million followers, and is a successful actor. Breaking into the industry hasn't been easy and after some success, he believes fame is a dirty word.  Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram and Twit...

Emilia Ortiz: Past Lives & Threesomes 27.02.2019

She is known on Instagram as the "healer of the hood" and mental health/cannabis advocate. Emilia chats with Hannah about witchcraft,  what it means to be an empath, CBD, reincarnation, knowing her boyfriend is a past life, being bisexual, getting out of depression, and the afterlife. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/ Follow...

Lindsey Metselaar: Scheduling Sex & Stopping Smoking 24.02.2019

You guys! This is the first ever crossover/remix/collab episode with Berning In Hell X We Met At Acme. In this episode, Lindsey gives Hannah an astrological consultation and Hannah chats with the podcast veteran about her dating demons, worst heartbreak, trust issues, being Type A, and leaving corporate America. Go to We Met At Acme to listen to Hannah tell Lindsey all about her love life! Follow...

Sonny5ideup: Making Memes & Not Being Thirsty 20.02.2019

Sonny got fired by his own dad but now he runs multiple meme accounts with millions of followers. He's not motivated by money and is now looking for marriage- who the hell is this guy? He keeps his identity private, which makes him much more interesting. He also doesn't know what his five year plan is and Hannah would argue that five year plans are bullshit.  LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% o...

Michelle Collins: Disaster Dates & Shallowness 13.02.2019

She stands 6'1" without heels, from Miami, Florida… Michelle Collins! You may have heard her on Sirius XM or seen her on The View. She also is kind of a big deal because she was nominated for an Emmy. But despite all her success in show business, her dating life is all over the place. A psychic told her that she will meet her husband overseas and she's convinced American guys don't like funny wome...

Jera Foster-Fell: Energy Murderers & Nipple Piercings 06.02.2019

She is DA REALEST influencer in the game and an athleisure queen with sponsors through the roof. Her life has been an open book with breakups, nipple piercings, getting rejected as a soul cycle instructor, but she still has personal demons she doesn't show her followers. Also, we found out we hooked up with the same guy this summer which was weird. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http:/...

Ryan Serhant: Attention Whores & Fearing Failure 30.01.2019

Not only is he one of the most successful real estate brokers in NYC, but he is also the star of Bravo's Million Dollar Listing, author of Sell It Like Serhant, and founder of his own media entertainment company. Ryan Serhant reveals his strange secrets to success, including never trying to sell yourself and having a crippling fear of failure. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www....

Comments By Celebs: Instagram Entrepreneurship & Eating Carbs 23.01.2019

Arguably the hottest and fastest growing Instagram account in the game right now is @commentsbycelebs. Known as the "modern day paparazzi", they post the funniest comments by celebrities from all over the internet. Founders Emma Diamond and Julie Kramer seem to have the dream millennial gig, but Hannah discovers all the insecurities, fears, and struggles that come with managing a viral Instagram a...

Kate Chastain: Emotional Availability & Farting 16.01.2019

She might be the biggest star of Bravo's Below Deck, but she constantly gets yelled at by rude guests on yachts, doesn't have a sense of smell, fights with her mom, and once made a terrible decision in Key West with a guy named Fabio. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/ Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz F...

Derek Peth: Bad Breakups & Stoicism 09.01.2019

Derek Peth was once a star on Bachelor in Paradise when he proposed to Taylor Nolan on national TV. Since then, his life has changed dramatically and his relationship has ended. Now he is living in New York trying to figure out his next steps for happiness. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/ Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram &...

Emma Willmann: Stand Up Struggles & Porn Preferences 02.01.2019

Sleep eating, art therapists, gay porn, botox, and period cunnilingus are all topics that Hannah discusses when determining the root of Emma's demons. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/ Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz Follow Emma Willmann on Instagram & Twitter: @emmawillmann --- This episode is sponso...

Dr. Mike: The Sexiest Doctor Alive & Unsexy Issues 26.12.2018

People Magazine named Doctor Mike Varshavski "The Sexiest Doctor Alive". He's a real physician, philanthropist, and has almost 3 million followers on Instagram. Hannah is determined to find out what's wrong with him because he seems perfect and that makes her uncomfortable. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/ Follow Hannah Bern...

Fat Carrie Bradshaw: Social Anxiety & Alter Egos 19.12.2018

Chris Burns is famous for his Instagram alter ego @fatcarriebradshaw who is shameless, confident, and probably stole your man. However, the real Chris Burns deals with social anxiety, insecurities, and is really fucking single. Will the real Chris please stand up? LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/ Follow Hannah Berner on Inst...

Margaret Josephs: Leaving Your Husband & Saggy Boobs 12.12.2018

Margaret Josephs is the breakout star on Real Housewives of New Jersey who is older and wiser than me. She left her husband for a contractor, put everything on the line for her own business, and through all the hell, she has taught herself to be confident no matter who is in the room. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/ Follow...

Sean Alexander: Losing Followers & Self Help Books 05.12.2018

Sean is a beautiful male fitness model who is starting his first underwear brand because he's that hot. However, having blue eyes and washboard abs does not mean your life flawless. Sean is constantly fighting the pressure of being a perfectionist and people assuming that he's dumb (apparently that's what happens to really hot people). LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.caroline...

Daryn Carp: Death Threats & Strap Ons 28.11.2018

Being Andy Cohen's assistant is definitely a dream job, but that doesn't mean that Daryn Carp doesn't have demons. She's turned down half a million dollars, got her life threatened by an ex-girlfriend's mother, and her biggest fear is being stuck in Andy's shadow. LIVE SHOW (use the code BERN for 50% off): http://www.carolines.com/comedian/berning-in-hell-live-podcast/ Follow Hannah Berner on Inst...

Taylor Strecker: Crying During Sex & Inner Peace 28.11.2018

From the outside looking in, life was perfect for Taylor Strecker. She was married, wealthy, and hosting a massively successful radio show on SiriusXM. That was before it all went to hell. After divorcing her husband she fell in love with her best friend (who happened to be a woman), got fired from her job, and struggled to start her own business. Anxiety, jealousy, and anger were all emotions tha...

Jessie Jolles: Bulimia & Not Being Yourself 28.11.2018

Jessie Jolles is a successful comedian but growing up she was an insecure, table humping kid who suffered from trichotillomania and bulimia. Over time, she learned how to use humor to gain confidence in herself and stop hating herself- it took a shit ton of therapy though. Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz Follow Jessie Jolles on Instagram & Twitter: @jessiejolles --- This e...

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