Beet Red

Beet Red

Comedy EN ↓ 113 episodes

Best friends Katie Zamprioli (influencer Candy Colored Home) and actress Mary Kate Schellhardt (What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Apollo 13, Free Willy 2) host the Beet Red Podcast together and share their most embarrassing stories and yours. Their goal is to unite through laughter, vulnerability and humiliation and they hope to take you along for the ride, bringing levity to your day.  In each Episode Katie and Mary Kate talk about every cringeworthy and mortifying subject from classically embarrassing bodily functions to the random and unexpected.  The result? Uproarious laughter, glorious distra...

Author

Beet Red

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Comedy

Podcast website

www.beetredpodcast.com

Latest episode

Jun 30, 2026

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Episodes

113: When they tell me to eat sh*t, I don't nibble! 30.06.2026

This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to Jen Selk (@willandbequeath on IG) and she shares some embarrassing stories from her past.  They also share stories about: an awkward locker room encounter, getting banned from a golf pro shop for defiling the bathroom, giving your date food poisoning, a bathroom blackout mid business and more!

112: It's raining pee, hallelujah it's raining pee 23.06.2026

This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call from comedian/writer/actress Caitlin Linden @choomroom (IG/YT) and @caitmonstar (IG) who shares an embarrassing Halloween Party story and they also share stories about: a stupid mistake with an inmate that almost led to jail time of their own, a hit and run skinny dipping disaster, a field trip fiasco, accidentally starting a fire tornado and more! If you...

111: Turn your head and look at your butt 16.06.2026

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: an embarrassing dumb moment with a mechanic, a leaf blower catastrophe, a casual Friday fashion faux pas, a classroom lockdown humiliation, getting caught hiding and spying by a teacher and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and bu...

110: Skidmark Tangent 09.06.2026

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a waterpark wardrobe malfunction, an embarrassment that was broadcast to your grandmother and all of her friends, a KFC bathroom incident that was a TKO, a night of white russians that ended in handcuffs and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to suppo...

109: We got your butt on camera, ballsy! 19.05.2026

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: getting locked out of your house and making sure all of your neighbors hate you, sleepwalking that almost cost you your job, an inappropriate erection, accidentally giving yourself a black eye and more!  If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our sho...

108: Skid Marked Strawberry Shortcakes 12.05.2026

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: making a dumb mistake, needing an ex to save you from a terrible situation, getting embarrassed by your Mom in front of the whole class, getting embarrassed by your Mom on Prom night, almost getting arrested in the airport and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If...

107: Edward Limp Hands 05.05.2026

This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to Anna of @annah8sanna on TikTok who shares her hilarious viral embarrassing date story. They also share stories about: accidentally having two girls in your bed in the same night, a trombone mishap, getting embarrassed by your daughter at the doctor's office, an unwelcome surprise in your jeans in front of your new girlfriend and more! If you have an embarrass...

106: The Sh*t Hit The Wall 28.04.2026

This week, Katie and Mary Katie share stories about: a proposal that turned to sh*t,  an unwelcome gift, when your dog ruins a make out session, a truth or dare disaster, going to bed clothed and waking up in tighty whities to an audience, a porta-potty problem and more!   If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like...

105: Mud Butted 14.04.2026

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: blaming your accident on your nephew, a bathroom misunderstanding that led to the cops being called, a lost in translation incident in Paris, farting away your chance at a date, a nightmare birthday getaway and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to su...

104: Bowtie and a Boner 07.04.2026

This week, Katie and Mary Katie share stories about: a sledding accident that led to a nickname, being forced to get naked in front of the entire neighborhood, getting caught in a lie to your boss, the shortest and worst hotel stay, a 5 minute bathroom break that ended up being an hour, a wet nightmare and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at...

103: Maschu Pischu Pisha 31.03.2026

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a first date that was over before it began, a childhood dream simultaneously made and crushed, an embarrassing misunderstanding, getting sick in front of the whole classroom, blowing your chance with the girl of your dreams, catching an unexpected person in your bed and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, ple...

102: Hummpy 24.03.2026

This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to actor/comedian Dennis Hemphill (@hummpy on YouTube) who shares a hilarious embarrassing audition story and they also share stories about: a puberty humiliation ritual, a flight attendant face off for the bathroom, getting robbed by your date, getting your license only to lose it the next day and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share...

101: The Maxi Taxi of Love 17.03.2026

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a cute friendly tap that accidentally became a power slap, a long distance relationship that lasted for months online but ended the first time meeting in person, a first date that began with being naked by a wasp's nest, meeting the woman of your dreams and blowing it in an instant, and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to s...

100: The one where we turned 100 10.03.2026

100 episodes! 🎉 We dropped the ball recording (the roast we received was deserved) but a COLOSSAL thank you is in order to Mirage Zamprioli for all of the hard work you put in as a producer/mixer/editor. This show would truly be nothing without you! Thank you so much to Matt at Projkt Studios for being our recordist and supplying such an amazing creative space. Thank you to all of our listeners f...

99: Flop and a Big Fart 03.03.2026

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a toilet paper travesty, diarrhea at the worst time, farting in front of your crush, a date with a real life Josie Grossie, getting embarrassed by your teacher in front of the whole class, a nightmare date in the middle of nowhere and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail...

98: Don't tell Mom the Babysitter pooped 24.02.2026

This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to Tina (@boundlessvoyage on TT) who shares her hilarious viral embarrassing babysitting story.  They also share stories about: a groom who had too much to drink, a high school worst nightmare coming true, your entire class laughing at you during a presentation, a humiliating first date and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us...

97: Be Our Guest 03.02.2026

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a fart that led to a week off from school, a swim lesson embarrassment, believing a lie that led to detention, a bungee jumping disaster, accidentally showing it all, the worst Valentine's gift ever and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support ou...

96: Oh Hell No 27.01.2026

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a fart that ruined any chance of a first date, a first and last day on the job due to an embarrassing accident, a dinner party that ended with police cars and fire trucks, an embarrassing accident so bad that someone was forced to quit their job and more!   If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at bee...

95: Granny Panty Delight 20.01.2026

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: the worst roommate ever, attending an awkward backyard wedding, a wardrobe malfunction while teaching a class, getting embarrassed by your Dad at a restaurant, finding out your coworkers are perverts and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support o...

94: Meet Cute Farts 13.01.2026

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: an awkward gym encounter with your crush, a run that ends in a double humiliation, accidentally catching your art teacher in an awkward situation, a sexy start to the night that ends in layers of embarrassment, walking in on a coworker you did not want to see in the nude and more!  If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with u...

93: Linda! 06.01.2026

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a sensitive situation when you're new to a job, texting the wrong person, a proposal gone wrong, being too hungry to think straight and embarrassing yourself in front of an entire restaurant, literally wrecking any chance of a first date and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcas...

92: Juicy Mawma 23.12.2025

This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call from Meg (@juicymawma on IG and TT) who shares her viral embarrassing crush hookup story and a couple of bonus stories. They also share stories about: a vacation snafu, catching a cheater on Christmas, ruining a romantic moment, an inopportune boner and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpod...

91: Warm Butt, Warm Heart 16.12.2025

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: an accidental exposure to a neighbor, thinking you were nervous farting on a date but it turned out to be something else, a horrifying mistake on your first day at your high stakes job, a drunken hookup blackout, a mortifying makeout session and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpo...

90: Teeter Totter Toilet 09.12.2025

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: clogging a toilet at work and so much worse, leaving a tampon in so long you end up in the hospital, getting busted stalking an online crush, a food poisoning fiasco, your boss playing your phone sex voicemails out loud and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you...

89: Let's talk Turkey 02.12.2025

This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a long distance dating disaster, a shameful but important lesson learned by a doctor, a VHS first date horror story, getting embarrassed by your teacher in front of the whole class, a mortifying accident at the gym in front of your crush and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcas...

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