Bat Minute

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Harvey Dent is on fire... or it sure feels like it! As his career takes a turn for the worse, the DA's brain suffers the consequences! Joining our top team of investigative talent are two newbies to the case - we have Rob Lumley and Duff of The Midnight Boys! Minute-by-minute podcasting is like a box of chocolates and you never know what scenes you're gonna get, but this top pair are here for some...

Incoming message from the Big Giant Bat!

Fred… BAAAAABE… you, are, fired! SURF'S UP! Stickley takes a nose dive straight to the watery depths below. Nygma is just glad that he rescued his equipment first! Why is Bruce so debonair? Successful? Richer than God? Why should he have it all and not Eddie? Yes, you're right, there are too many questions, Bruce Wayne. Returning to the team for the third year running as Special Guest Investi...

This toad is to be reported - FCC-bound, baby! Uhh... I'm not so sure that it's a smart move to threaten somebody who is clearly so absurdly out of their mind, but okay. CLIFFHANGER! Our wonderful boss is sent careering through a glass window, only to be saved at the last second! Or is he? And by who? Or what? Coming back with one more question, Columbo style, are the dynamic duo of Dave Pallas an...

Aerials in the sky When you lose small mind You free your life Aerials so up high When you free your eyes Eternal prize

What do we got this episode, eh? A FLOCK OF FREAKIN' FREUDS! FANTASTIC! After a quick cortex vaccum, Eddie's boss ain't quite serving up some brain deep-fry - in fact, he seems... fine? We shall see. Returning to the investigation are Sean German and Dave Pallas of Groundhog Minute! They mustn't keep their audience waiting... but did they just refer to themselves as "the talent"? Who are we to arg...

It's so deadly my dear The power of having you near Until that day Until the world falls away Until you say there'll be no more goodbyes I see it in your eyes Batman never dies

LOSING... RESOLUTION...  but that can't stop this show, baby! We're coming through loud and clear and we're ready to rock and roll here on the BRAIN DRAIN! Nygma is having a break through… and a break down? MAYBE! Joining the investigation this week are two veteran sleuths - it's Sean German and Dave Pallas of Groundhog Minute! So, resolution has dropped? Come on, all the long distance lines...

To creep, or not to creep? What was I laughing at again?

I... AM... AN... ACTOR!

Edward is going to show Bruce! He's gonna show that it works, damn it! First, it's time to go Full Carrey... Begley is back! But caffeine'll kill 'im! Or will THE DEVICE?!?!? IT'S A FISH FRENZY! Returning to finish up her investigation is the Cabin Queen, the Ace of Snakes - it's Molly Bailen! Those Crazies'll kill you and strip you in ten seconds flat, but Molly is mighty enough to mash them all...

Chase knows that Bats likes a strong woman - but does she need to WHIP out a new costume for total seduction? Gordon bursts onto the scene, pyjama-clad! We're getting hot under the collar here! The Bat has been blocked - time to blow this popsicle stand! Returning to the investigation is Molly Bailen! Our Sister Snake has managed to Escape from New York once more to bring you only the best in dete...

Johnny the Joker.

The Bat Signal is  NOT a beeper! But how exactly do you get in touch for a Batman booty call anyway? Chase's interest here sure isn't professional! IT'S PEC TIME! Shouldn't she go for a Robin instead? Joining the investigation via glider, taking time out from her daring Escape(s) from both cities and woods, is none other than Molly 'Plissken' Bailen! The next episode follows on Wednesday. Sam...

WKD, WKD... Bat Minute massive.

As Iron Man rockets towards his cave, Alfred stands ready to remove his clothing for him. The Batmobile hits the streets - shake ya tail fin! Our hero arrives at the Bat Signal to find a certain somebody waiting, lingerie-clad for his enjoyment (and it's not Gordon!). Cracking the case one more time this week is Clarisse Loughrey! As the chief film critic at The Independent, the host of That Darn...

Just passing though.

Sorry Eddie - no dice. No moolah. Zilch. The Bat has left the building. Nygma ain't letting it go, however - he's going to  MAKE Bruce understand. Not ominous at all. Nope. Meanwhile, Alfred Skype-s in with some good news - ALL IS READY. Returning to the investigation and helping our team gain funding is Clarisse Loughrey! As the chief film critic at The Independent, the host of That Darn Mov...

4DX, baby!

Why be brutalised by an uncaring world? You COULD be listening to Bat Minute instead! Nygma reveals his intentions - brainwave fiddling! He may be a master of mental manipulation, but Eddie ain't so hot at getting Bruce on board. HE NEEDS FUNDS, DAMN IT! The very best backup is required once more so our team has made the call and recruited Clarisse Loughrey to the investigation! As the chief film...

A SUPER casting?

Edward eschewed the Japanese method last week but he's finally convinced to release his creepy and no doubt sweaty iron grip. I think we got a stalker on our hands. His grand plan to woo? A BLENDER ON A HELMET, BABY! Gimmie those waves. Rounding our their week as part of the Bat Minute Force are George Hendricks and Liz Whitaker - it's investigation time! They must not fear. Fear is the mind-kille...

To Chris, or not to Chris?

Bruce bobbles around the R&D department and encounters the ultimate fanboy - Lyle Heckendorf. Or something like that anyway. This man is something of an enigma, but he sure can shake a mean hand! BANZAI! Returning to the investigation are that Mean Girl, Liz Whitaker and the Kwisatz Haderach himself, George Hendricks! On Wednesdays we wear... green? The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod...