Before you Jump Podcast

Damn, son! We done did it homies! We went and got all XX-rated on ya! We are now officially 20 episodes old, Fam!  We look back on how starting this Podcast, and how being consistent with getting together to chat/record has literally changed and saved our lives!  Dylan highlights the obvious changes within himself, his life, his marriage and his relationship with his kids. We then discus...

OMG, we are back! Recording LIVE from our new cool studio space/movie theatre that Jenn kindly revamped and built! We talk dating advice with Kels, regarding a girl Kels wants to be in. We strategise (poorly) how to broach certain conversations with her, and scheme effective ways Kels can acquire her number. We once again talk about the best decade of them all, the 90's - the music, the clothes, t...

This Episode is a bloody doozy! The boy's are back after a break, but for good reason...Covid catches Kels, badly! But first, a confronting, sad and honest discussion evolves from a moment that was originally meant to stay private. Kel's opens up about a recent fight to not succumb and be killed, and the amazing mental breakthrough that transpired. Hear how that day affected Dylan, his family and...

We're joined by none other than Mr "Name-dropped every ep" himself, Morgan Hunter-Bell! The guys breakdown the Will Smith/Chris Rock slap from a husband's and comedian's point of view.  Was it right, was it wrong, is Jenny Sacks ass fat? (if you know, you know) . We praise the acting skills of Halle Berry, and how epic she was in The Flinstones. Dylan decides he wants to go sailing, and we try and...

We chill in Kelz shed/studio and shoot the shit. We review Wrestlemania 38 and its highs n lows. The boys discuss their Mt Rushmore of female wrestlers, trips to the strip club, swingers clubs and how sticky they all are! Like, all of em! ! And we talk about stand-up comedy 24hrs after both Dylz and Kelz did sets at the Comedy Hub's Fresh n Funny gig. Plus Kel's reminisces on his semi-pro beer pon...

Dylz and Kelz are joined by the multi-talented, multi-award winning Justin Ngai! Justin is a Stand-up Comedian, Actor, Producer, award winning Writer and a good friend, son and flatmate! In the last few years Justin has battled through mental health struggles. We ask him how he's overcome his demons. We breakdown his experiences going through therapy, finding the right therapist and opening up to...

In this rain-filled episode, Dylan and Kels swap hospital advice after Dylan recently spent 5 days locked up in Hospital.   Backless gowns and hospital food are reviewed and the boys both open up about near-death experiences acknowledging the trauma these moments create and how it has effected them. They also shed light on how it has effected their loved one's and their view on dying after such ex...

Recorded LIVE from Kelvin's Shed, we see what happens when the Zoom goes flat, serving up a rare Dylan moment going unrecorded. We give updates on our mental health, the struggles we faced in the last 7 days and how we're coping with it all. We hear from Kels a "losing your virginity" story that is near impossible to beat, and the possibility of Kel's knocking up a Canadian girl! Dylan suggests a...

Boom, Episode 12 baby! Comin' in hot for our dirty dozenth Ep and recorded LIVE from her flat, we introduce our "kinda/sorta" first guest, Tracey Adams.  Tracey recently co-hosted the Comedy Hub Awards and has been in the comedy game for 4 years. A decent effort considering what she's overcome during that time, including depression, anxiety and living with Asperger's. We discuss her journey from g...

Another good man lost to suicide. This Ep was recorded just hours after receiving the worst possible news, as Kels and the Palmy poker community mourn the loss of a friend. We talk about his friend, how it could've possibly been prevented, and how each and every one of us can help someone in need. Sometimes when people reach out its not about giving them a solution, but simply listening and being...

We go back and reminisce about the glory that was 90's sitcoms!  We also cover sick family members, Prince and his epic skills (see links below), Covid protests, stupid n lame woke comedy (which is as stupid and lame as people protesting), LSD, Acid, Molly and the fascinating experiences they gave us. Kels talks about those time's where you're forced to buck up your low mood and put your depressed...

This week we have a very special guest join us in Morgan Hunter-Bell!  Morgan is a multi-time award-winning comedian - his most recent being the 2021 Golden Gag award for best joke. This extra-long, shit-talking Episode features us consuming alcoholic drinks, cookies and home-made pizza, as well as more pie talk, and TV shows we'd want to live in. We also put the classic phrase "Everybody has a pr...

It's a new year and the boy's are back!  We talk about how far we'd go to please a lady, reveal where to find the best spring rolls in Palmy, and discuss a few masturbation techniques. We also talk about our future plans to find Palmy's best pie! NB - Sorry its a noisy episode, some fanny-flap decided to do the gardening minutes after we started recording! Staying loyal to our "one take, no editin...

Recorded LIVE from Kels' Shed! This week we changed our surroundings for a different smell and a different view.  We talk Christmas, family traditions, food and Dylan's insane work-load.  We also mention Helen Hunt, Laura Dern and a hungry Tyrannosaurus Rex! Plus, after rummaging through Kel's Shed we strike gold! Unearthing whom we've now dubbed as this Podcast's mascot - standing at a hard 6 inc...

This Ep marks our first recording outside of the studio, as we record Live from the Globe Theatre before a stand-up comedy gig! We check in on the week that was, talk stand-up comedy and how we stumbled into this crazy world, plus the elusive Morgan makes a brief impromptu appearance.  Also as an added bonus Dylan puts up a clip of new comedy material from the gig that night!

Dylan comes clean and admits his crime, as well as talking his love for surf and turf.  Kels talks about growing up in South Auckland as a Halfcast, and how he's carving out new paths to walk. Plus WAY too much food talk...way too much.  

Okay folks, we're starting to get the hang of this! Ep3 baby! Perhaps slowly ditching our status as Podcast noobs? Time will tell. This Ep is a little confronting at times, as we dive deep and dark into our personal struggles with depression, anxiety and our daily battle with mental health. We discuss putting up a facade for the greater good, cum glitter, and look at different ways we can walk new...

After being humbled by the amazing response received from Ep1, these two Podcast noobs are at it again! We discuss what we'd watch if we were on a deserted island for a year or 10, talk the genius of Seinfeld and Soprano's, check in on how we feel and talk a little wrestling! 

With zero pre-planning and being podcast noobs, we originally thought this recording was a test run. But being the transparent dude's that we are, we posted it as Ep1 anyway! So, for our first episode, we talk about our friend's sexual antics, how this podcast came about, Dylan's Shed/Studio, Kel's struggles with mental health, Dylan's lack of communication with his wife, and a suicidal Batman. No...