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We had a special visitor to the House of Chaos this week! Also, Free Comic Book Day is Tomorrow! How many cool things can happen in one week? Sit back, relax, and buy some comics! ENJOY!

Short show today folks, but we wanted everyone to know that we're working on a Patreon! We've thrown out some ideas, now it's YOUR turn! BehrensHouseOfChaos@gmail.com if there's some stuff that you would love to see as rewards or special episodes ONLY available on our Patreon account! Sit back, Relax, and WATCH OUT FOR THAT BLUE EGG MONKEY!!!! Enjoy!

Well, today is the last day of Naked July. We've had a fun month, hope you have too. So sit back, relax, and ENJOY!

Well another week of Nude Chris! This week we're talking about some of the most NUDERIFIC scenes. Sit back, relax, take something off, and ENJOY!

On today's episode, we have a really BIG announcement to make! PLUS: Chris is STILL celebrating Naked July and Katt is playing footsie under the table. It's crazy here at our House Of Chaos! Sit back, relax, and ENJOY!

On today's show, we talk about nudity and living au natural. So come on in, take off those clothes, and ENJOY!

Today's episode is brought to you by the letter "B" and "S" and the number "2". So, come on down to Sesame Street, sit back, punch a muppet, and ENJOY!

Happy Father's Day, all you dads!!! Special show, with special guests Jason, Kera and Sweet Lou! We talk about some Father's Day facts and share deep dark feelings about our dads.

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On today's show, the tables have turned! Katt's got some questions of her own. Will Chris answer correctly? Will there be any juicy tidbits along the way? Probably, no. Sit back, relax, and ENJOY!

Today's show is dedicated to Dad jokes, freaks, and some geeks! Sit back, kick off those New Balance sneakers, and ENJOY!

Today we quiz Katt on how well she knows her man. I guess we're on a little game show kick. Sit back, relax, learn some weird stuff about our marriage, and ENJOY!

Well. That's some mysterious episode title. Don't listen to it. We dare you. We Double Dog dare you. If you do, sit back, relax and ENJOY!

This week is our first CONTEST episode! Without further ado, we're going to let DINK DIRKLEY tell you what's going on...Dink? DINK DIRKLEY: Hola Muchachos! Dink here, to tell you about an excellent contest Behrens House of Chaos is promoting! They have five "What Am I?" questions, and if you are the lucky one to answer more than Katt did (heh) you could win a $25 egift card to Walmart or Amazon! H...

Today's episode has been CURSED! Sadly, we can't doo anything about it. But we're talking about our home projects and new wildlife visitors to the ole House Of Chaos. Sadly, we can't let them in, you should never do that. So sit back, have a treat, and ENJOY! Sadly, Behrens House of Chaos is not responsible for the curse and if it follows you home and infects the rest of your family and friends, s...

It's our FIFTITH episode! Sit back and listen to us just complain about, almost, ANYTHING! We've had a great fifty episodes and we're looking forward to many, many MORE! See ya next week.

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On tonight's episode, we talk about some crazy laws in our state, North Carolina. Thee Astronaut available at IndyPlanet.com/TheeAstronaut Coming this Wednesday, the "Not Yer Dad's F'in Comics Podcast" is releasing! Sit back, get a cold Pepsi, and ENJOY!

On today's episode, we talk about an unsolved cold case from around our neck of the woods. So, don't go hiking, sit back, and as always, ENJOY!

On today's episode we talk about some of the REALLY weird fetishes! Sit back, get ready to laugh, and ENJOY!

On today's episode, we continue our talk about the sexy side of life. Join us as we talk about positions, toys, and FURNITURE!? WARNING!! We are talking about themes of an adult nature, listener discretion is ADVISED.

Ahhh Spring, when the world starts warming up, blooming, and the sound of whips and chains are in the air! Today we talk about Fetishes and Kinks for the vanilla crowd. Stay tuned, you just may hear something that tickles (or spanks) your fancy. ENJOY!

On today's episode, we talk about Vampires, Werewolves, and Zombies! We also recommend a couple of movies for you folks to watch. Look up at the moon, crawl out of the coffin, or appear in a puff of smoke, and Enjoy!

Today's episode is about ghosts, haunted items, and possession. We had a lot of fun talking about this stuff and we share some horror movies that use this as their plots. Enjoy!