Bachelor-ish

The overnight and camera-less dates everyone has been waiting for are here—and Michelle reveals she’s in love with all three of the guys! Joe comes out of his shell, Nayte answers the hard questions, and Brandon goes all in. Find out which of us were shocked at the rose ceremony, and we speculate on the reasons she kept the remaining two guys. Plus, what could possibly be the ending that no one ex...

It’s the Men Tell All and everyone has something to say… seriously Casey is upset! We touch back with all the season’s villains, and the show goes full Jerry Springer, with nudity, screaming, and someone getting sued. We dissect the seriously spoiler-y preview for Clayton’s season, and make our final predictions on who Michelle ends up with.

Michelle’s final four guys show off their hometowns (while in Minnesota) and introduce her to their families. This final group could be the most invested in the lead ever! We weigh in on which dates stood out to us and who we think is ready to get serious.

We attempt to go over everything that came out this last week about the Zac and Tayshia, Katie’s 12 days of Messy, and Hannah Brown’s book revelations. Impossible but we try!

The number of men vying for Michelle is cut in half, and we get to see a the next Bachelor’s set up, We see what we think is the most passionate kiss, and we talk about which eliminated men we want to see on paradise.

Chris gets “weird” and obsesses over Nayte. Joe shows vulnerability on his 1-on-1 with Michelle, and we are disturbed by some things that happened on the group date. We are still trying to figure out what makes Clayton worthy to be the next lead.

Are the guys more into the bromances than they are into Michelle? Michelle goes on two 1-on-1 dates and one rises above the other. A new “S”nake emerges, and a front runner gets called out.

The rat gets Exposed! We are three weeks into Michelle’s episode and the drama continues! We talk about some of our unexpected faves, who we were too harsh on preseason, and celebrate when some of the guys get eliminated! We also narrow down who we think is endgame!

Michelle goes on her first dates of the season and we get to know her guys more! A couple top contenders gain even more ground, and the drama starts. Michelle has some unexpected rose choices and questions whether she should have come on the show (right on schedule). Plus, we weigh in on Katie and Blake’s breakup only a few months after last season’s proposal, and theorize about Clayton’s amazing...

The guys have arrived! Which entrances did we like most and who do we think is here to stay? Did any of our pre-season picks make a big impact or did they crash and burn? We are back and excited to recap Michelle’s season of the Bachelorette!

The full (sometimes snarky) run-down of Michelle’s bachelors is here! Alice, Camdyn, and Becky choose their pre-season favorites and analyze the bios of each and every guy! Welcome to the kick-off to the season!

We made it to the end of Paradise! Alice, Becky, and Camdyn talk about which couples they think will make it in the real world, what scenarios they believe were contrived by production, and who we’re ready to never see on our screens again. Enjoy!

The real Ivan drama is revealed, new couples form, and a solid couple implodes on this week’s extra long episode. Also… ‘80s Prom!

As the happy couples become more cemented, new drama comes to the beach. We talk about the new-comers and Alice quizzes Camdyn and Becky on who they think the next Bachelor is.

So much drama and lots of new couplings couplings in this week’s episode! Alice, Becky, and Camdyn weigh in on it all, and predict who will be together at the end.

Some of the cast members get invited to a VIP party where another pre-paradise relationship is exposed. We discuss the double standards of some of the call outs and look forward to more fall out from the drama next week!

Is Brendan the most hated man in America? How deep did Brendan and Pieper’s pre-BIP plan go? We cover this and the other relationships in this episode!

We discuss which couples we are rooting for and who we’re already ready to see leave Paradise as we unpack episodes 2&3!

Lots of drama to discuss in today’s episode! Which relationship shake-ups are we here for and which couples are we ready to see leave paradise?

We are back with our final wrap up of Katie’s season. We discuss her post-season interviews and other social media. Also, our first thoughts on the new BIP cast and which couples we are rooting for!

Was this the roughest finale yet? Do we think Katie and Blake are for real… and what about Greg? We talk about it all on this week’s episode! (We hold nothing back!)

Wow, what an episode! Alice , Camdyn and Becky all share their different opinions of how the fight between Katie and Greg went down, and who they thought was in the wrong. We wonder what’s in store for the rest of the season, and if an engagement is even possible for Katie with the remaining guys?

Katie’s guys (yes even Kyle???) return for the Men Tell All and we give our thoughts. We predict who’s left at the end and how the big fight will play out!

Special guest! We bring out our inner art critics and try to figure out what the heck a cuddle expert is. Camdyn is distraught about the shocking elimination.

Some candid discussions about this week’s episode, speculation about production interference, and our hot takes on the jump-hug in jean shorts.