Bachelor-ish

After seeing Rachel’s final hometown date with Aven, the men from this dual-Bachelorette season return to answer softball questions, make half-ass apologies, and try to get screen time by picking fights… so basically the norm for the Men-tell-all! We break down BIP and final season previews, and weigh in on who came off the episode smelling like roses (or marinara?).

There’s lots of tears and lots of love on this week’s Hometown episode, where Gabby and Rachel each reunite with three guys. Both our bachelorettes have to deal with hard hometown experiences, and one results in an early elimination. This emotional episode solidifies some front runners, and foreshadows a dramatic ending to the season.

After this week’s episode we can’t help but speculate on a conspiracy theory surrounding a contestant’s abrupt exit, and weigh in on who we think is being pitched for the next Bachelor. It’s the last stop before hometowns, and Gabby’s final 1-on-1 is cut short after an emotional goodbye. Gabby is able to have some revealing interactions with her remaining men on a sexually charged group date—befor...

Things get tough once again as Gabby and Rachel travel to Bruge, Brussels aboard their private cruise ship. After gleefully accepting Rachel’s roses for weeks, Logan decides to jump ship-unfortunately not literally- and declares his love to Gabby. Tune in to hear our thoughts on how the situation plays out. PLUS we are treated to lots of new footage in the mid-season preview. Stay ‘til the end to...

Gabby, Rachel, and their respective “Teams” head off to Europe where they continue their journey aboard a cruise ship. Two early favorites head on casual yet romantic Paris dates, then things go downhill when both groups of guys reunite for a group date. This episode has lots of unbelievable moments(!Meatball redemption arc-what?) and the rise (and fall) of one of the worst villains yet. We weigh...

Seems like the chance to date two women has gone to the heads of some of the men as they start acting like they’re “The Bachelor.” It’s time for the guys to pick sides this week, but before they do, Gabby and Rachel both have 1-on-1 dates with two of their top contenders. A fun group date that turns sour results in a rose that gets abandoned… and spoiler—it’s not the only in this episode that goes...

The TWO bachelorettes (incase you didn’t hear that enough) are surrounded by six-packs and speedos in a pageant that will determine who gets more time with Gabby and Rachel. With 29 men the time is more important than ever! We have lots to say about the direction this season is going, where our favorites stand, some shocking theories, and a full breakdown of the previews in this week’s episode.

Rachel and Gabby meet all 32 men of their season while trying to navigate the new territory of both being “the bachelorette.”. We see some chemistry and some duds but we are glad to be back for this new season giving our commentary, opinions, and following right along with you as Gabby and Rachel (hopefully) find love! Listen to find out how our favorites fared through the night (it’s Roby with a...

It’s finally here—and we’re back to give you a full rundown of the cast of men who will be vying for BOTH Gabby and Rachel’s hearts! Our dual bachelorettes have a very large pool of guys, and we are jumping right in to give you our first impressions, final impressions, and everything in between. We are joined by a special guest with a fresh perspective as we begin this new season of The Bacheloret...

It’s been one week since the *shocking* finale of Clayton’s season of the Bachelor, and we are sitting down to talk about everything that has gone on since then- the interviews, podcasts, tweets, and photo shoots. Plus we answer some questions like how long we think Clayton and Susie will stay together, and what Bachelor Nation alum might show up to court Gabby or Rachel. Listen up for our final s...

*WARNING SPOILERS* After deciding that despite pleading with Gabby and Rachel to stay, Clayton actually still only wants Susie, he meets up with her in Iceland. The drama unfolds when he tells the women his intentions. Gabby and Rachel both confidently deal with Clayton in their own ways. Clayton’s journey comes to a head in Iceland when Susie decides if she sees a future with him. We let you know...

After Clayton is left dejected by Susie’s departure, he and his remaining women show up for The Rose Ceremony from Hell (RCFH), where Clayton has decided to be 1000% transparent about what went down. Recapping this disaster is difficult but we do our best—the tears, the one liners, and we try to figure out what the hell Clayton was thinking. Gabby and Rachel both meet Clayton’s fam, where they sha...

It’s the most dramatic episode so far, as Clayton explores his connections with the three remaining women. Clayton drops numerous “I love yous,” as he Gabby, Rachel, and Susie explore Iceland, before the drama all comes to a head at the last Fantasy Suite date. We are left wondering what happen nexts. Who’s side are we on in the drama? How do we think the season ends? Tune in to this week’s Bachel...

Today we talk about the two-hour Women Tell All episode, and recap all the good stuff so you don’t have to sit through all the yelling! Clayton’s women are still reeling from all the drama, and we revisit Clare, Cassidy, Shanae, and Sarah. We weigh in on what we think of the sex shaming, name calling, and who just wanted to extend their fifteen minutes. Plus, Clayton takes the hot seat and (very)...

It’s hometown week and Clayton’s four remaining women are bringing him to meet their families! All four girls are “falling in love” with him, and he just can’t stop smiling. Come along as we dissect the hometown dates and share who we think is ahead of the pack. Also. did Clayton give away who he plans on picking? We also analyze the preview for the Fantasy Suites, which reveals more information o...

Clayton deals with one of the women’s “performative” actions on a Freudian therapy date, and seems to be scrambling to make his front runners happy after his past actions. Susie gets an amazing shopping date, with a musical performance we could all vibe with. We are blessed with two rose ceremonies (and end on a rose ceremony!) and are down to four women in contention for Clayton’s heart. New foot...

Clayton continues behaving questionably with the women, but pats himself on the back for making a “big decision.” After a rose ceremony in Canada, Clayton and the women travel to beautiful Croatia, where a Mara singles out Sarah for not being “wifey” material. We break down the full episode on this week’s Bachelor-ish: including commentary on ageism, purity culture, and what Clayton’s way of handl...

The remaining women are starting to question Clayton’s judgment after the roses are handed out. Clayton gets a much deserved roasting from the girls on the group date, and #quirky Gabby has the 1-on-1. This episode ends on a cliffhanger and we speculate what will happen next week. A preview shows lots of end of season drama and we try to figure out who we think is standing with Clayton at the end....

ShrimpGate continues as Clayton navigates the drama between his remaining women. Listen to hear what we think of Shanae and Clayton’s handling of the situation. Plus, a front runner with a real connection emerges, and we’ve yet to see what is exciting about our new bachelor. Once again we end without a rose ceremony and previews that spoil everything. Warning, we get heated with this episode, and...

As we say bye to one villain a new one takes the throne! After a week off we try to remember who the heck these people are, call out the double standard about a “FWB” and start to list off all the cliches that come out of Clayton’s mouth. Also… shrimp.

The Bachelor is off this week so there’s no new episode to discuss, but we’ve got plenty to talk about after Clayton’s latest interview. Listen to hear what we think of Clayton’s Chipotle obsession, his guilty pleasures, and make predictions on what will happen next week!

Villains are the focus of this episode as Clayton rewards drama! Susie gets a cliché 1-on-1 date and red flags are exposed on the group date (keep those nudes to yourself, Clayton!) We recap the full episode and give our opinions on whether Clayton is actually the person he claims to be…

This season is back at the Bachelor Mansion with a new host and a new Bachelor… Clayton. Thirty women come to meet Clayton, and a few really seem genuinely interested… though for one he doesn’t pass the vibe check. Also a girl who doesn’t even make it to the limos gets more airtime than anyone else… We weigh in what we think is in store for us the rest of the season with all the drama, and specula...

Here’s a deep dive into Claytons’s cast for this season of The Bachelor! Becky gives a rundown of Clayton’s preseason interviews and we analyze which girls fit what he’s really looking for. Alice says which women she thinks had a different bachelor in mind, and Camdyn analyzes some of their Instagram bios. This is our first time breaking down a Bachelor season cast and we had a great time!

After teasing “an ending we’ll never expect” does Michelle’s finale live up to the hype? Michelle has two great guys left - who will she choose, and will her family be okay with it? Find out what we think of the final couple! Plus thoughts on Nayte, Brandon, and Clayton!