Bad Advice Only

Welcome back, Rat Pack! This week, we're taking a bullet for you. Tired of endless swiping and dead-end dates, our very own Allison is considering professional matchmaking. So we decided to do the reconnaissance work and apply to a matchmaking service so you don't have to. Join us as we go question by question, filling out the hilariously detailed, surprisingly intrusive, and maybe even a little s...

Welcome back, Rat Pack! On this week's episode, we're getting up close and personal with the ugly side of our self-care habits. First up, "How New York is It?"  We're airing all the dirty laundry about city life. From our alcoholic landlord's questionable habits to the unwelcome return of our  mice and cockroaches, we're getting real about what it takes to survive in this city. Then, we're diving...

Welcome back, Rat Pack! The dating app cleanse is over and the hunt is... well, over. But now that you've "won" the man and defined the relationship, WTF are you supposed to do next? First up in our Rat Dropping, we're recapping the latest NYC flash flood that turned our subway system into a scene straight out of the Titanic. Then, we're diving into the big questions: What is the point of a relati...

Welcome back, Rat Pack! This week, we're sharing a full-body breakdown of everything that is physically wrong with us. Join us as we explore the humbling reality that while our thirties may be the prime of our lives, our bodies are not getting the memo. First up we have a Rat Dropping, where we will be diving into Tinder's newest feature. We'll give our unfiltered thoughts on whether this is a gam...

Are you as absolutely done with the dating app circus as we are? Ready to burn it all down? This week on the Bad Advice Only podcast, your favorite Rat Girls are taking matters into their own chaotic hands and initiating the ultimate dating app cleanse – because sometimes, you just gotta delete them all! Join us as Allison recounts her latest saga: getting ghosted by a man from instagram who, for...

Why break up with your boyfriend when you can break up with your BFF instead? This week on Bad Advice, Nora, Tara, and Allison are diving deep into the often-unspoken heartache of friend breakups. Get ready for raw confessions, tearful admissions, and laugh-out-loud moments as your favorite chaotic co-hosts navigate the messy world of ending friendships. Join Tara as she recounts the emotional tol...

This week, we're cracking open the vault (and a few taboos) with our first-ever guests! Join Tara and Allison as we welcome Jon Pichava Ferry, Managing Director, and Masha Potemkin, Director of Operations, from the one-and-only Bone Museum NYC. Ever wondered what it's really like to work with human remains every day? Get ready for a mind-blowing (and perhaps slightly raunchy) deep dive. We're talk...

Join Nora, Tara, and Allison for another unfiltered, raunchy, and totally unhinged episode of Bad Advice Only! This week, Allison shares a lighthearted update on her spine tumor diagnosis before we dive headfirst into her latest string of ghosting sagas. You'll hear about the mysterious "3-Timer" who vanished repeatedly, the tall ginger who talked serious but acted anything but, and the infamously...

Welcome back Rat Pack, this week we're pulling  back the curtain on the wild, wired, and wonderfully chaotic world of sex, dating, and hookups in New York City's vibrant gay scene! If you're looking for polite pointers, you're in the wrong DM. But if you're ready for unhinged conversations, chaotic confessions, and the raunchiest, most unBElievable tales from the front lines of urban queer romance...

This week, we're serving up an episode that's extra spicy.  First up, Allison drops a bombshell with her wild new hotdog restaurant idea where the menu isn't the only thing getting raunchy – prepare for some serious dirty talk from your server!  Then, things get really personal as we each spill the tea on our very first blow job experiences. Get ready for all the awkward, hilarious, and unforgetta...

It's Jizz June, Rat Pack! In this  episode of Bad Advice Only, Nora, Tara, and Allison tackle the ultimate bedroom secret: how to fake an orgasm (like you really mean it!). Your New York City rat hosts dive headfirst into the chaotic world of faking pleasure for ego, why some women swear off it (and others still do!), and the wild techniques involved. Ever heard of "shooting the dick out" with a K...

Welcome back to Jizz June on the Bad Advice Only podcast! Get ready, Rat Pack, because this episode is going to blow your mind with things you didn't know you could do with human cum. We're diving headfirst into the wild, weird, and utterly fascinating world of jizz recipes, products, and, yes, even cum jewelry! First, join us as Tara gives her expert ranking on how truly New York an encounter wit...

Ladies, get ready to ride into Jizz June! This week marks the start of our favorite month here at Bad Advice Only, and your favorite Rat Girls are kicking things off by getting into the saddle to talk all things riding during sex! If you want to own the frogger or reverse cowgirl positions, boost your confidence in bed, and unlock next-level female pleasure, this is the Jizz June episode you've be...

Did we break Girl Code? Oh, you bet we did! This week on Bad Advice Only , your favorite Rat Girls are getting painfully honest about the sacred Girl Code – and all the chaotic ways we've definitely violated it. Get ready for some wild friendship confessions and unfiltered stories you won't hear anywhere else! Join us as Nora spills the tea on her questionable habit of hiding toilet paper at bars...

Is he cheating? That gut feeling is probably right. This week, on the Bad Advice Only podcast, we're ditching the denial and grabbing our magnifying glasses! Your favorite hosts are becoming digital detectives, revealing the sneaky phone tricks and iPhone hacks you NEED to uncover your man's best 'kept' secrets – those dirty little lies and infidelity you suspect. We're sharing devious (but oh-so-...

So, you caught the scumbag? Congrats! You've unlocked a brand new level of petty. This week, the Rat Girls are your guides through the glorious dumpster fire of what to do when you catch him cheating. Forget crying into your Chardonnay – we're serving up a steaming platter of unhinged revenge ideas so deliciously bad, they just might be genius (don't quote us on that). Tune in for a bad advice bra...

Ever wondered how to go from flirt to squirt? This week, the Rat Girls dive deep into the mysteries of female ejaculation! Allison provides an educational exploration of squirting, while Nora shares her, uh, connections for some very "special" massages. And in a truly unforgettable turn of events, Tara recounts a sex story involving an unexpected facial encounter. Get ready for an episode that's e...

This week on Bad Advice Only, the Rat Girls are diving deep into the often-misunderstood world of period sex. Get ready for an uncensored, hilarious, and surprisingly informative discussion that busts myths and celebrates sexual pleasure at every point in your cycle. If you've ever wondered about sex on your period, this episode is for you! First up, Allison bravely shares her most outrageous peri...

This week on Bad Advice Only, the Rat Girls dive headfirst into one of the most hotly contested relationship questions: Is watching porn cheating? Get ready for an unfiltered, hilarious, and potentially shocking discussion that tackles fidelity, trust, and modern relationships in the digital age. In this must-listen episode, Tara kicks things off by fangirling over her ultimate celebrity crush, pr...

This week the Rats discuss bagging a boyfriend in their 30s. Allison begs men to up their hygiene game, Tara debates the point of exclusivity, while Nora dreams of what some would call an arranged marriage.  ------------------------------------------ Submit your questions and topics you’d like to hear on the podcast to: BadAdviceOnlyNYC@gmail.com  Sponsor Us: SponsorBadAdviceOnly@gmail.com Find us...

This week the Rats discuss how to win the break up by rebounding HARD. Nora toasts her loser bf with friends, Allison shares her exit strategies by emotionally cheating, and Tara pokes holes in Benny Blanco’s game. ------------------------------------------ Submit your questions and topics you’d like to hear on the podcast to: BadAdviceOnlyNYC@gmail.com  Sponsor Us: SponsorBadAdviceOnly@gmail.com...

You’ve heard of Fuck Boys, but what about the rare Cuck Boy? This week Nora debriefs on last night’s horrible date, Tara shares some of her wildest fantasies, and Allison learns all about the world of Cuckolding.  ------------------------------------------ Submit your questions and topics you’d like to hear on the podcast to: BadAdviceOnlyNYC@gmail.com  Sponsor Us: SponsorBadAdviceOnly@gmail.com F...

This week, Allison meets a man she dated 10 years ago, Nora sets fire to a dresser during cunnilingus, while Tara drops bombs as to why you hate your boyfriend.

This week we get an update from Allison on "The Dad" and Nora explains her "Hat Trick" method for dating ultra efficiently. 

This week, the Rats come together to strategize the best way to break up with Ali’s current situationship. All real emotions, all in real time.