Beet Red
Beet Red
Best friends Katie Zamprioli (influencer Candy Colored Home) and actress Mary Kate Schellhardt (What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Apollo 13, Free Willy 2) host the Beet Red Podcast together and share their most embarrassing stories and yours. Their goal is to unite through laughter, vulnerability and humiliation and they hope to take you along for the ride, bringing levity to your day. In each Episode Katie and Mary Kate talk about every cringeworthy and mortifying subject from classically embarrassing bodily functions to the random and unexpected. The result? Uproarious laughter, glorious distra...
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Episodes
88: Pickles! 25.11.2025 40:12
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: an embarrassing doctor's office accident, an uncomfortable Thanksgiving, a horrible first date with a series of unfortunate events, Road Rage regret, a humiliating spar match in front of your family and friends and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like t...
87: Leaping Lizard 18.11.2025 40:11
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a date that ended with a kick to the curb, going viral for the wrong reason, the worst date that saved a life, lying about a bodily function that you didn't know was on video and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a cof...
86: Ice Ice Baby 04.11.2025 43:19
This week, Katie and Mary Kate have a special guest in the studio who shares an embarrassing dating story. They also share stories about: barfing in public, misjudging a book by it's cover, a dressing room disaster, a first (and last) date skiing that ended in humilation and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you...
85: Ghouls Gone Wild 28.10.2025 38:11
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a haunted house accident, being nude and stranded, a bloody guitar serenade, a Halloween party that ended with a run from the cops, an embarrassing movie date, getting unintentionally nude in front of a classroom and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd lik...
84: The ghost of wasting time 14.10.2025 32:57
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share some spooky embarrassing stories about: a mortifying mistake in a Halloween costume, a Halloween decor disaster, getting embarrassed by your grandmother, a hitch hiker and a ghost car, having a literal bug up your butt and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to suppo...
83: To be T 07.10.2025 38:01
This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to a repeat guest (Beowulf) who shares an embarrassing zipline snafu. They also share some spooky embarrassing stories about: a sleepover date with a side of haunting, getting the party wrong, almost getting kicked out of an amusement park, haunted house injuries and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at bee...
82: Gallons of Pee 30.09.2025 29:43
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a mother/daughter embarrassment combo at an outlet mall, finding out why a date was so awkward after the fact, an IBS issue at work, a childhood embarrassment at the zoo, an ass prank gone wrong and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our sh...
81: Chocolate Log Surprise 23.09.2025 51:44
This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call from Channing who shares a series of embarrassing events and they share stories about: a snow bunny port-a-potty surprise, a high school humiliation that continues into adulthood, accidentally flashing an audience, an unfortunate side effect of surgery medication, a mortifying and humiliating first date and more! If you have an embarrassing story that yo...
80: Three Potatoes Long 16.09.2025 45:37
This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call from Joy (@itwasalwaysjoy on TikTok) who shares a story about a date that ended in embarrassment. They also share stories about: giving your crush an unintended eyeful, an unfortunate accident before attending a new school, a lie that got out of hand, a fart that almost got someone expelled and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to sh...
79: Nether regions bared to the world 09.09.2025 31:31
This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call from Ashley who shares an awkward first date. They also share stories about: a terrible birthday, a threesome that should have been a twosome, a tangled tale of misfortune, a memorable fart and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us...
78: Stink wagon 02.09.2025 50:26
This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to their friend Kat who shares a childhood skating embarrassment and they share stories about: getting ditched by your boyfriend in front of everyone, a beach blowout, a 3 part period horror story, a mortifying mistake on a bus, the worst first date ever and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodca...
77: Booty Rope 26.08.2025 42:25
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a fall from grace, a diving diarrhea disaster, sleepwalking and more in front of your crush, sticker shock, your Mom reading all of your sexting, the cringiest date ever and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, p...
76: Some chaps and a tube of chap stick 19.08.2025 37:06
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: your first time getting ruined, a highway to embarrassment Hell, a Valentine's Day breakup, a horrifying zoom that resulted in a job loss, your crush humiliating you in front of the whole school and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our sh...
75: Super (Phish)ally familiar with 12.08.2025 33:04
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a humiliating first time getting your period, blowing it on your first Bong Hit, a fart that launched an investigation, getting banned from a job due to your bodily functions, puking before a one night stand and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to s...
74: Pig Barn Sally 05.08.2025 35:46
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: accidentally making your husband sick, surprising your Father in Law in an awkward situation, being forced to go to Prom in the worst dress, a couple of period horror stories, getting humbled in front of your whole school and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If y...
73: Bridesmaid of the Year 29.07.2025 38:30
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a Best Man that acted like the worst man, a baby blowout so bad it almost ruined a job, all of your neighbors seeing you naked, blaming your date for something, then realizing you're a complete jerk and it was all your fault, a water ski wipeout and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beet...
72: You've got to boiled shrimp it 22.07.2025 36:01
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: meeting your boyfriend's parents for the first time and it all goes horribly wrong, being unprofessional and getting fired, feeling yourself and getting knocked down a peg in front of your crush, a traumatizing visit to the Doctor and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmai...
71: Tonight's Not The Night 08.07.2025 44:23
This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to Mary Kate's friend Jenny who shares an airport fiasco tale and they also share stories about: accidentally sending your Dad to the ER, accidentally burning a super sensitive area, a diving disaster, getting your period in the middle of class and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.c...
70: Butthole Surfer 01.07.2025 38:06
This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to Kess who shares three funny stories about times he was embarrassed by his kids. They also share stories about: roller rink ruination, a horrible case of food poisoning, a drunken disaster, getting shamed by your teacher in front of all of your classmates and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredp...
69: Coming out with a bang 24.06.2025 34:07
This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call from John (Mary Kate's husband) who shares a tale from his theater days. They also share stories about: ruination by roller skates, an uncomfortable misunderstanding in the doctor’s office, a fall that became legendary and a fall that was never lived down, getting outed in the worst possible way and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like...
68: Cat Butt Quilt 17.06.2025 34:33
This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to Taylor @mamax5sahm (on TikTok) and she shares a hilarious story about a time when her children accidentally embarrassed her. They also share stories about: someone thinking you're hitting on them when you definitely aren't interested, a ruined first kiss, a "Good Morning Fart" gone wrong, a trumpet tragedy and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you...
67: Keg Stand for Cat Food 10.06.2025 46:11
This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call from Lauren who shares a hilarious story of heartbreak and a call from Amanda who shares an embarrassing story about falling down the ladder on her way to a career climb. They also share stories about: a fart that could have crashed an airplane, accidentally blowing up two relationships, a scorned woman exposing it all and more! If you have an embarrassi...
66: Wastebasket of Wonder 03.06.2025 36:18
This week, Katie and Mary Katie take a call from @michellesyribouth (TT) and she shares a relatable pandemic embarrassing story. They also share stories about: a very memorable fart, a honeymoon from Hell, a period predicament at a party, a school bus shitstorm and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like t...
65: Lipstick on your mirror told a tale on you 27.05.2025 28:00
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: cheaters accidentally telling on themselves, a wedding officiant disaster, a Honeymoon Horror, a diarrhea debacle and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast...
64: The Long Squishy Walk of Shame 20.05.2025 36:40
This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to Jenasie of @msviciousdesign (on IG and TT) and she shares a funny and disgusting story from when she was 16. They also share stories about: accidentally showing your junk to your family, an unwanted birthday surprise, getting caught in a weird costume, accidentally exposing yourself to a crowd and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to sha...
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