Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
Berner Phone
The Berner Phone hotline is open! Comedian Des Bishop and special guests are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and being hilariously inspired by our dialer's contributions. Keep an eye out on Des's Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions Des and his comedian friends are dialed in. Dial in to the Berner Phone Hotline (917) 512-1758 or WhatsApp +1 (646) 423-7020 for the international dialers
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Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
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Latest episode
Oct 19, 2026
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Episodes
We Don't Deserve Dogs: Shitting Yourself & Psychotic Breaks 13.05.2020 1:32:34
Dr. Lisa Lippman and comedian Richie Redding go to hell together! They discuss the time Richie shat himself on a date, sister wives, the difference between cat and dog people, Kevin Hart cheating, going on tour with Katt Williams, how they started dating, how Lisa juggles all her businesses, Richie's body image issues, and becoming sober. GET BEACH BODY FOR FREE BY TEXTING HANNAH TO 303030 Downloa...
Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter Life Crisis & Comedy Crushes 07.05.2020 1:20:16
Her Netflix special "Quarter Life Crisis" is sweeping the nation, so Hannah had to being her to hell to discuss becoming a Fashion Icon, going public with her comedian boyfriend, breaking off an engagement, growing up in a religious household, finding the right medication, and the struggles of having a round face. Get 2 free months of Free Premium Membership at Skillshare.com/BERN --- This episode...
Hannah's Hot Takes: Professional Athletes & Sexual Healing 02.05.2020 33:19
Hannah's future sister-in-law joins in to give unprofessional advice and strong opinions on the demons you guys are dealing with. Email berninginhellpod@gmail.com if you're going through hell or in a pickle!!! *ORIGINAL AUDIO HAD ISSUE AT THE END, REDOWNLOAD AND IT SHOULD BE SOUNDING BEAUTIFUL --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Suppo...
Nick Viall: Blowing Up & Glowing Up 29.04.2020 1:00:40
Nick Viall explains feeling misunderstood, being a sex symbol, having 10 siblings, Peter Pan syndrome, being a worrier, his first season edit, not believing in soulmates, growing up religious, his passion for potato chips, and the time he slid into Olivia Munn's DMs. Special offer for listeners get 10% off your first month of therapy at betterhelp.com/BERNING Join Hannah's Patreon to get bonus epi...
Ian Fidance: Being Perverted & How To Cruise 22.04.2020 1:02:54
Ian discovered he was weird and chats about toxic masculinity, ghosting therapists, being a closeted half homosexual, his boner origin story, cruising, sex addiction, why he cut his long hair, and opening for Dave Attell. Join Hannah's Patreon to get bonus episodes and get added to her close friend's list on Instagram! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. h...
Hannah's Hot Takes: Dating A Pedophile & Crushing On A Doctor 21.04.2020 26:51
Hannah's Mom joins to give unprofessional advice and very strong opinions on the demons you guys are dealing with. Email berninginhellpod@gmail.com if you're going through hell or in a pickle!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...
Matthew Broussard: Handsome Autism & Long Distance Love 15.04.2020 1:02:26
You've seen him on Comedy Central, Conan, Fallon and today, Matthew Broussard comes to hell! He chats to Hannah about how they hung out with Caroline Calloway the first night they met, the art of judging roast battles, how he fell in love with his girlfriend who lived in a different state, and being a good looking comic. Join Hannah's Patreon to get bonus episodes and get added to her close friend...
Andrea Allan: Fluffer Fetishes & Golden Showers 08.04.2020 1:13:41
Comedian Andrea Allan discusses going full goth, having sex in public, being a love addict, animal transformation fetishes, being subservient in bed, dating a narcissist, and much more. Head to bboutique.co/giveaway to sign up and win your free vibrator! Join Hannah's Patreon to get bonus episodes and get added to her close friend's list on Instagram! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The...
Austen Kroll: Analyzing His Insecurities & Threesomes 01.04.2020 1:00:25
Hannah objectifies Austen Kroll from Southern Charm and he reminds her about all their encounters from last summer. He explains how he feels about New York girls, why he is confused about his type, why he likes drama in relationships, his biggest physical insecurities, how long he should wear a backwards hat, his experience with adderall, dealing with depression when Southern Charm airs, an update...
Jourdain Fisher: Fear Of Confrontation & Mean Comments 25.03.2020 1:09:17
Hysterical comedian Jourdain Fisher goes to hell and discusses being raising in the family business of funeral homes, how he started comedy, being a virgin until 22, dealing with acne, insane reviews online, and much more. Join Hannah's Patreon to get bonus episodes and get added to her close friend's list on Instagram! SHIPSTATION Use the code BERN to try ShipStation FOR FREE at shipstation.com...
Rachael O'Brien: Plastic Surgery Secrets & Psychotic Breaks 18.03.2020 59:51
Rachael was the first one on Vanderpump Rules to date Jax!!! Okay, now that we got that out of the way, comedian Rachael O'Brien opens up in hell about botox nightmare, why she thinks she's bad at reality tv, , why she moved to Los Angeles, small towns with heroin, being a big boned child, and much much more. SHOP CUTE MERCH HERE Join Hannah's Patreon to get bonus episodes and get added to her clo...
Alyssa Limperis: Loud & Aggressive Ladies 11.03.2020 1:14:20
Her viral mom videos have blown up the internet but Alyssa Limperis is now chasing a dream to become a serious actor. The comedian opens up about her former track career, dealing with depression, growing up greek orthodox, anorexia, and dating after losing her dad. GET TIX TO HANNAH'S COMEDY SHOWS HERE Join Hannah's Patreon to get bonus episodes and get added to her close friend's list on Instagra...
Aliza Kelly: Astrology Haters & Hannah's Chart 04.03.2020 45:23
The hottest astro bitch in the game is in hell today! Aliza is the first celebrity astrologist on the pod and she writes all the horoscopes for Cosmopolitan Magazine! She explains how she went from wanting to be an art dealer to an astrology dating app founder to becoming a professional astrologer, wtf it's like to read someone's chart, how she deals with haters, what fucked up stuff happened to h...
Marriage & Martinis: Choking Your Husband & Hot Mess Moms 26.02.2020 1:14:31
The first married couple to go to hell discusses how they met, why they sleep in different beds, being married with scrupulosity OCD, how often they have sex, the closest they got to a divorce, how their sex has gotten more wild, and much more hell. GET TICKETS TO MY COMEDY SHOWS IN LA, SF, TX, CHI, WI, NJ, CT at hannahberner.com SHIPSTATION Use the code BERN to try ShipStation FOR FREE at shipsta...
Lev Fer: The Primitive Brain & Boyfriend Dick 19.02.2020 1:01:20
Get ready for the most epic game of heaven or hell ever!!! Hannah is worried if Lev is okay, he talks a little too much about anal, hooking up with bisexuals, celebrity conspiracy theories, dating funny people, creepy neighbors, Lev's body image, how he takes dick pics, hooking up with a virgin, and much much more. Grab tickets to one of Hannah's live comedy shows coming up in LA. SF, TX, CT, NJ,...
Hoodie Allen: Cake Throwing & DM Sliding 12.02.2020 1:18:02
Hoodie goes to hell and explains how he met Hannah on Instagram, why he's not attracted to Insta models, why he likes girls who dress like boys, the story behind Hannah's favorite song "No Faith In Brooklyn", his process of creating a music video, that time Romeo Miller slid into Hannah's DM, his special connection with fans, his worst gig ever, his dating history, and much much more. CLICK HERE T...
Scheana Shay: Being A Sugar Mama & Bad Kisses 05.02.2020 57:44
Scheana addresses being called a bad kisser on national TV, why her divorce doesn't define her, how she met her new boyfriend Brock, why she hates her hairline, why she was a bitch to Dayna, the last time she spoke with her ex husband, why she did her show in Vegas, her multiple hookups with Carl, freezing her eggs, her weight fluctuation, and how Stassi has inspired her. GO TO CBDFORLIFE.US AND U...
Alex Boniello: Becoming A Broadway Actor & Anxiety Disorders 29.01.2020 1:09:08
He is the first Broadway Actor to be on Berning In Hell! He played the troubled teen on Evan Hansen for 2 years and this week is departing from the show. He discusses how he got the role, why he is an interesting weirdo, how much he hates auditioning, dealing with external validation, getting diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder, exposure therapy, the first time he had an anxiety attack on...
Kate Kennedy: Building A Doormat Empire & Not Being A Doormat 22.01.2020 1:14:56
Kate built multiple businesses from nothing even though she didn't actually want to be an entrepreneur. She explains to Hannah how her idea went viral, why she hates self help gurus, getting depressed after following her dream, why corporate america rejected her, how she wrote her first book, when to actually listen to other people's opinions of your business, why she was always friend zoned, how...
Olivia Caridi: Going Dutch & Destroying Everything 15.01.2020 1:03:51
Olivia has a new man and new dreams. She chats about how she actually thought she would find love on the bachelor, not being herself on TV, why she had trouble getting along with the other girls on the show, being overweight growing up, her worst memories from the show, who she is currently dating and how her mom hit on him, starting a long distance relationship, reasons for self destructions, dea...
John Paul Jones: Romeo & Just Making Him Uncomfortable 08.01.2020 49:51
Hannah tortures JPJ and makes him recite Shakespeare to her, he explains what happened to him and Tayshia, how he hates his voice, where he stands with Derek Peth, why he quit his financial analyst job and moved to Hollywood to become an actor, how he's getting over his heartbreak, his type, what he was like in high school, if he ever sends nudes, and how he's changed since The Bachelorette. Get 2...
Dylan Farella: Chicken Parm Dates & Disrupting Social Media 01.01.2020 53:32
@dfarella is known as "everyone's favorite internet bf" but he gets interrogated by Hannah to see if he is actually boyfriend material. He explains the worst date he's ever been on, not having sex on the first date, everything to do with chicken parmigiana, being a former fat boy, how he finds inspiration for his tweets, what his goals are in his career, why he doesn't love EDM anymore, why he has...
Solo Bonus Patreon: Cheers To A Risky 2020 & Best Friend Breakups 29.12.2019 40:06
FOR 2+ BONUS EPISODES A MONTH AND ACCESS TO ALL PAST EPISODES SUBSCRIBE TO MY PATREON HERE YAYAYAYA This solo episode I answer questions that will hopefully PUMP YOU UP for the new year or at least distract you for 38 minutes from the existential dread of our existence. I answer questions such as: How often do you doubt yourself? Why do you think loads of women settle for a man who steals their jo...
Grace Atwood: Bad On Paper & Good At Being Alone 25.12.2019 59:21
Grace is an expert in personal style, organization, books, DIY projects, wellness, and travel. She talks to Hannah about making cat ladies cool again, finding a balance with eating and working out, how she is a hot mess at heart, her best book recommendations, her worst habits, and how the blogging business has evolved. Get 20% off CBDforlife.us with the code HANNAH20 --- This episode is sponsored...
Paulie Calafiore: Love Triangles & Making Mistakes 18.12.2019 59:54
Former professional soccer player and reality tv bad boy met Hannah on a drunk night. Hannah asks if he's ever had a threesome with his brother, why he is a bad boy in the press, what he doesn't like about bachelor nation, how he and Danielle Malby ended, why he enjoys open relationships, how to get invited to NYC sex parties, how his soccer career ended, being motivated by failure but driven by s...
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