Bat Minute

Run, Neil, run!

It's gear head mania this minute, folks! Time to rev that Harley! Hold it. You can't do that - most of them won't run. WHO COULD POSSIBLY STICK AROUND TO FIX 'EM?!?!? Returning to the investigation is our resident gear head himself - it's Jonathan Howell! He lives his Impossible life a quarter of a mile at a time, baby! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join u...

Dick is a lost man. Sorry, kid. Kid. Drill that into your heads, people. Anyway, he can't catch up with the circus now! They're a whole damn town away! Bruce seems to want to take him out to a biker bar, though... Joining the case this week is the impossibly perfect Jonathan Howell! This investigation will once again be difficult, but, as always, difficult is a walk in the park for Mr Howell. This...

The Graysons are broken, never to soar again. After this disaster, we apparently learn that Bruce just commutes daily from England. He offers to adopt a grown man, which is acceptable for some reason. For Dick though? No chance! See ya, Al! Returning one final time this week before hitting the road on his wild hog is writer, artist, cartoonist and Lie Master General Jack Harvey! The next episode f...

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Young Dick detaches the bomb and rolls it into the ocean, merely committing atrocities against sea life - which is apparently fine. Nice work. Poppa Grayson takes one hell of a nosedive and appears to be out for the count. Bruce knows this pain - he's gonna make a man of you yet, Young Dick! Back with the crew is Bat Minute veteran Jack Harvey - writer, artist, cartoonist, Lie Master General...

IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY! Bat Minute is back with a bang - well, hopefully  not ! The Grayson family are advancing on the comedy, 1960s, bomb but Two Face has a plan to cease their push - he's gonna pop some caps skyward! Can they possibly survive? To help defuse this bomb and dampen this powder keg we called up the very best once more - it's Jack Harvey , the art-adept, wondrous wordsmith, brilli...

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Listeners - who IS Batman, anyway? Perhaps it's one of you pasty-faced twits, eh? I joke, I joke... but something tells me that Harvey isn't kidding at all. Bruce tries to reveal himself but is stopped by the crowds! The poor guy tried to do the right thing and this is the thanks he gets? Jeez. In an act of pure selfishness, the Graysons send their children off to defuse the bomb. Nice parenting....

'Cause I... wanna be... HAAAAAARRRRRVVVVVEEEEEEEEYYYYY! Johnny Rotten is in the house, people! Well, close enough. Nygma is watching the circus showdown via Twitch stream and is giddy with glee - THIS is what he's looking for! His evil mind lurches into gear. Two Face's Final trick? DY-NO-MITE! Citizens! Upright and otherwise! One again, I urge you to fear not, for our dynamic duo are reuniting th...

DISASTER LOOMS! Despite an IMPRESSIVE display from the fantastic FLYING GRAYSONS, the vile gangster TWO FACE invades Gotham's hippodrome! This act surely spells certain doom for everybody not looking for GOOD, CLEAN, AMERICAN, FUN! Only Batman can restore peace and freedom to the circus... Returning from long ago to tackle this, the Greatest of all Bat Capers, is Gotham's Upright Citizen, Henson-t...

Chase turns down the date... because she's met someone! Tall, dark, handsome... a little flighty. AWKWARD! We are introduced to one "Richard". This kid's got a future, huh? Such style. Tim Burton then assumes his dream job - as circus Ringmaster! Here to work and hard and get on is the one, the only, the Bat Minute chanteur himself - it's Kit Flemons of the band Rat Bit Kit! Life is a Roller...

John, Mary, Mitch and Dick. The Family is in full effect. Get Dom Toretto on the horn. With their old-school looks, they're ready to take to the skies and fly. Bruce has something else on his mind, however - he wants to invite chase to go rock climbing with him. This guy sure comes up with some weird date ideas, but okay. BANG! To crack this case we've once again called in our Berlin-Based Bat Bar...

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Bruce clarifies that he's NOT a dirty, dirty, dog and we then all head out on a date to the Hippodrome - that old cliche! It's time to get down with the clown once more. Isn't Gotham sick of these guys yet? Regardless - we are promised some incredibly feats by a certain wonder family... Chill, man! Here to show up these circus performers with his fine accordion skills and his Freak Show Lady is no...

Do YOU have a thing for bats? Well, you're in the right place, Mr Rorschach! Meanwhile, Bruce mocks Chase's love of dolls. Not cool, dude... let people like things. Let That Be Your Last Battlefield. Our hero then compounds the problem by apparently turning into a total horndog! Narrowly avoiding death-by-boulder to return to action is Professor Christy Porter! And, wait... what's this? It appears...

“Tear one off and scratch my head. What once was red is black instead”. I bet this one is going to take WEEKS to solve! WEEKS I SAY! Chase gives her professional diagnosis - only a total WHACKO could be this into riddles. Right, Niall? Bruce lightens the mood by taking a Rorschach test... Coming in over the wire... it's Professor Christy Porter! Christy is here to dig to the bottom of these mental...

Bruce starts this professional relationship with a bang! AND A CRASH! I'm not so sure this was a smooth move... Chase doesn't seem interested in anything but a new damn door! These things ain't cheap! And that's her expert O-PIN-ION. Joining the investigative team for her first stint is none other than the Professor herself - it's Christy Porter, Indiana Jones Minute legend! Christy is here to sch...

"i draw this car when i was young...for me the body of this car is specially sexy...if a car could be ''sexy'' - Guy on the Internet Movie Car Database Wise words - Bruce is travelling in style. What isn't so stylish, however, is his next move... which involves smashing Chase's door right off the hinges! What did you think was happening, dude? VIOLENCE?!?!? Rounding out his stint on the investigat...

Nygma's den is something to behold... but he's got a great taste in magazines. Ms. Gotham? Save us a copy! Want to go one better? He's got Zoltar just chilling here. Totally normal. After creating his next cute little puzzle, Eddie bikes on over to Brucie-Wucie's house. Does somebody have a crush? Back to superkick the competition once more is musician and YouTuber Gaz Flint! Join Le Champion de B...

The Riddler vs John 'The Roman' Turturro.

BRUCE TO YA FACE! BOING! As a familiar visage flies towards us, Bruce tries to crack a not-so-tough riddle. He's going to be getting VERY familiar with this particular process! But who on Earth sent this thing? We also peep at Eddie's living situation and, folks... it's not so hot. NO TRESPASSING! Joining this investigation is musician, globe trotter, NJPW Young Lion and former Hong Konger, Gaz Fl...

To: Whom it may concern From: Fred Stickley RE: My suicide GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD! Something smells... fishy. There are many question marks here... Returning from the depths of the ocean to tackle this case once more are Rob Lumley and Duff of The Midnight Boys! Maybe poker isn't their game... but podcasting sure is! Let these boys be your huckleberries! The next episode follows on Monday. Same Bat P...

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