Bachelor-ish

Zach and his ladies make their first international stop in The Bahamas! Two lucky ladies score 1-on-1 dates and the rest of them have to survive the drama on the group date. Another pre-rose ceremony elimination rocks the girls. We talk about who we think are the front runners going into next week, and speculate on the drama show in the previews for the next episode.

Two lucky ladies score 1-on-1 dates with Zach, and the rest of the women are left to score on the field during Bachelor Bowl V. Kaity gets the a date where the ladies are left to wonder if she’s coming home at all, and Aly proves she’s got what it takes to go to the extreme for Zach. We have two early eliminations in this episode, and Zach is left to deal with the drama following an early favorite...

Zach goes on his first dates of the season and really begins to explore his relationships… and by explore I mean kiss every woman he talks to. Zach learns something important about Christina on their 1-on-1 date, and during a group date and old Bachelor cast member returns to vie for Zach’s heart. Three girls are eliminated in the rose ceremony. Plus, we share an interview where Zach reveals some...

Thirty beautiful women arrive at the Bachelor mansion to meet Zach-and he is excited and ready to find a wife! We weigh in on how our preseason picks fared the night with the new bachelor, and choose new favorites who we think are here long term. Plus, we get the first looks at the season previews and are able to speculate on what’s to come! Thanks for tuning in to Bachelor-ish!

It’s that time again! Hear our first impressions of all the women who are vying for this season’s bachelor-Zach Shallcross! Who’s got the best fun facts? Which girls have the best Insta presence? And who will we pick for our first impression roses? Another season is kicking off soon-and what better way to do it than a full cast breakdown. Enjoy, and be sure to join us as we recap this season, and...

Reunited and it feels so… icky? A hostile cast comes together post Paradise to update what has happened since, and we are here to give you the full low-down on the night. We give our unedited opinions on the reunion interactions as well as post-paradise podcast appearances and social media content. It’s all going down today on Bachelor-ish so come along as we wrap up this final episode of Bachelor...

Kate reveals her true colors in the final rose ceremony of the summer, and the following day the remaining couples have to decide whether to stay in paradise. The final two couples go on their last chance dates, leaving us with the question of whether they’ll both end in engagements. Are we rooting for anyone at this point? I’m not so sure… WARNING: The pool at Paradise is 90% urine 10% tears. Yik...

After Rachel and Gabby’s short visit to paradise, Logan is left defending himself to Kate once again. We witness the most pointless arguments ever from Aaron and Genevieve, and Andrew finally reveals why he hasn’t connected with anyone in Paradise. We give our predictions on who will make it through the upcoming final week in this episode. Enjoy!

What happens when you put a bunch of unlikeable people on a beach? Bachelor in Paradise! Tune in to see what these clout chasing losers are up to this week, and find out what we have to say about it! (Sorry, I’m jaded, this has got to be the worst season of anything Bachelor related ever!)

On another dramatic episode of Bachelor in Paradise, Kate’s true colors come out as she considers choosing Hayden over Logan. Talk about here for the wrong reasons! And the big question of the night-who will Eliza choose? Justin or Rodney? Let’s just say the people on the beach have future careers in influencing as they tirelessly promote Rodney-but will it backfire? So many questions about this e...

On this episode of Bachelor in Paradise couples are “tested” when newcomers arrive on the beach. After this mess of an episode we conclude this has to be the most unlikeable group of people to ever come to Paradise. Enjoy?

In the first ceremony since Split Week, the girls once again have the roses to hand out. One guy is sent home. A couple gets to go on their first date where insecurities surface. Justin returns to the beach with his eye on Eliza, and when Rodney doesn’t fight hard enough for her, she heads out on a date. We also discuss some spoilers (at the end of the episode) and other happenings in Bachelor Nat...

This week the OG Paradise Girls return to a “very different beach” to see if their relationships are still in tact. Though we have some happy reunions, Shanae gets defensive when Logan isn’t waiting for her return with open arms. Victoria’s choice of words (“checklist”) gets her in hot water with Johnny, and a new couple already has someone attempt to but in. This week we analyze the way “emotiona...

This drama continues this week on Bachelor in Paradise. First, Rodney has to deal with an unwanted situation sooner than expected and three singles are sent home. Fates are changed on the beach as a result of a very early morning conversation, and two date cards throw a wrench in previous set relationships. Who’s images plummeted this week? Listen to find out what we think about all the drama!

The Split House twist provides shiny new singles for both the men and women-and many heads are turned. Former couple Logan and Shanae both explore new connections on romantic dates. Rodney is all smiles as he cozies up with someone he was hoping to see in paradise, while Jacob can’t seem to move on from Jill fast enough. We recap the full episode, and share how some of our opinions of the women an...

It’s Rose Ceremony time, and the guys are at risk-but first some drama that results in two guys leaving (one in an ambulance!). Then production interferes so their favorite Zaddy doesn’t go home, as they send Michael his miracle woman! Things start to get interesting as the Split house twist begins with the girls packing their bags. Listen to hear who we are looking forward to seeing, who we think...

Salley finally arrives on the beach and is met by some very disgruntled singles. Mean girls Shanae and Genevieve team up with James to make her experience miserable. The boys are the beach are realizing there are very few roses to fight for and begin worry—just in time for a new guy to walk down the stairs. (Peter go home!). Jacob and Jill go on the first nude date of the season, before an unexpec...

In the aftermath of Teddy’s departure, Rodney finds an unexpected love interest. Genevieve has a hard time letting Justing down on his birthday, and another seemingly perfect couple calls it quits-resulting in another woman abruptly leaving. The mediocre men that remain are wondering where they’ll be getting their roses so they can stay longer to bro-out on the beach. The golden couple of Serene a...

We recap all the happenings on Tuesday’s Bachelor in Paradise episode. Including the rose ceremony we’ve all been waiting for, where three women are sent home. Our favorite (not) bros, James and Aaron, show up with a double-date card that ruffles some feathers, and a seemingly perfect couple fizzles and results in someone leaving without even saying goodbye. We also speculate on some pre-BIP relat...

The drama in paradise continues, with lots of feelings, connections, and (literal) vibes in just the first 48 hours in Mexico. Shanae 2.0 begins her redemption tour and connects with Logan, while Romeo’s image tanks as he plays the field. Stagecoach once again becomes a hot-button BIP topic, wish Justin and Salley as the center of the drama. And speaking of Salley, we are treated to a low budget a...

A whole new group of Bachelors and Bachelorettes are back on the beach-and we are back to recap every bit for you! We are hoping BIP will be the goofy fun we all need to cleanse our palates after our last Bachelorette season, and it seems we are off to a great start, with baddies, zaddies, and scantily-claddies all vying for love this season.

After watching this rollercoaster of a season, everything wraps up on a three hour long season finale. We all have different opinions about this controversial ending, so hang in for some heated discussion about what goes down. After teasing drama and heartbreak, we finally find out the current statuses of our co-bachelorettes and who the next bachelor is. We don’t hold back guys!

Gabby and Rachel reunite live on stage for the first part of the Bachelorette finale. After a quick and awkward wrap-up to the Zach finasco, the final suitors meet Gabby and Rachel’s families. Awkward Picture-in-Picture live shots of our Bachelorettes accompany awkward interactions with the guys, and we analyze their reactions. We talk about what kind of guy Erich is in real life (Spoiler-terrible...

Come along as we try to recap the craziness of this episode! It’s the last of the fantasy suite dates and both Gabby and Rachel have shocking outcomes. To say we are surprised is an understatement! Listen as we share our different theories on what we think went down when the cameras were off. Plus, we break down the dramatic preview which includes never before seen footage.

In the first of two Fantasy Suite episodes this week, Gabby and Rachel explore the connections they have with two of their remaining guys. Everyone seems to be on Cloud 9 until the drama comes to a head in Mexico! We weigh in on what we think was behind that note, and what we think happens when Fantasy Suites wrap up tonight. Also, do we think both of our Bachelorette’s are engaged today? And how...