Barn Burner Podcast

We hope you had a great Thanksgiving! We discuss the heavy-hitting topics this week like how confusing extended family is, and if cow tipping actually ever happened. — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠ Have a question? Or a funny sto...

The boys are back this week, talking about how it seemed as little kids that our testimonies were never good enough because we didn’t have a drug problem or serve time in jail. And let’s draft our favorite Thanksgiving traditions (nothing beats the copious amounts of food). — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxm...

How long has it been since you've seen 20 bucks? We are a bunch of white boys who don't know how to handle a little spice. And starting a conversation about 9/11 while on a plane can't be a good idea. — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/bar...

The highly debated, age-old argument of cold vs warm weather. Avery is back to his old ways of getting scared mid-recording. “If you're trying to get to point B, don’t let a crack in the windshield get in the way.” Bars.   — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speakpi...

How are these guys out here surviving with no belt? Avery is about to lose his mind because his internet provider keeps failing him. And he was putting what on his slice of pizza at 7:30am? — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠ Have a...

The robots are taking over, and they are taking our jobs. This drink has to be the new best protein shake, we are talking levels better than Premier. Could BJ's Wholesale be a better version of Sam's Club? — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/ba...

Spiderman has officially made it to the circus, and he's performing now. Avery has entered homeowner mode and is finally stepping up his lawn game. And we all know that clubs are for the community. — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodc...

Flexing your $3,000 bike to flirt does not seem like the best way to do it, but what do we know? The second-hand embarrassment was too much to handle. And say hello to the IRS, because you're gonna get to know them real well. — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www....

There are so many sweet treat options, but there is simply one superior choice. Are you a mixed-food or separate-food person? And it is house divided this weekend, let's see who comes out on top. — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcas...

Is Chick-fil-A on its way out? What happened to the unwavering customer service? This has to be the single greatest high school sports fan ever. And unfortunately, just because you're in the drive-thru doesn't mean they'll take your order when the entire store is closed. — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠...

Cable TV and its nostalgia just doesn't hit like it used to when we were kids. What's going on with the mormons and their Swig drinks -- maybe they're onto something? And we should've cherished our high school schedules while we were there. — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a v...

This guy wants to act all big and bad crossing the street while I have a green light — until I hit him with my car. Nothing like having a good old-fashioned maple long john for breakfast… or two or three, or however many I feel like. Sue me.  — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message!...

Avery takes down a home invader live on video. ChatGPT roasts us about our athletic abilities while challenging Michael Phelps to a competition. And what is the best off-brand product that you can’t give up?  — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnbur...

(and women, of course). Fall is easily the best season of the year, and it’s not even close, unfortunately. And this has to be the best universal childhood experience known to man.  — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠ Have a question...

What is this spirit-free whiskey coffee that he's talking about? You never know what you might see driving down the road in Florida on any given day. And pastor Paul is coming in hot with his first pick of the fantasy football draft. — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠http...

If you are a cop, please don’t listen to this episode. Everyone had this kid who sat with them during elementary school lunch. Are the toppings you put on burgers really even that needed? And if you do, we are not responsible for anything said on record. — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voi...

This has to be the worst airport/airline experience to date. Is this the greatest idea for a belt, but it’s not an actual belt? And what’s the deal with people not getting the hint? — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠ Have a question...

100 episodes in! Seems like just yesterday we sat down with zero preparation to record our first episode. We aren't getting off this roller coaster any time soon! Buckle up boss. — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠ Have a question? O...

Happy birthday to the funniest guy on the pod! The geese have left the golf course after the horrific events that occurred last week. And what foods are most overrated and overhyped? — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠ Have a questio...

At what age did you finally realize you weren't making it to the NBA? Avery has taken a brief hiatus with us to find his inner energy. This is the type of guy that anyone hates to be seated next to on a plane.  — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/b...

You're going to need a new pair of Crocs after what just happened. Don't you dare get me started on why chapstick stinks. And allow me to introduce you to the greatest driver in the entire world, Ernesto. — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerp...

Happy 4th of July everybody, we hope you had a great weekend and that you still have all of your fingers. Should it be illegal to fail to consume a hot dog on the 4th of July? And how old do you truly have to get to before you’re able to use the phrase, “Wow, I am getting old.” — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4...

What’s the harm of a little Ritalin before middle school math? Can we please outlaw football practice in full pads at 3:00 in the afternoon when it’s 98 degrees? Are drive-up windows at banks officially a thing of the past?  — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speak...

There’s nothing like teaching young kids how to pull off an elite prank at camp. The NBA is 100% rigged. And I’ll take top 10 worst car rides for $500, please.  — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠ Have a question? Or a funny story to...

I can’t believe we used to do these competitions back in middle and high school. What’s the deal with promise rings and why did they disappear? And welcome to the best blind ranking segment yet.  — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠ H...