BABY PARTY

Masochism [noun] mas·​och·​ism the derivation of sexual gratification from being subjected to physical pain or humiliation by oneself or another person covering articles that include more pictures of Peter Thiel This week Christian delivers a supremely depressing, scary, and infuriating article spotlighting everyone's favorite comic book villain made flesh, and his recently updated list of so-call...

"Switching Off Half of Kenya" is quite literally a "solution" being -- to some degree -- considered by some of our techno-maniac overlords. These BIG men (and women, and themen) of industry are quite literally psychotic. They are without a doubt attempting to accomplish one of the following two goals: 1) Enslaving as much of the lesser-than population as possible (via AI, robotics, military, etc);...

The title isn't some weird wacky bullshit I made up just to be kooky and crazy, it is literally the subject of this weeks episode. Also, I present a couple of mysteries to the boys to discuss, and we all kinda realize in the same moment who our favorite standup comedian is. I know I've said it a lot, but this week's article is truly one of the worst things we've ever read. It's getting pretty blea...

Sorry gang, we took a bit of an unexpected break but we're back. We talk about autonomous robots, and a new doozy of a massive corporate takeover. I try out a hilarious new Michael Jackson bit I'm working on for my hilarious standup routine, and share how I snorted some pee. Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content! ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST https://www.restaurantbus...

Apparently articles need to be written about waiting in line, how to do it, and how to escape boredom like its the friggen grim reaper. A couple of extremely stupid articles lead us to an interesting discussion on why we Americans might have such an unhealthy relationship to boredom. Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content! ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST https://www.thea...

Me and Harry just yuck it up and have a lot of fun. We end up talking about celebrities, ex-pats, ketchup, and how Reddit is convinced I'm Filipino. No article! Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content! ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk about the many AMAZING ways the United States of America is so AWESOME and COOL. We love spending billions upon billions on AI infusions into war-making techno-bots, we love tinkering around with lab-grown homunculi, we love our oceans full of plastic (and we like that plastic to be potentially unremovable). Only freedom-haters disagree. Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video conte...

Harry educates us on HB 945, an extremely scary bill currently making it's way through Florida's legislative system, that would effectively lay the groundwork for creating their own state-level CIA. We learn about so-called "pattern of life" data, we all get very scared, and I rant about a local restaurant experience. Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content! ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ www.patreon.co...

I consult my notes, and blurt out some thoughts I had on what internet peoples are saying about the new Jim Carrey clone. We bounce around a bit all while orbiting this idea of 'why can't people question things?' and muse on who might benefit when public inquisitiveness is quashed. No article this week! Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content! ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ www.patreon.com/BABYPART...

Me and Harry jump right into it this week. First we share some new and interesting information about microchipping your pets. If this affects you and your fur-friends, don't worry as it is only coming about 2 years late. Then, for the majority of the episode we roast two NYT opinion piece MORONS who think our current industrialized food system is great! Apparently all it needs is the ol'...

No catchy title, since our article this week is a straight up horror show. Some crazy info in this ep as we discuss some of the fallout (spoiler: that means harm toward human life) of big AI money getting pumped into various biotech industries. Before we get to the article I go rant-mode-activated concerning my recent visit to an AMC movie theater. Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video co...

Me and Harry yuk it up so much we forgot to do the pod. No article this week but we had a pretty fun and interesting conversation including a minor 'editor's note', some thoughts on kink-shaming, some thoughts on horny renaissance paintings, the 'Dark Ages', "I" language, E-prime, and more! Hit up our patreon for bonus eps, and video content. Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content!...

Yoyoyo! This week we question what is actually powering Waymo's johnnycabs of the future, we check in with our favorite loser Palmer Luckey, and become extremely suspicious of some Drexel University study that is claiming to use AI to identify gentrification. Also, apparently the NE coast of the US is now Yakutsk 2.0. Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content! ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ www.patreon.co...

We don't mention it during this ep, but me and Harry are pod-ing together irl! This was a first for us, so the audio isn't the best, but all in all I think it came out good. We make good on an intention I expressed a while back, and dive into the wretched, putrefied, toxic, world of vacation cruises. Turns out they are possibly even worse than we previously thought. Enjoy! Patreon!!! Bonus episode...

We dilly dally for a bit, David brings up another type of guy to hate on, and Harry serves us an article. thetelegraph.co.uk is trying to pull a fast one on us, so it seems, to dissuade people from feeling good about their own little backyard gardens. Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content! ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/01/22/carbo...

We give a few thoughts on the recent news of our fooley-magoolying down in Venezuela, and then hit up a few different articles. Don't worry, you'll also get your weekly dose of some new horrifying microplastic news. Go get Part 2 over at our Patreon: Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content! ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST https://scitechdaily.com/microplastics-burrow-into...

Got an extra long episode for yous this week to ring in the new year with. You might be looking at the episode length, and thinking to yourself "2 HOURS AND 13 MINUTES?!!! WHAT IN THE JUMPIN JIMMINY GEE-WIZ GOO GOO GAA GAA — IM POSTING ON THE INTERNET IN 2026 SO I HAVE TO CENSOR MYSELF AND TALK LIKE A BABY — JILAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT COULD THEY BE TALKING ABOUT FOR SO DAMN LON...

Sorry for the late drop on this episode, blame xmas. Our most favoritest, hatedest, big, scary, technopolist, war-profiteer freak-a-zoid, Palmer Luckey, is back in the news AGAIN. Believe me when I say that I truly do hate talking about this guy, but until the general public gets hip to what this psycho is up to, I feel like we have a duty to continue covering him. https://www.businessinsider.com/...

We talk about the recently posted, and quickly pulled, McDonald's AI-generated Christmas ad. I thought we would just rag on it and move onto other material, but it ended up sparking an interesting discussion about how even advertising now seems emblematic of our collective, societal, continual descent further and further into the pits of hell. https://nypost.com/2025/12/10/lifestyle/mcdondald...

We take a not-so-deep dive into BTL Industries, and explore a few of their really awesome and super safe looking bio-tech contraptions. Also some fun stories, reminiscing about Dr. Mario, and a broken basement pipe. Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content! ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tech that doesn't do what you want it to, now in two exciting new flavors! One part enshitification, one part techno-dystopia... what's not to like! Also, David doubles down on some previously expressed opinions on travel. Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content! ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST https://www.neowin.net/news/microsoft-finally-admits-almost-all-major-windows-...

A bunch of silly business, some fan mail, and a couple little fun articles. Harry returns! He has risen! Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content! ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST https://nypost.com/2024/11/05/world-news/us-cant-confirm-north-korean-soldiers-in-russia-hooked-on-porn-after-getting-internet-access/ https://www.sofi.com/article/economy-markets/entry-level-hiri...

We had a good time palling around for a while before buckling up and tearing into an interesting article. LLM's like ChatGPT and such are making people over-confident. Some skills are developed and refined from engaging with the technology, but they remain well overshadowed by how good people feel they have gotten, according to new research. Something of a "no duh" at first glance, an unconve...

We revisit one of our favorite topics, enshitification (I'm assuming I don't have to self-censor because this word is in articles and stuff now). We read an article by a guy that we agree with but also kinda hate. Fun times. Oh yeah, and Harry died this week but he'll be back. Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content! ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST https://www.vox.com/tec...

To further commemorate us hitting episode 100 we are unlocking another Patreon episode for free here. This is one of my personal favorites, so you BETTER ENJOY IT. A lot of silly wacky goofy stuff at the top of the ep, and then we discus some straight up sci-fi horror movie crap. Description from the original Patreon post: Some super smart science people figured out how to create unimaginable exis...