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Comedian Doug Smith explains why men like mustaches, the art of dog walking, dealing with acne, his heroic fight in the subway, social anxiety, and what it's actually like to be a Jehovah's witness,--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

Ziwe is comedy's "it girl" right now, being featured in the New York Times and Vanity fair in this month alone! She is a writer, comedian, and host of the hottest Instagram show right now, Baited where she makes white people uncomfortable. She is also a huge reality tv fan, fashionista, and activist. Sign up for your trial today at NOOM.COM/BERN To get a Beach Body FREE trial membership, text HANN...

He discusses working with Bobby Flay, being a food influencer, how he met Rayna Greenberg, tips to succeed in social media, his daily routine, why he loves having female friends, his love of sushi, why he's been single for 10 years. Get 15% off your first order at athenaclub.com and use the code BERN Get 2 free months of Premium Membership at Skillshare.com/BERN Get 10% off your first month at bet...

It's time for a REMIX episode of Berning In Hell X Off The Vine, the collab we never knew could happen but so happy it did. We get into all things reality TV, manifestation, insecurities, and relationships. We also talk about our biggest turn offs, why we're anti five-year plans, and we end with some confessions and sins. Go to Prose.com/bern for your FREE in-depth hair quiz and 15% off.--- This e...

Ashley Gavin discusses pubic hair regimens, quarantining with her girlfriend, changing careers from an engineer to comedian, the perks of rock bottom, why she was in therapy since she was 5, the worst way to come out to your parents, toxic masculinity in lesbian culture, how she lost 50 pounds, and how to actually meditate. Get 15% off your first order at athenaclub.com and use the code BERN Get 2...

Luke introduced Hannah to Rotimi a couple months ago. He discusses growing up in Guyana and Antigua, the culture shift in America, playing Skeletor in The First Purge, why he decided to become an actor, how he met Luke at Abercrombie and Fitch, the Black Lives Matter movement, and how to find your creative tribe. Sign up for your trial today at noom.com/BERNStart your Beach Body On Demand free tri...

Tracey explains how reality tv shaped her into the person she is today, being an out of control teen, her fear of germs, instagram mental break downs, getting cheated on, and how to negotiate for more money. Join my patreon for more piping hot tea. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhe...

Taylor Strecker joins Hannah to explain what actually happened between Barstool, Dave Portnoy, Alex Cooper, Sofia Franklyn, Suitman, and Call Her Daddy.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke goes to hell and has to explain why he hasn't sent her maple syrup, the trials and tribulations of being really good looking, what he smells like, if he's sick of seeing boobs, if he fell out of love with modeling, his cunnilingus advice, and what he hates most about Hannah. Join my patreon for more piping hot tea. ThriveMarket.com/BERN --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest w...

Dr. Lisa Lippman and comedian Richie Redding go to hell together! They discuss the time Richie shat himself on a date, sister wives, the difference between cat and dog people, Kevin Hart cheating, going on tour with Katt Williams, how they started dating, how Lisa juggles all her businesses, Richie's body image issues, and becoming sober. GET BEACH BODY FOR FREE BY TEXTING HANNAH TO 303030 Downloa...

Her Netflix special "Quarter Life Crisis" is sweeping the nation, so Hannah had to being her to hell to discuss becoming a Fashion Icon, going public with her comedian boyfriend, breaking off an engagement, growing up in a religious household, finding the right medication, and the struggles of having a round face. Get 2 free months of Free Premium Membership at Skillshare.com/BERN --- This episode...

Hannah's future sister-in-law joins in to give unprofessional advice and strong opinions on the demons you guys are dealing with. Email berninginhellpod@gmail.com if you're going through hell or in a pickle!!! *ORIGINAL AUDIO HAD ISSUE AT THE END, REDOWNLOAD AND IT SHOULD BE SOUNDING BEAUTIFUL --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Suppo...

Nick Viall explains feeling misunderstood, being a sex symbol, having 10 siblings, Peter Pan syndrome, being a worrier, his first season edit, not believing in soulmates, growing up religious, his passion for potato chips, and the time he slid into Olivia Munn's DMs. Special offer for listeners get 10% off your first month of therapy at betterhelp.com/BERNING Join Hannah's Patreon to get bonus epi...

Ian discovered he was weird and chats about toxic masculinity, ghosting therapists, being a closeted half homosexual, his boner origin story, cruising, sex addiction, why he cut his long hair, and opening for Dave Attell. Join Hannah's Patreon to get bonus episodes and get added to her close friend's list on Instagram! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. h...

Hannah's Mom joins to give unprofessional advice and very strong opinions on the demons you guys are dealing with. Email berninginhellpod@gmail.com if you're going through hell or in a pickle!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...

You've seen him on Comedy Central, Conan, Fallon and today, Matthew Broussard comes to hell! He chats to Hannah about how they hung out with Caroline Calloway the first night they met, the art of judging roast battles, how he fell in love with his girlfriend who lived in a different state, and being a good looking comic. Join Hannah's Patreon to get bonus episodes and get added to her close friend...

Comedian Andrea Allan discusses going full goth, having sex in public, being a love addict, animal transformation fetishes, being subservient in bed, dating a narcissist, and much more. Head to bboutique.co/giveaway to sign up and win your free vibrator! Join Hannah's Patreon to get bonus episodes and get added to her close friend's list on Instagram! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The...

Hannah objectifies Austen Kroll from Southern Charm and he reminds her about all their encounters from last summer. He explains how he feels about New York girls, why he is confused about his type, why he likes drama in relationships, his biggest physical insecurities, how long he should wear a backwards hat, his experience with adderall, dealing with depression when Southern Charm airs, an update...

Hysterical comedian Jourdain Fisher goes to hell and discusses being raising in the family business of funeral homes, how he started comedy, being a virgin until 22, dealing with acne, insane reviews online, and much more. Join Hannah's Patreon to get bonus episodes and get added to her close friend's list on Instagram!  SHIPSTATION Use the code BERN to try ShipStation FOR FREE at shipstation.com...

Rachael was the first one on Vanderpump Rules to date Jax!!! Okay, now that we got that out of the way, comedian Rachael O'Brien opens up in hell about botox nightmare, why she thinks she's bad at reality tv, , why she moved to Los Angeles, small towns with heroin, being a big boned child, and much much more. SHOP CUTE MERCH HERE Join Hannah's Patreon to get bonus episodes and get added to her clo...

Her viral mom videos have blown up the internet but Alyssa Limperis is now chasing a dream to become a serious actor. The comedian opens up about her former track career, dealing with depression, growing up greek orthodox, anorexia, and dating after losing her dad. GET TIX TO HANNAH'S COMEDY SHOWS HERE Join Hannah's Patreon to get bonus episodes and get added to her close friend's list on Instagra...

The hottest astro bitch in the game is in hell today! Aliza is the first celebrity astrologist on the pod and she writes all the horoscopes for Cosmopolitan Magazine! She explains how she went from wanting to be an art dealer to an astrology dating app founder to becoming a professional astrologer, wtf it's like to read someone's chart, how she deals with haters, what fucked up stuff happened to h...

The first married couple to go to hell discusses how they met, why they sleep in different beds, being married with scrupulosity OCD, how often they have sex, the closest they got to a divorce, how their sex has gotten more wild, and much more hell. GET TICKETS TO MY COMEDY SHOWS IN LA, SF, TX, CHI, WI, NJ, CT at hannahberner.com SHIPSTATION Use the code BERN to try ShipStation FOR FREE at shipsta...

Get ready for the most epic game of heaven or hell ever!!! Hannah is worried if Lev is okay, he talks a little too much about anal, hooking up with bisexuals, celebrity conspiracy theories, dating funny people, creepy neighbors, Lev's body image, how he takes dick pics, hooking up with a virgin, and much much more. Grab tickets to one of Hannah's live comedy shows coming up in LA. SF, TX, CT, NJ,...

Hoodie goes to hell and explains how he met Hannah on Instagram, why he's not attracted to Insta models, why he likes girls who dress like boys, the story behind Hannah's favorite song "No Faith In Brooklyn", his process of creating a music video, that time Romeo Miller slid into Hannah's DM, his special connection with fans, his worst gig ever, his dating history, and much much more. CLICK HERE T...