Beet Red

Beet Red

Comedy EN ↓ 113 episodes

Best friends Katie Zamprioli (influencer Candy Colored Home) and actress Mary Kate Schellhardt (What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Apollo 13, Free Willy 2) host the Beet Red Podcast together and share their most embarrassing stories and yours. Their goal is to unite through laughter, vulnerability and humiliation and they hope to take you along for the ride, bringing levity to your day.  In each Episode Katie and Mary Kate talk about every cringeworthy and mortifying subject from classically embarrassing bodily functions to the random and unexpected.  The result? Uproarious laughter, glorious distra...

Author

Beet Red

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

www.beetredpodcast.com

Latest episode

Jun 30, 2026

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Episodes

13: Queefy 21.05.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: being fart positive, classroom bullying, weird discharge, barfing on a shoe, forgetting your wallet and so much more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This...

12: The Devil Wears Prairie Skirts 14.05.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: dance fail, feet funk, falling and farting, pole dance problem, bartending and sharting and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by...

11: Poofah 07.05.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: leaked nudes, a bad breakup, an orange speedo and a tornado, the job from hell, diarrhea at the movies and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show...

10: your party's in the front 30.04.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: day drinking disaster, pee slip n slide, sharting in public, barfing brings us closer, baring it all to a construction crew and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/Beet...

9: that's nasty 23.04.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: IBS be damned, free the nips, P.E. mishap, never being able to look your teacher in the eyes again, nude beach, when your embarrassing moment goes viral and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our P...

8: we're breaking up! 16.04.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: toxic farts in your boyfriend's face, finding out you're in a relationship, baring it all, hiding your poop, bleeding all over, talent show fail and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon :...

7: doo doo brown 09.04.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: having to change schools because you can't live what happened down, puking on stage, accidentally riding an elephant, throwing yourself at someone who's not interested, vomit and vanish, kids find the darndest things and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd...

6: Ewww you pooped yourself 02.04.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: canoe poo, projectile vomiting in front of celebrities, Father's Day fail, the unfortunate problem with white jeans, leaving a crime scene behind and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon...

5: There's gonna be a food fight! 26.03.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: Barf Baby, uncontrollable farting (but thank God Johnny Depp wasn't there), what happens when you stand up to a bully, the consequences of holding your poop in for 4 days and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee,...

4: Upchuck the boogie 19.03.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: puking and making out, accidentally firing yourself, boob job photo fail, sleepwalking, snot rockets and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show wa...

3: A teaspoon sized dollop of diarrhea 12.03.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: the first time being the worst time, getting walked in on at the worst possible time, ruining the mood, farting in public, audition horror stories and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon...

2: Keg stands without the Keg 05.03.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about : nip slips, waitressing fails, embarrassing falls, pooping your pants in public, getting busted by the cops and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This...

1: Live, Laugh, Pee 21.02.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate get vulnerable and share embarrassing stories from their own lives that include: when Zachary Quinto was Mary Kate's roommate, pooping your pants in public, getting kicked out of a concert, peeing on stage and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy...

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