Barn Burner Podcast

The Amish work ethic and quality of work really is no joke -- and neither are maple long john donuts. No one likes dad jokes from the flight attendant. And apparently, this guy didn't like our conversation either. — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speakpipe.co...

We’ve all been there when driving and falling asleep at the same time. The best hotdog salesman this side of the Mississippi. And how does one spend this much money during a target trip? — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠ Have a que...

What’s the harm of a little Ritalin before middle school math? Can we please outlaw football practice in full pads at 3:00 in the afternoon when it’s 98 degrees? Are drive-up windows at banks officially a thing of the past?  — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speak...

What’s the harm of a little Ritalin before middle school math? Can we please outlaw football practice in full pads at 3:00 in the afternoon when it’s 98 degrees? Are drive-up windows at banks officially a thing of the past?  — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speak...

Is this the greatest new hack to get your water intake for the day without needing to actually drink water? Golf is simply the greatest game to ever be created. And what is the future for college sports? — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpo...

Do you like listening to newly released albums or do you dread it? The US military is way too overpowered and no one else stands a chance. And what are some things that you just simply are not good at? — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodc...

Does he really think allergies are contagious? This guy got what tattoo on his forehead? And dealing with the weirdest guy on our flight.  — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠ Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on ho...

This is the most unique massage experience to-date. There is no more annoying adult behavior than a Disney adult. And she was doing what in class? — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠ Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advi...

What's the worst thing that could go wrong on your wedding day? It's a bad day when your car catches on fire. And this fishing day was quite the adventure, and I'm not talking about the catching fish part. — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speakpipe.co...

Is that spaghetti in your pants or are you just excited to see me? What is your go-to phrase when someone knocks on the door when you’re using the bathroom? And what is the most annoying everyday inconvenience? — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnb...

Avery has some exciting news to share with us after his recent trip. Jonah eats shark bites for the first time. And what's the deal with these state English tests? —Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videosFollow us on Instagram — ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠ Leave us a voice message!⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠Have a question? Or a funny story to...

What is childhood if it isn't wet socks on the way to T-Ball or banana bread after a long day of school? Has anyone seen this neighbor's cat? And what are the best smells around? — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠ Have a que...

Would you happen to know your history, because we sure don't? This poor goose wishes it was no longer living after this drive. These old people have no doubt gotten worse at driving, which we didn't even fathom being possible. — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https:/...

What were you doing circa 2006? Whatever happened to trampolines and neighbor kids? And put all of your money into this stock, trust us. — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast⁠ Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how...

What are some of the worst circumstances you could find yourself in? I found myself in a dollar tree this week, so it can't get much worse than that. Our keyboards our full of keys, which key would you be? — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice message! ⁠https://www.speakpipe.com/barnbu...

How long are you staying wrapped in your towel before you change into clothes after a shower? This poor kid may have just been disowned by his own father for this stunt. And for goodness sake the old guys at the gym please cover up in the locker room. — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  ⁠http://bit.ly/4grxmlN⁠   Leave us a voice...

I have the best strategy of all time to not go hungry as a homeless person. We recount countless memories of can openers at the pool in the summer. And why is this chipotle worker always disgruntled (aren’t they all, more chicken PLEASE)?  — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  http://bit.ly/4grxmlN   Leave us a voice message! https...

Earthquake vs hurricane, who wins? No way this guy is actually talking to four girls at once?! And are they ever going to come over for dinner? — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  http://bit.ly/4grxmlN   Leave us a voice message! https://www.speakpipe.com/barnburnerpodcast Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on h...

We take a look at some of the most ridiculous town names in America. Do we really think that megalodons actually went extinct? And who are the Savannah Bananas? — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  http://bit.ly/4grxmlN   Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the podcast? Send us an email! @thebarn...

This homeless man was doing something I thought I'd never see, and to say I was shook is an understatement. When are we going to get rid of plastic packaging? And who remembers the book fair? — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  http://bit.ly/4grxmlN   Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice on how to improve the...

Can't say that I had 'witnessing a drug deal in Walmart' on my bingo card, but it's now checked off. Jordyn is back for an episode, and he enlightens us with what it's like to work with psychiatric patients. And when is the worst time to receive a phone call? — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  http://bit.ly/4...

The timing of the chain of events on Avery's Friday night is just abysmal. Have you ever played the rain drop game on your windshield with your windshield wipers? And speaking of cars, what do you hate to see when walking to get into yours? — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  Jonah - https://rb.gy/7gf5q Avery - https://rb.gy/...

What happened to the great Gieco, Dorito, Dr. Pepper Super Bowl commercials -- that we weren't allowed to watch at the youth group watch party? Avery tells us why he never made it to the NBA. And are Sour Patch the greatest candy out there? — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  Jonah - https://rb.gy/7gf5q Avery - https://rb.gy/...

Avery will be telling his grandchildren one day about the blizzard of '25. Can't imagine the poor bathroom after taking on this food challenge. And another couple rounds of wavelength! — Subscribe on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/@TheBarnBurnerPodcast/videos Follow us on Instagram —  Jonah - https://rb.gy/7gf5q Avery - https://rb.gy/htqay Have a question? Or a funny story to tell? Or advice o...

What're your thoughts on global warming? ChatGPT slides in for the assist and gives us a lesson on what a real podcast intro should sound like. This guy thought he was going to ruin my day by road raging, yet I still managed to get away while smiling.