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Scheana addresses being called a bad kisser on national TV, why her divorce doesn't define her, how she met her new boyfriend Brock, why she hates her hairline, why she was a bitch to Dayna, the last time she spoke with her ex husband, why she did her show in Vegas, her multiple hookups with Carl, freezing her eggs, her weight fluctuation, and how Stassi has inspired her. GO TO CBDFORLIFE.US AND U...

He is the first Broadway Actor to be on Berning In Hell! He played the troubled teen on Evan Hansen for 2 years and this week is departing from the show. He discusses how he got the role, why he is an interesting weirdo, how much he hates auditioning, dealing with external validation, getting diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder, exposure therapy, the first time he had an anxiety attack on...

Kate built multiple businesses from nothing even though she didn't actually want to be an entrepreneur. She explains to Hannah how her idea went viral, why she hates self help gurus, getting depressed after following her dream, why corporate america rejected her, how she wrote her first book, when to actually listen to other people's opinions of your business, why she was always friend zoned, how...

Olivia has a new man and new dreams. She chats about how she actually thought she would find love on the bachelor, not being herself on TV, why she had trouble getting along with the other girls on the show, being overweight growing up, her worst memories from the show, who she is currently dating and how her mom hit on him, starting a long distance relationship, reasons for self destructions, dea...

Hannah tortures JPJ and makes him recite Shakespeare to her, he explains what happened to him and Tayshia, how he hates his voice, where he stands with Derek Peth, why he quit his financial analyst job and moved to Hollywood to become an actor, how he's getting over his heartbreak, his type, what he was like in high school, if he ever sends nudes, and how he's changed since The Bachelorette. Get 2...

@dfarella is known as "everyone's favorite internet bf" but he gets interrogated by Hannah to see if he is actually boyfriend material. He explains the worst date he's ever been on, not having sex on the first date, everything to do with chicken parmigiana, being a former fat boy, how he finds inspiration for his tweets, what his goals are in his career, why he doesn't love EDM anymore, why he has...

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Grace is an expert in personal style, organization, books, DIY projects, wellness, and travel. She talks to Hannah about making cat ladies cool again, finding a balance with eating and working out, how she is a hot mess at heart, her best book recommendations, her worst habits, and how the blogging business has evolved. Get 20% off CBDforlife.us with the code HANNAH20 --- This episode is sponsored...

Former professional soccer player and reality tv bad boy met Hannah on a drunk night. Hannah asks if he's ever had a threesome with his brother, why he is a bad boy in the press, what he doesn't like about bachelor nation, how he and Danielle Malby ended, why he enjoys open relationships, how to get invited to NYC sex parties, how his soccer career ended, being motivated by failure but driven by s...

Hannah should have hated her after they first met, but Mary Beth explains why she wants to be difficult to work with, how to be more assertive, the real definition of fuckboy, why she is attracted to dudes who are emotionally unavailable, dating comedians, why she is the crop top athleisure queen, how she doesn't have self deprecating comedy, how she doesn't dress for men, obsessing about food, co...

Ian explains how he discovered Cardi B,  getting bullied growing up, the importance of empathy, how to become a show runner in the business, how he balanced his busy career and marriage, how he knew his wife was the one, his friendship with 50 cent, why famous people can be very shitty, why he thinks he's lazy, and curbing your ego. LISTEN TO ME ANALYZE THE SUMMER HOUSE TRAILER ON PATREON HERE (po...

Ashley and Hannah bonded over buffalo wild wings before Ashley came to hell to discuss how her and Rayna don't hate each other, how they came up with Girls Gotta Eat, her different businesses, how a psychic predicted her future, their comedy strip club idea, if she still uses dating apps, her phone addiction, why people should scream more, wild stories from Panama City, the rules of FaceTiming, th...

Mike explains how his wife trained him, when he knew his wife was the one, how Irish people and Italian people fight differently, the worst comedy show he ever did, why Hannah got yelled at in a Starbucks, types of audience members, how he was in a band growing up, tattoo regrets, growing up in Long Island, drug trips, white guys punching walls, the last time he cried, and meeting Leonardo DiCapri...

Chinae is a wellness expert and social entrepreneur who spoke to Hannah about making more money than your man, being an empath, having a quarter life crisis, losing friends, how she became an adidas ambassador, late night eating, people's patterns, if boyfriend's make you happy, why she never posted on social media about her relationships, recovering from eating disorders, why she doesn't use filt...

The sexual tension is palpable. Dylan calls Hannah out for being late and then drops a bomb on Hannah and tells her that is he seeing someone else. what he thinks love is, why he loves probiotics, going down on girls, how to involve toys during sex, why he's a psycho, how he knows if he's gay or not, why his ex ruined porn for him, how fame can ruin you, why he would do horrible in the army, and h...

Krystyna explains why sluts are the best, how her podcast blew up after Apple rejected it, finding men who won't have sex with you, her cuckolding fetish, her first three-way, how she doesn't emit a sexy vibe, when they first masturbated, introducing toys with a significant other, guys with sexual dysfunctions, being boy crazy, how we hooked up with the same guy, why we broke up with our exes, how...

Amy Ordman is an Australian who moved to LA determined to become a youtube star. She also was determined to not ever come out as a lesbian, even though she pretty much knew since she was 13. Long story short, she became a YouTube star and came out of the closet. She talks about her experience at lesbian bars in NYC, how she only has a plan A, how she got scammed on craigslist, how we both have cat...

Andrew explains how he became Nikki Glaser's best friend, what it was like being a professional dog walker, why people call him Puddles, pranking siblings, being a hypochondriac, real estate agent, fish monger,  how he started stand up at 30 years old, that time he thought he was choking to death, how therapy changed his life, procrastinating, bombing, and Zoloft. GET TICKETS TO BERNING IN HELL LI...

Hannah goes through all the accusations that Caroline Calloway is facing online and Caroline tells her what is true or false. She explains why she didn't write her book, why she didn't pay the advance back, her adderall addiction, what hell happened with her creativity workshops, why she took 2 years off instagram, why she doesn't do sponsored posts, how the media would have reacted differently if...

Nikki thought she hated Hannah at first because they dated the same guy, but after they met in person, she changed her mind. Nikki opens up in hell about her fear of intimacy, dating narcissists, how everyone is a mirror, positive affirmations, her boyfriend history, guys being distracting, what guys watching your story means, what's going on with her and Chris Distefano & Blake Griffin, how she i...

The woman behind the popular instagram @notskinnybutnotfat talks about cutting friends, how she makes her money, how she met her husband, how she immediately knew he was the one, how she doesn't have a relationship with her dad but still doesn't have daddy issues, why a little bit of anxiety and crazy is good, how she grew her meme page, how she never diets, how she became a certified Bravoholic,...

My best friend Paige explains why people think she's a bitch, what their first weekend of filming summer house was like, her boyfriend Perry calls in, our codependency on our moms, how our moms have broken up with our boyfriends, her child modeling career she never talks about, why she started seeing a therapist, how she used to have terrible taste in men, how she is a NYC party socialite, how she...

Hannah ran into Robby drunk at a bar the night before and asked him to come to hell. He agreed and probably regrets it now. He talks about how he believes being able to fall in love on reality tv, his drama with Amanda Stanton, if it's all a PR stunt, how he responds to DMs, what's actually happening with him and Scheana, dating a on girl on Siesta Key, why he dates so many reality tv stars,  the...

Mara grew up in a devil home with an angel street life, her mom was undiagnosed bipolar, she explains why she forces hugs, cocaine mishaps, making millions of dollars, getting hit in the head with a ketchup bottle, how her asshole broke from stress, and all her fricked up relationships. Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest w...

Chris goes to hell and discusses why he doesn't stand for anything, being a zaddy, his unique sperm, how he would exchange physical therapy services for stage time, paying for dates, the power of saying no to opportunities, how he's had 9 pilots dropped and cancelled, CBD oil, anxiety Tuesdays, dating with a daughter, his off center nipple, codependency, his crush on Gwen Stefani, his favorite quo...