Bad Advice Only

Is the "Wait Rule" actually protecting you, or is it just wasting your time? This week on Bad Advice Only, Nora, Tara, and Allison (the rat girls) dive deep into the age-old debate: Should you sleep with someone on the first date? The Rat Girls are breaking down why sexual compatibility is a first-date priority and share their ultimate "Bare Minimum Checklist" (including why a man over 30 without...

This week on Bad Advice Only, Allison, Nora, and Tara are diving into the psychological warfare of running into an ex. We’ve all been there: the frantic "Am I a smoke show?" mirror check vs. the reAllisonty of being caught in the wild with "dog face" and three-day-old dry shampoo. Allison reveals her diabolical "standoff" move (moving into the building directly across the street from an ex), Nora...

Welcome back, Rats! In today’s riveting episode, the Rat Pack (Allison, Nora, and Tara) is back on video to discuss why being a "hot girl" in NYC is actually just a high-speed chase on a treadmill made of money. Tara introduces us to the "Hot Girl Hamster Wheel"—a concept coined by podcaster & genius Katie Gatti Tassin—and the terrifying realization that our beauty maintenance might be costing...

The Bad Advice Only girlies are back to ruin romance. From New York City dating red flags to the literal "shitty" side of love, Allison, Nora, and Tara are exposing the cringiest "I love you" stories in the history of the Rat Pack. This week, we’re diving into the "L-word," but obviously, we’re making it disgusting. Between 32-year-old men who can’t say "love" without using the word "heart" and th...

Welcome back to another unhinged episode of Bad Advice Only. Today, your favorite New York City rats—Tara, Nora, and Allison—are exposing the absolute "do-nots" of the early stages of dating. From "fetal" mistakes to full-blown dating nightmares, we’re proving that sometimes the biggest red flags lead to the longest relationships (for better or worse). In this episode, Allison finally tells the in...

You've heard about post nut clarity but what about the post nut audacity? We're talking about the mean shit men say before, during, and after sex.  If he’s acting like a dick before the Uber has even arrived, this episode is for you. Stop dating men who hate you. ___________________________________________________ Submit your questions and topics you’d like to hear on the podcast to: BadAdviceOnly...

Welcome back, Rats! It’s 2026 and the Bad Advice Only girls are kicking off the year exactly how you’d expect: dehydrated, hormonal, and taking medical advice from Colombian pharmacies. In this episode, Tara, Nora, and Allison sit down to read their New Year’s resolutions. From Nora’s mysterious "Plan B Glow" to Allison’s laundry list of unaccomplished 2025 goals, we’re laying it all out—including...

This week your favorite Rat Girls are talking about one of our most disgusting topics yet... kids. If you've got that rich auntie energy, this ones for you. ___________________________________________________ Submit your questions and topics you’d like to hear on the podcast to: BadAdviceOnlyNYC@gmail.com  Subscribe to our Patreon for BONUS episodes: https://www.patreon.com/c/BadAdviceOnlyNYC Find...

"Climbing the Corporate Ladder" just took on a whole new meaning. This week on Bad Advice Only, things go from "professional" to "feral" real quick. Tara drops the bombshell story of sleeping with the man who signs her paychecks Is it a promotion or Is it a lawsuit?  ___________________________________________________ Submit your questions and topics you’d like to hear on the podcast to: BadAdvice...

In a world of perfectly curated couples and engagement announcement flexes, is it actually cringe to post your boyfriend? Tara and Nora dive deep into the anxiety-inducing, utterly embarrassing reality of soft-launching, hard-launching, and the terrifying decision to make your man Instagram official. Is keeping him a secret the ultimate flex, or are you just ashamed of his face card?  ____________...

Are you tired of feeling shame about your sexual history or your body count? The Bad Advice Rat Girlies Nora, Tara, and Allison are here to tell you that being a "slut" is a feature not a bug.  If you’re searching for unconventional dating advice, body count talk, or a confidence boost, tune in now. This is the only dating strategy guide you'll ever need.   ________________________________________...

You asked for it, we delivered: the definitive 'Bad Advice Only' guide to going No-Contact. Tara and Nora are diving into the extreme measures required to truly erase an ex. We go way beyond hitting 'block' on Instagram. Learn the surprising places you need to sever ties—from shared banking passwords to those sneaky Venmo friends. But because this is Bad Advice Only, we're also sharing some of our...

This week your favorite Rat Girls Nora, Tara, and Allison are back, and they're airing the dirty laundry you didn't know you needed to hear. This week, the girls dive deep into the completely unhinged, high-stakes screaming matches they've gotten into with their boyfriends.   ___________________________________________________ Submit your questions and topics you’d like to hear on the podcast to:...

This week, your favorite Rat Girls Nora, Tara, and Allison are taking a  trip down memory lane to our misguided 20s and delivering the five  truths our younger selves needed to hear.       ___________________________________________________ Submit your questions and topics you’d like to hear on the podcast to: BadAdviceOnlyNYC@gmail.com  Subscribe to our Patreon for BONUS episodes: https://www.pat...

Have you ever wondered if should you sleep with a friend? Don't worry, we tried it and we're here to tell the tales.  This week, Nora, Tara, and Allison dive into the  messy truth of sleeping with someone who knows you too well. We'll share confessions about crossing the line from platonic to passionate and debate if FWB is a sustainable, mature arrangement or just an excuse for terrible decision-...

This week, Nora, Tara, and Allison tackle the 5 most f*cked up questions you could possibly ask your partner before you say "I do." Inspired by the dark depths of true crime (specifically, serial killer Ed Gein), Nora puts the girls through a horrifying debate that covers everything from necrofila to cannibalism. If your partner can align on these questions, you know it's real. ___________________...

Welp, Nora's MIA while Tara and Allison welcome special guest, singer/songwriter  Jordan Power!  Naturally, instead of asking him about his NEW DOCUMENTARY and ALBUM, they will be accosting him about when and why he sends dick pics. Follow Jordan's journey on IG and TikTok @ jordanjpower & @ jordanpowertalks ________________________________________________ Submit your questions and topics you’...

It's still COCK-TOBER and this week, we are sharing absurd facts about the human penis. Expect bad science, great stories, and total derailment.  Follow and download Bad Advice Only on Instagram, Spotify, Apple Music, and YouTube @BadAdviceonlyNYC. Download, rate the show, and leave us a review! Learn more dick facts from Dr. Turek @ www.theturekclinic.com/blog/things-that-you-didnt-know-about-you...

It's still COCK-TOBER on Bad Advice Only so we're going to talk cock all month long! This week, Nora, Tara, and Allison are slicing into one of the most controversial topics in sex and dating: circumcision. The practice of circumcision is shockingly common in the US, and the Rat Girls have some strong feelings about it. Stop the Chop is our mantra this week as Tara and Nora try to convince Allison...

Cock-tober is HERE, and that means your favorite Rat Girls will be talking COCK all month LONG (get it?) This week we are taking 3 categories of dicks and our experiences with difference sizes.   Do you have the perfect dick? Listen to find out. Follow and download Bad Advice Only on Instagram, Spotify, Apple Music, and YouTube @BadAdviceonlyNYC. Download, rate the show, and leave us a review! ___...

This week we're diving deep into the mind-blowing world of ex-OnlyFans creator Bonnie Blue. We're going beyond the headlines to analyze the infamous 1000-Man Challenge and her "Petting Zoo" stunt. Is Bonnie Blue a brilliant entrepreneur, the product of a broken system, or just utterly unhinged? We’re talking about sex work, autonomy, and the shocking business of becoming human clickbait. This epis...

In our most offensive episode yet, Allison and Nora get into the nitty-gritty of their religious upbringings—Jewish and Catholic, respectively—and ask all the questions they've been afraid to ask.  It's unholy, unhinged, and un-PC. The Rat Girls are going to hell. 😈 Follow and download Bad Advice Only on Instagram, Spotify, Apple Music, and YouTube @BadAdviceonlyNYC. Download, rate the show, and...

Tara is MIA. Is she sick? Did she move to Europe? We don't know but the show must go on so it's up to Allison and Nora to share their early experiences with masturbation. Today we'll be talking about:  - A public masturbation incident - AOL Chatroom sex  - our experiences discovering & using vibrators  - Catholic masturbation guilt    Follow and download Bad Advice Only on Instagram, Spotify,...

Your favorite rat girls are thrilled to announce Bad Advice Only is on Patreon! Join our Rat Pack for exclusive bonus episodes every month, like our latest dive into Male hygiene for Guys Who Want to Get Laid. For this week, Allison is infiltrating "Boys Night" and reveAllisonng why these aren't "men," but "literal children." What started as a "hunting" mission to "hit on chicks" quickly devolved...

What do Taylor Swift and Tara have in common? They both locked up a man this year. This week on Bad Advice Only, we're recapping Tara's latest street harassment. It was just a regular day in New York City until a random man decided to get hands-on with Tara. What followed was a mix of pure rage  and a chain of events that ended with a perp walk. This isn't just a story about surviving an attack; i...