Bat Minute

The Joker has to halt his... uhh... "love party" due to the arrival of… THE PHANTASM! GASP! Say the line, Phantasm - “YOUR ANGEL OF DEATH AWAITS”. YAY! Joker does something a bit rare that shows he might actually be a little concerned by all of this at least - he lunges in for her with a punch! He also blows smoke, apparently... and has an Achilles Groin. The next episode follows on Wednesday. Sam...

Andrea goes all swirly-whirly and we journey through time AGAIN. We're all gonna get travel sick at this rate. In the past we see her approaching her home, shopping in hand. Comical baguettes protruding forth. As she enters her home out steps... THE TALL MAN! That can't be good... Meanwhile, in the present, The Joker is about to get freaky with his robot lady. He likes the way she chops that sausa...

Batman stares at Andrea’s locket. The two of them, so in love. Could she possibly be the villain? Nah, no chance! Suddenly, a phone call. Who's on the line? IT'S THE JOKER, BABY! That'll teach Bats not to answer other people's phones while snooping. Still, at least he's about to get a gift... via airmail too! How fancy. The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join u...

Arthur finishes his explanation for how he’s ended up going down the rabbit hole. It's a bit of a soft excuse though, dude... I'm not buying your innocence here. Oh, you needed some money for the campaign? Boo-hoo. All throughout this sob story he laughs. He cannot stop laughing. THE LAUGHS ARE ETERNAL! Cut to The Bat arriving at Andrea’s window like he’s bloody Dracula or something. Hammer Horror...

TRY TO STAY CALM! Easier said than done, doc. The guy is laughing his guts up over here! The staff  leave Arthur in peace and let the sedative do its thing… but within seconds there’s a visitor. One who stinks of guano. OH NO! The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Minute theme song is by th...

The Joker has Arthur bent over… NO, NOT THAT WAY! Get your minds out of the gutter.  The devilish one may let out something of a laugh here but he doesn't find this situation funny one bit - this is deadly serious and Arturo is in extreme danger. He ends up in the hospital with a little bit of a giggle. A giggle that can't stop, won't stop... will never (?) stop. The next episode follows on F...

The Joker muses on who could be doing all of this - surely it’s somebody who wouldn’t mind seeing their old pals out of the way… and presumably these two next! Or maybe it's ol' Arturo himself who's been behind it all... RING RING - answer that phone but keep your trap shut about who you're hanging out with, buddy - OR ELSE! The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute...

We’re back as Arthur immediately panics upon seeing the one, the only, THE JOKER! Flee, little man, flee for your life - hahahahaha! How about a photo op first though, eh? In fact, why don't we all get to the bottom of this mystery together instead? Somebody needs to look out for cute li'l Bat Boy. The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the&n...

Bruce just admits it - yes, he does love Andrea. He flirts with the idea of maybe, MAYBE, being together once all of this is said and done. Maybe the two of them could be like his parents after all? Little does her know what's to come... While gazing at a picture of The Tall Man, Master Wayne gets a sudden inkling... what if this pencil could reveal all... The next episode follows on Friday. Same...

Bruce and Andrea have done the nasty and are now surely feeling incredibly awkward? NOT AT ALL! They're glowing. Beaming. Isn't this all so lovely? Everything has worked out for the best and NO MORE PROBLEMS WILL OCCUR. Right? Well, Andrea wants to know if things can actually work out this time. Will it have a happy ending? Bruce isn't so sure, but will only voice this to Alfred. Things have chang...

Andrea reveals how foolish her father was. He made enough money to pay them back, so it was all sorted... right? WRONG! At this point it's about more than the money to these people. What's this though? Does she reveal that her father IS the titular Phantasm? Well, not quite... Andrea is smarter than that, give her some credit! Our lovers gaze into each other's eyes and then kiss the kind of kiss t...

Andrea received the ol’ finger guns. BANG BANG! How's daddy? Ready to run, that's the plan anyway... and Andrea better be ready to join in too or it could be curtains for her and not just pops. Right, let's go to... uhh... somewhere... in the Med. I guess... The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat...

This meeting... oh boy. It's not a friendly one, not by a long shot. In fact, it seems like Carl is just going to get straight up gunned down right here, right now! Hey, Bronski, get your hands off of that woman! To keep these goons off his back. Mr Beaumont promises to get the cash as soon as those pesky European banks are open in a few hours. Not gonna work, dude - not gonna work... Let's go gir...

Batman jumps into the getaway car! Andrea to the rescue! The police are left in the dust. Suckers. Bullock is livid and incredibly sweaty. So sweaty. Drippin’. I feel you, dude - that was quite a run you had to do. Chill out, relax, cool down. Once they're back to safety, Andrea uses her magic powers to transport us back in time yet again where we witness the beginnings of a fateful meeting and ev...

Batman tries his best but that helicopter proves that there's no escape from the po-po. Or is there? Bats has a plan - a rather woody plan indeed. The police are in disarray!  A certain somebody picks our hero up from the scene... very convenient... The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's Cave ! The Bat Min...

"Tonight's the night that we got the truck We're going downtown, gonna beat up Bats Your turn to drive, I'll bring the beer It's an easy shift, no one to fear" The cops are in action and ready to kick some keister! Or so they think... Batman nearly does succumb to some toxic gas, however... and an explosion too! These police don't play. The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same Bat Pod, differen...

Batman is about to be placed under arrest! He didn’t do it copper, I swear! They’ve also gone and started cracking open The Batwing. That was fast! No chill on these guys - get to work right away! That's not all - the cops are authorised to use deadly force! How will our hero get out of this one? By being King Chad, that's how. INCOMING! The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat Pod, different...

The Phantasm gazes back at the Joker’s latest gag - blowing up Valestra’s place! What a prankster he is, such a cheeky scamp! While the spirit-like wannabe killer flees the scene the Batwing arrives and casts its shadow down below. The chase is on. THIS MADNESS ENDS NOW! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the  Bat Minute Listener's C...

A puff of smoke and the Phantasm is on the move, ready to clear out Valestra's abode. What's this? He's relaxing in a chair, just ready for the taking? Too late, fool - The Joker strikes... and always with a nice, big, smile. Valestra himself is more machine now than man, twisted and... well, mostly just twisted UP it seems. Time for an explosive finish! The next episode follows on Wednesday. Same...

Andrea justifies her father meeting these LEGITIMATE business men as that’s his job! Duh! That's, like, his whole deal - business! The Bat won't have it - he needs info and he needs it now. Where is her father? Madagascar?!?!? Ms Beaumont wins the day in the end with the sickest of burns, the most heinous of ownages. She destroys the man - he’ll never recover. The next episode follows on Monday. S...

While The Joker reassures his good pal that there's nothing to fear, an ominous RoboWife chops... chops... chops away. The blade is coming, Sal Valestra... but there's always time for one nice, big, smile! Meanwhile, Arthur is being a sleaze, as usual and can't wait to get into Andrea's apartment. She has another date in mind, however - a date with a Bat! The next episode follows on Friday. Same B...

The Joker shoves Valestra down into his chair. Not out of anger, oh no… he just wants to know what’s on his mind! Of course... Sal reveals why he’s here - it’s all about The Bat. First he whacked Chuckie Sol, then Buzz and now he’s after Valestra. Guano Man, really? Sal has a fair point for him too - once The Bat gets done with him, surely he’ll go for The Joker next... and his hands are just as d...

Jon is reporting from lands afar once more with their own takes on the minute at hand! It's all Joker all the time today, Bat Mites!

Sally boy is ready for the ride of his life! No time to coast - let's roll! He may be nearly dead after this journey, but the trip to The Joker's abode has somehow been made in one piece. After booting a dog, The Joker isn't happy with his RoboWife/RoboMum/WhoeverTheHellShe'sSupposedToBe's food of choice - MEATLOAF AGAIN?!?!? Anyway, sit, Sal... good boy... FOR THE  SECOND TIME EVER, THIS EPI...

Jon provides their Final Thought's on Minute 38 like some kind of modern day Jerry Springer... minus the fighting. And the bigotry. And the classism. And the fakery. Okay so not that much like that show then, but still... Jon's opinions on the minute!