Bad Book Bash

Trouble in paradise with Tamlin and Feyre, as she continues to wither away while he traps her in the castle and growls at her when he finger-bangs her. We also find out that Tamlin is if Bounty Hunters and the IRS came together and made a TV show with Tinker Bell as the main character; he charges a huge amount of taxes on his citizens, and will personally hunt them down for sport if they don't pay...

Rhysand keeps spying on Feyre through the eye tattoo on her hand, which is probably awkward when she's going to the bathroom or doing...intimate things. Sinead talks about lesbian vampires and how cool their lives must be. Jess can't stand Feyre and thinks she's a pain in the hole Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

This book starts off 3 months after the last book. Feyre and Tamlin are living together in the castle, suffering from PTSD from the last book, but neither one of them talk about it. She keeps vomiting and he keeps turning into a dog. He also likes to growl when he fingers her, which leads the comedians to discuss which animated animal character is the hottest. Become a supporter of this podcast: h...

This episode is a quick recap of the first book in this series by Sarah J. Maas; "A Court of Thorns and Roses" Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

Seth seeks help from another faerie monarch (there's so goddamn many that just keep popping up) to give him immortality, so that Keenan won't be able to fuck his girlfriend over his literal dead body. Jack, Alex, and Betsy talk about who the sexiest supernatural characters in movies and TV are. Jack compares Keenan to Weinstein Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/b...

Keenan tells Seth straight-up that he would kill him if he could get away with it, and Aislinn (Seth's girlfriend) still trusts Keenan even after he says this and has roofied her in previous books. Aislinn tries to fix Keenan and his girlfriend's fight, and in return his girlfriend literally stabs her. Seth gets tired of all this nonsense and leaves town, only taking one thing with him: his pet sn...

Apparently global warming is caused by summer faeries getting stronger?? Aislinn struggles with the horniness she feels for Keenan, who is literally the reason why she is an orphan Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

The super-forced love triangle between Aislinn, Seth, and Keenan continues, as Keenan tells his girlfriend Donia that he plans on leaving her once Seth dies and Donia is seeming cool with it. Aislinn wants Seth to turn into a faerie so that he will never die, Keenan is horny so he says no to that request. Also, the faerie of Chaos gets body-slammed at da club while humans idly dance around them Be...

The third book of the "Wicked Lovely" series, following "Fragile Eternity". We have returning guest stars Jack McKenna and Alex Byrne after finishing our show "Wheel of Misfortune" at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival! In this book, Aislinn and Seth's relationship takes a tumultuous turn due to her coworker King/pedophile faerie boy Keenan constantly trying to steal Aislinn away. Seth takes drastic ac...

Becky and I discuss the nutritional value of mermaid meat. Zenobia's dad asks her to get naked in front of him so he can check her out. Zen's granddad is revealed to be a hella racist mermaid Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

Zen spills the beans very casually to her foster mom about her secret mermaid identity, like she does it without a thought even though she's treated it as a deadly secret her whole life. Stupid normal teenage bullshit happens, but under the guise as mermaid bullshit. Also, Becky and Betsy discuss what mermaids would taste like Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/ba...

Zen tries to relabel her ignorance as feminism. She also uses magic very superfluously for things that don't need magic at all, while simultaneously trying to keep her magic-mermaid identity a secret. Also, Callum tries to whore out his sister in order to win back his best friend, whom he punched in the face Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--588979...

This episode starts off with Calum, the dreamy magically-roofied surfer boy, arguing with his best friend Toby about whose towel is bigger. Definitely no metaphors there. Toby and Calum then get into a fist fight, which turns Zenobia on. Also, Zenobia constantly complains about not being loved by anybody, while everybody around her showers her with love and attention Become a supporter of this pod...

Zenobia is a mermaid orphan who moves to San Diego from Canada to get in touch with her mermaid roots. While she's hanging out at her new high school, she accidentally enchants a random surfer boy, Callum, so now he is madly in love with her due to roofie magic. This book is about their WET, non-consensual romance, but Zenobia is a feminist so that makes it okay??? Nah it's never okay so we're goi...

Autumn brings Violet over from the 2nd dimension and the two heroines meet for the first time. The vampires and sage, despite their similarities regarding their mistreatment of women, keep butting heads. One of Kaspar's friends tries assaulting Autumn, because we literally can't go 1 chapter in one of Abigail's books without someone getting assaulted. Also the more power Autumn gets, the more sexi...

Autumn and Fallon finally make moves towards each other! And their relationship starts off on a problematic note, of course. First with Fallon forcing Autumn on her knees, then later with her physically attacking him Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

It's revealed that Prince Fallon is a Twilight fan; no surprise there, that's probably where he got all his predatory moves from. Trevor tries evaluating the appeal of this book for people in the kink community, while Betsy has a melt-down about the problematic nature of this book genre. Also, Prince Fallon wears Axe body spray Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/b...

The prince gets more creepy towards Autumn the more she asserts her boundaries; totally a great foundation for a healthy relationship. This book also copies off of the last one by having the main character be an annoying vegan; I have nothing against vegans, but the author just might since she insists on making them all so annoying in her books. Also like the last book, the male characters keep ti...

We are introduced to the concept of reverse werewolves/were-humans, and then it is never spoken about again. Autumn brings her sword to school, because I guess in the UK they have school stabbers instead of school shooters. My brother Trevor learns some Irish slang Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

We pick up where we left off with the last "Dark Heroine" book, written by Abigail Gibbs. This time, our protagonist is a 15 year old British witch named Autumn Rose; much like how the protagonist in the last book, Violet Lee, was named after her eye color, Autumn is the personified version of the colors of fall. Also like Violet Lee, Autumn thinks she is not like other girls, loves to slut shame,...

We reach the end of the book; to be honest its almost completely identical to the last one so don't be expecting anything exciting. After the book finishes, Ren, Saoirse, and Betsy have a discussion about rape fantasies in storytelling; when is it appropriate, and how can it be done correctly? Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

Bella recovers from her amnesia and decides to try this whole princess-thing once the Stockholm syndrome properly sets in. Her relationship with Logan hits some rough patches when she decides to start exerting control over her own life, also she has the creepy realization that she is basically a 3 year old compared to him due to their massive age difference. The fact that he compares her to a lite...

Bella loses her memory so that the plot can repeat itself all over again; as though this book isn't already a repeat of the last book. Also Bella gets kidnapped and sent to a tropical...Canadian island? You know the one, sure look Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

The werewolf princes are unable to prevent themselves from getting horny in important legal meetings, and Bella has to explain what rape is to a room full of monsters, one of whom she is going to end up with at the end of the book. Bella also shows us why she is the worst werewolf hunter in the world, as she walks around with 0 protective coverings and actively runs through the forest with her eye...

This season we dive into the omega-verse copycat of "Prince Reagan"; "The Lycan Prince's Huntress" written by the podcast's NUMBER ONE FAN Sky Angel!! TLPH is the prequel to "Prince Reagan" and features many of the same plot points; a werewolf prince who aggressively kidnaps a girl that doesn't want to be with him at first, a jealous and bitchy aristocratic lady that really tries to shove the love...