Behrens House of Chaos

Well, we finally finished up the podcast studio and who was our first guests? Chris' band "in dog years...". We sat down with Chris, Jason and Dana and talked about expectations and influences. Plus Katt and Chris talked about some recent news at the time. So sit back, relax, and enjoy!

We're baaaack! Sorry for the time out but a lot has happened to us in the last few years. But we're here, and we're planing a great season of Behrens House of Chaos for YOU!

Here at Behrens House Of Chaos, we've done some thinking. Some soul-searching as people would say. We wanted to give you folks an update on our new ideas for the show. We want to re-configure our recording days and make sure that our schedules align with them. So soon, very soon, we'll be busting out the NEW episodes and our NEW times very soon. So, in the meantime, sit back, relax, and ENJOY!

This week we are giving our reviews on our new water heater and heating and cooling system. Strap in for one heck of a DANGEROUS episode! Sit back, relax, and ENJOY!

Yes. We know it's not Valen-TIMES Day. It's actually Sunday. The day before. It's not Friday, when our usual episodes come out. It's not Saturday either. Where is this all going? I don't know.

Welcome to February! We would like to take a moment and thank and remember Black Americans for the innovations and art they they have given us. So sit back relax and ENJOY!

Hey everybody! Come sit with us and enjoy a couple of ideas for COCKTAILS! Everyone just more delicious and decadent then the last. So sit back, relax, and ENJOY!

We want to apologize. We've both been sick, had a broken toe, and a brief snowstorm. But we're back baby! And today, we want to meet YOU! Get with us at BehrensHouseOfChaos@gmail.com and introduce yourself! We want to talk to YOU! Sit back, relax, and listen to us complain about how bad this year has started. ENJOY!

Happy New Year EVERYBODY! In this episode we do our year in review. Sit back, watch the ball, relax, and HAPPY NEW YEAR 2022!

Happy Holidays from your friends at Behrens House Of Chaos!!

So, tonight's episode is the final hour and a half of the infamous Ohio State Reformatory recordings! As a special bonus, the last ten minutes of the show is a LIVE listen to the tape. Let us know if YOU caught anything! So sit back, relax, and ENJOY!

Today's episode is brought to you by the letters "E" "V" and "P". Finally got around to listening to my audio of the ghost hunt, and boy it's a doozy! So. Turn out the lights. Turn the volume up. And....ENJOY!

This weeks episode is about Chris and Chris' trip to Mansfield, Ohio. We visited the Ohio State Reformatory that was built in the 1800's and closed down in the 90's. So, sit back, relax, and get ready to hear about some paranormal hijinks, and RELAX!

We're going to explain why we haven't podded in a while. Is it "podded"? Casted? Podcasted? Well whatever it is, sit back, relax, and ENJOY!

Welp, the end of October is upon us. Today we talk about the month we love and some interesting facts that you can spread around your Halloween party. Plus, stick around the ole Behrens House Of Chaos with our upcoming field trip to Cleveland. So sit back, break open that Halloween candy, and ENJOY! PS: Did you know that no one knows what the Monster Mash really sounds like? The song is about the...

Today's guest is our good friend, Laura Camby-Mccaskill! We talk no-go ghost zones and animal rescues! So sit back, relax and ENJOY!

Tonight we're joined by Sister Psycho and Mopar Monster from CLEVELAND MONSTER CLUB. We catch up with some wonderful friends and talk spooky trips and scary movies! Sit back, relax and ENJOY!

This weeks episode is a weird one. We brought on our son, Chris, to tell us about some paranormal experiences he's been having in his apartment. Towards the end of the show, WE pick up some strange noises on our mics. So sit back, lean forward, turn that volume up and GET SPOOKY!

First OFFICIAL podcast of Halloween season! Just giving some teasers on what to expect this month! Sit back, relax, and ENJOY!

Hey, hey, hey! Episode 69! Boy are we gonna have fun with this one. Sit back, relax, put your head in someone's lap and ENJOY!

We'll see you all tomorrow at 6:00 pm EST!

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Sorry we weren't here for you last week! But on today's show we have a pretty good reason to tell you. We've been giving the ol' BHoC a facelift. But that didn't stop us from doing some other things like watching some bears in the wild and picking up new tantric breathing exercises. But now, we're sharing it with you. ENJOY!

Today we discuss Chris' hot new idea for his name-dropping, explicit autobiography; Don't Eat Food You Find In Your Rental Car and Other Stories. Send us a bizarre story about a time that you and Chris had and you may find yourself in the tell-all book. So sit back, relax, and ENJOY!