Bad Book Bash

This episode has another gross sex scene between Azalea and Liam, more messed-up wolf biology, and Liam forcing Azalea to be around his parents/her parents' murderers/her child abusers. What a dreamboat Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

We are back with Liam and Azalea, after many years of marital bliss/Stockholm Syndrome kicking in. They have 2 boys, both given "L" names to keep with the trend, and an adopted daughter named Missy. Both Liam and Azalea are suspicious of Missy's boyfriend Vlad because he smells kinda weird and he is totally definitely not a vampire...Also, Felix and Mike invent a new, problematic word called "wobo...

This episode is a recap of the first book in Quirky Quinn's series, "His Redemption". "His Retribution" is the 2nd book in the series. In the last book, Azalea grew up as a child slave in Liam's family's pack house. Him and his whole family physically and emotionally abused her while also forcing her to clean their house. However once they both turned 17, they realized they were each other's moon-...

Apologies for the late upload, I've been vomiting my brains out the past few days from the flu. Finally Connor and Grace's stories collide! Connor and his pirate buddies make a reservation at a nearby land pub; how considerate of them to book ahead. Meanwhile, Grace is trying to fight off a thirsty (pun intended) vampirate, and the vampirate captain comes to her rescue as a swarm of bees? Become a...

We meet a vampire that is literally made out of wood...does a stake through the heart still work? Grace has become a target for some of the vampires onboard, while Connor is getting into the SWAGGER of life aboard his hippy commune pirate ship. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

These pirates get more and more sensitive by the chapter, they might as well engage in some underwater basket-weaving. Vittorio is upset that these pirates don't go raiding and stealing from anybody, and ponders what it would be like if Blackbeard came across these saltwater babies. We also learn about the pirate foundation, because if there's anything pirates love, its RULES Become a supporter of...

This book should be the inspiration for a TV show called "The Real Pirates of the Caribbean". Connor and Captain Wrathe bond, and he has his own Mary Sue moment as he fights off two grown-ass professionally trained swordsmen with no experience himself. Meanwhile, Grace proves to us how she is totally different than other girls Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/ba...

In this part of the book, Grace is still stuck with Lorcan, who is written as an Irish stereotype. He's basically river dancing on the sea. We learn about the pirate Ivy League university, which ironically is not in Colombia Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

Connor is learning his way around his regular pirate ship, while Grace is obviously stuck on the vampire one but hasn't figured it out yet. Vittorio and Betsy cringe as Grace is forced to deal with an extremely stereotypical Irish pirate, meanwhile Connor's pirate captain literally has seashells braided in his hair and enjoys a good crying sesh. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spre...

Vampirates is a series written by Justin Somper about, you guessed it...vampires that are pirates. Connor and Grace Tempest are our pick-me main characters, who run away from a town where everyone wants to love them only to be picked up by pirates at sea. Although these aren't ordinary pirates...they will live laugh love with you all day until you want to vomit. My comedian guest star is Vittorio...

We have FINALLY reached the penultimate episode in our review of "A Court of Mist and Fury"! There is a huge confrontation at King Hybern's castle, with a surprise appearance from a few characters Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

Feyre and Rhysand officially become **an item**,  and they celebrate by fucking on some paint. Jess, Sinead, and Betsy talk about the logistics of paint fucking, and also talk a bit about Harry's new book (possible Bad Book Bash idea??). Also, Nesta once again ruins everything because she's a fucking cunt Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/s...

Rhysand and Feyre are attacked by Hybern's soldiers as they're flying home; Rhysand gets badly injured but Feyre is able to cure him...but not before a huge secret is exposed. Jess, Sinead, and Betsy talk about butt stuff Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

Feyre and Rhysand have a romantic night at a run-down inn, where they finally release their sexual tension onto each other. It's as cringe as you'd imagine. The girls talk about what Jesus' sex life was probably like. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

We are still stuck on the scene where Feyre is giving Rhys a lap dance in front of his whole family and the court, just because the quotes are insurmountable. The girls talk about some of their toxic dating experiences, and get into a serious discussion about how these fantasy romance books portray relationships for young women Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/b...

Feyre, Rhysand, and entourage visit Rhysand's hometown, aka the Court of Nightmares. While they're on their secret mission, Feysand put on a pornographic show in front of the whole court as a "distraction". Be prepared for extremely cringe quotes and more descriptions of women's breasts doing things that breasts are not capable of. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podca...

Rhysand and Feyre keep flirting with each other as they talk about how wing size correlates to...other body parts. Jess shares a tale about a guy she knew who grew a mushroom on said body part from a trip to Amsterdam Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

The book starts feeling more like a fever dream as Rhysand, Feyre, and entourage head to the Court of Nightmares. Feyre and Rhysand continue their weird flirty bantering, will-they-won't-they thing as they communicate through her hand portal Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

Rhys, Feyre, and entourage manage to steal a magic book which has the ability to smell and is also quite sassy Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

Lots of sexiness **attempted** in this episode. First, Feyre and Rhys go clubbing (party like its 1099!) and then they go home to sext each other through Feyre's weird stalker hand portal. Afterwards, they break into the Summer Court to steal a magic book. Meanwhile, Jess and Sinead reminisce about their times as rebellious, nauseous Irish teenagers, puking in potted plants at da club Become a sup...

Feyre and Rhys' entourage take a little trip to the human realm to convince her sisters to help them gather the humans' support. Despite being very rich because of Feyre, Nesta is still a mega bitch and stupidly tries to pick fights with ancient faerie warriors. Rhys tricks Feyre into sharing a bed with him, because you can't have a romantic fantasy novel without a lack of consent. Also, Jess and...

Ianthe's disturbing past is revealed in this episode, turns out she's just another in a long line of women who have sexually harassed Rhys. Feyre, being the immature teenager that she still is, still lacks sympathy for his troubled past. Sinead talks about her excessive use of baby oil, Jess demonstrates what it looks like for boobs to bob while you walk Become a supporter of this podcast: https:/...

We met up for a second time to continue our review of Sarah J. Maas' book "A Court of Mist and Fury", the sequel to "A Court of Thorns and Roses". Sinead and Jess go over the events from episodes 1-6, and can't seem to get over all the dry fingering. Jess keeps imagining Rhys as Channing Tatum, so that is the imagery we're going to go with. Also, Feyre's eye tattoo can apparently HEAR thoughts?? B...

Feyre continues to vomit out her trauma, while Rhysand is low-key hinting that he loves her, while also risking her life in dangerous situations. Girl just can't find herself a normal dude Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

Feyre leaves Tamlin and the Spring Court to seek refuge with Rhysand, the man who tattooed his eye on her hand to watch her at times. Not only can he see through the hand, but he can also hear things and feel her emotions? Didn't know that's what eyes can do but okay. Also, Jess talks about how she would regress while living at home with her parents, and Sinead talks about post-orgasm fist bumping...