Bad Book Bash

We've reached the end of our review for Midnight Sun! The Cullens enact their plan for saving Bella and killing James. Edward finally has a chance to meet Bella's mom, Renee, and is nothing but a judgemental prick for no reason. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

We finally reach the main conflict of the story after only 15 episodes yayyyyy! It's that famous baseball scene we all know and love. Also, Jess feels bad for Charlie and wants to sit on his face Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

We learn more about Carlisle and Edward's past; the only thing we like about Edward is the one thing he hates the most about himself. Go figure. Jasper starts acting like a cuck around Bella and Edward Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

We are going to release a walk-through review of a story from the "Chapters" app! The video can be found under the Patreon page. Also, I have a Patreon page, please give me money: https://www.patreon.com/BadBookBash Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

Edward and Bella confess their love to each other, despite only dating for 2 weeks. Bella expresses interest in sexy time, but Edward tells her that he is afraid of literally crushing her skull. Jess tells the story of how she fainted during her first kiss Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

Betsy and her guests talk about which of the Cullens they'd do sexy things with Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

Edward finally reveals his sexy, sparkly skin to Bella, who immediately thinks that he's on fire because the sparkles are so strong?? She runs to him and tries to put him out. Edward then admits to watching her sleep at night, and she responds in her typical atypical way. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

Edward and Bella talk more about their dating history, which is basically non-existent for either of them. Jess highly doubts that Edward is a 90-year-old virgin and goes on a rant about what a liar Edward is. Also, it's revealed that Edward would have totally murdered Bella if he didn't fall in love with her. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889...

Bella and Edward both get themselves cancelled in this episode. Bella goes on and calls herself "disabled" while Edward continues with the 3 P's of red flags: being a pervert, pussy, and pedo. Bella gets in an argument with Jessica because she doesn't "know" Edward like she does, while forgetting that Bella herself doesn't know him either. Also, Betsy and her guests talk about the sexy new trend o...

Edward gets himself mad by imagining a hypothetical scenario where Mike Newton is a vampire, and then gets angry at fake vampire Mike Newton, while also reassuring himself that he's not that bad because he isn't as bad as imaginary vampire Mike. Then he follows/stalks Bella and her friends while they're shopping, and happens to save Bella from some bad dudes. Bella learns about Edward's stalking a...

Edward continues to stalk and breathe in Bella's stank; meanwhile my guests discuss how someone can be "genetically sexy", wtf a genome is, and if Stephanie Meyer and JK Rowling have ever hung out? Also, Edward throws a panic attack because Bella falls asleep and shade falls onto her. That's not an exaggeration, that's literally the plot of an entire chapter is how the movement of the sun makes Ed...

Honestly not much continues with the plot, as 95% of this book is Edward moping, plotting, and stalking. He gets upset that Mike Newton likes Bella, to the point where he fantasizes about murdering him. Also, Jess, Sinead, and Betsy get into vampire philosophy, like does the "half your age plus 7" rule apply for vampires? Is period blood less appealing to vampires than regular blood? And why doesn...

Edward decides to breathe in Bella's scent for a full 8 hours every night so he can get used to her stank. Then, he offers to drive her for 3 hours to a nearby city, while repeatedly telling her he's dangerous. She, for some weird reason, accepts, much to his dismay and delight. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

I'm not gonna lie, listeners, not much really happens as far as plot in this episode. Edward continues to sulk, stalk, and simmer while Bella just goes about her day being an average teenage girl. Although one particular note in this section, Edward realizes that he loves her, although everyone on the pod agrees its just an extreme form of limerence. Also, Jess and Sinead rave about Charlie's porn...

Apologies for the late upload, I was busy with my day job which is how I eat and pay rent Edward continues to be flabbergasted at the most basic mundane things that Bella does, such as: driving safe, being a shy person, and displaying empathy. For someone who's lived to be as old as him, you'd think nothing surprised him anymore. His other family members, however, literally want to murder her. Tha...

We talk about Jessica...no not our lovely comedian guest star Jessica Collins (we wait for her to leave before talking about her), but Jessica Stanley, Bella's frenemy in "Twilight"/"Midnight Sun". Edward is annoyed that she finds him hot, even though literally every other girl feels the same way. Edward continues to broil in his hanger as Bella's stank torments him further; he even pulverizes a c...

This season's book is "Midnight Sun", a "Twilight" spin-off written by the main lady herself; Stephanie Meyer!! "Midnight Sun" is "Twilight" from Edward's perspective, and somehow SM managed to make this version even more creepy and cringe than her original book! Our guests for this season are the lovely and hilarious Irish comedians, Sinead Walsh and Jessica Collins. Find them on instagram at @si...

Once again, we have vampires trying to SA a young teenage girl, but luckily this girl literally has claws and forgets until the last second that she's a werewolf and kicks the pervert's ass. The werewolf rescue crew are able to find the vampire layer pretty quickly, as in it was probably just in the field over from their little town. Azalea gives birth in the middle of a war scene Become a support...

We're shown Bancroft Warwick's layer, which includes all the typical villain stuff like dungeons crawling with vampires and a long-ass table where he forces his enemies to dine with him even though Banny himself doesn't eat regular food. Vlad gets his ass kicked by a grown ass adult and everyone is pretty okay with it Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-ba...

Azalea gets kidnapped....again...and we learn that the nefarious force behind this whole book is a vampire named BANCROFT WARWICK!! Mike is delighted and also enraged that we finally reached some werewolf action in this book Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

All the adults are creepily trying to pry Azalea away from Vlad and into Maddox's arms, even though Maddox doesn't respect her boundaries whatsoever but that's just the norm for this werewolf society Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

The Alpha and Beta's children are kidnapped!! The adults rush to take action...but not before stopping for Thai food first. Felix and Mike talk about pregnancy kinks and the war in Ukraine Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/bad-book-bash--5889791/support .

Liam doesn't want to go to his wife's baby shower because toxic masculinity is gospel in this book. Felix, not our guest but a character in this book, has a shockingly huge penis, even though all the male werewolves do so I suppose it's not really that shocking. We have another horribly cringy sex scene, and Mike and Felix (not the weird wolf one) talk about piss play Become a supporter of this po...

Azalea's family continue to spend time with her in-laws/her abusers/the people who murdered her parents; Liam still doesn't understand why they aren't besties already. Also, we meet a new vampire character, although it's not the kind of vampire we were expecting. Felix and Mike discuss how pregnant sex is the safest form of safe sex Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podc...

A bunch of werewolf refugees show up at the Blood Eclipse pack, and for some reason our author decided that refugees should smell like literal trash. Azalea and Liam keep getting horny at the most inappropriate of times; once you think it's gotten as bad as it could get, they just surprise you some more. Felix and Mike discuss unicorn dicks Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker....