Beet Red

Beet Red

Comedy EN ↓ 113 episodes

Best friends Katie Zamprioli (influencer Candy Colored Home) and actress Mary Kate Schellhardt (What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Apollo 13, Free Willy 2) host the Beet Red Podcast together and share their most embarrassing stories and yours. Their goal is to unite through laughter, vulnerability and humiliation and they hope to take you along for the ride, bringing levity to your day.  In each Episode Katie and Mary Kate talk about every cringeworthy and mortifying subject from classically embarrassing bodily functions to the random and unexpected.  The result? Uproarious laughter, glorious distra...

Author

Beet Red

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

www.beetredpodcast.com

Latest episode

Jun 30, 2026

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Episodes

38: Macho Macho Man 12.11.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a former Oriole shares their story of being humiliated at bat, pooping on the cool girl's couch, peeing your pants in public, grossing out your celebrity crush and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visi...

37: Special Michael 05.11.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories (and hear stories from callers) about: a gym mishap, a dog park meet cute moment ruined, Siri interrupting an audition, pooping at the worst possible time and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreo...

36: The bathroom is no place for Bashful 29.10.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a photo shoot fail, falling on the job, first date nightmare, getting busted during a breakup, accidentally pranking yourself and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/Be...

35: A couple of legs and a grouper fish 22.10.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: blowing up the party bathroom, indecent exposure, kid's party gone wrong, puking and passing out, getting kicked out of a couple's massage and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.p...

34: Open Door Policy 15.10.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: catching your parents in the act, farting in front of an entire party, a dog adoption gone wrong, dangerous party favors and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRed...

33: Holy Sh*tballs 08.10.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: puking on a blind date, farting in front of a supermodel, sharting, getting stuck at a work event and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was r...

32: Jim's Beans and it's Bridget B*tch 01.10.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a hilarious call from the one and only Bridgette of @itsbridgettebitch on IG and TT.  She takes us all the way back to High School and shares not one, but TWO of her embarrassing stories. This episode also features stories about: getting pantsed in public, surprise party gone wrong, mistaken pregnancy, pooping in a bag and more! If you have an embarrassing story...

31: Brad, you're a sociopath. 24.09.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: putting your foot in your mouth, getting stuck in a dressing room, ruining a breakup with a fart, pooping in the public pool, finding out what happened in a blackout, public naked humiliation and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show...

30: Pink Vintage Show Pony Club 17.09.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate are joined by Jonny of @vintageshowpony who shares a hilarious embarrassing story of his own that involves twerking, as well as stories about: embarrassing yourself in front of the most treasured actors of our generation, accidentally flashing your whole workplace, puking on everyone, misinterpreting your students' reactions and more!  If you have an embarrassing sto...

29: It's happening. 10.09.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: pooping your pants at work, being an accidental perv, a first date disaster, mistaking someone in the cringiest way, flashing everyone in your town and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreo...

28: I want chocolate pudding 03.09.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: getting caught in the act, what happens when you try to prank a 107 year old, a major work bathroom mishap, never being able to face your kid's teacher again, professing your love to someone who doesn't feel the same and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd...

27: Ooo wah, ooo wah cool, cool kitty 27.08.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: embarrassing yourself in front of a celebrity, soiling your pants without a change of clothes, giving a speech without shoes, farting in front of your boyfriend's parents the first time you meet them, pooping and passing out and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com I...

26: Need a bag? 20.08.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: the worst proposal, pooping your pants at a slumber party, ruining the mood, a wild house party that got out of hand, emergency diarrhea, lighting yourself on fire and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please...

25: The night I found out I was lactose intolerant 13.08.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: puking on a plane, falling on the job, drunken mistakes, airing your dirty laundry, farting on your crush and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This sh...

24: Beet Red gets Cool Cool Cool with Liz Culley 06.08.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate have a special guest on the pod, Liz Culley of Cool Cool Cool! Liz shares a few of her hilarious embarrassing moments and Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: embarrassing yourself in front of your crush, being embarrassed by your mom, drunken humilation and more!  Follow Liz Culley @listentoliz and @coolcoolcool If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like...

23: Sisterhood of the traveling poop blanket 30.07.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: your crush catching you pooping, confusing a date, getting caught by your parents during your first time, wiping out in front of your crush, getting caught on camera, passing out on a date and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and...

22: St Simons Steamer 23.07.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a constipation nightmare, accidental nudes, getting busted by Mom, anxiety farting, sleepover antics and more!   If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show...

21: Glockenspiel 16.07.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: getting embarrassed by your kid in a public place, puking on a plane, lactose intolerant team building disaster, ruining your friend's wedding and more!    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon...

20: Let it go 09.07.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: accidentally exposing yourself, racing home against IBS, first couples getaway gone wrong, walking in during an inopportune time, ruining a first date and more!    If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our...

19: Golden Boy 02.07.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: accidentally peeing at the worst possible time, looking like a jerk at work, post surgery catastrophe, bowling and bleeding, pooping on a hike and so much more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Pat...

18: Are the weiners ready? 25.06.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: flirting with your crush and being crushed by his response, getting busted at the airport, getting humiliated in front of the whole class, getting embarrassed by your dog, embarrassing yourself in front of a celebrity and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd...

17: California, no doubt about it. 18.06.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: pooping your pants in public, going overboard in a new relationship, looking crazy on a busy street, lying in a new relationship and getting busted, horrifying your masseuse and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffe...

16: Yeesh 11.06.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: bombing on stage, making out and barfing, accidentally flashing your classmates, pooping your pants in a cab, accidentally groping a grandpa and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www...

15: What I'm doing is none of your business. 04.06.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: pissing off your crush, first time make out fail, sharting in front of a celebrity, getting heckled in front of your date, falling in front of the cool kids, baring it all to your classroom and more. If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show an...

14: Bed Bug Beagles 28.05.2024

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: lying to get a job, blacking out and finding out about what happened the night before, your super religious parents finding out about your first time, the worst therapist ever, naked bungee jumping and so much more.  If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to su...

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