BABY PARTY

Don't you wish your grandma loved using ChatGPT??? Doesn't that sound AWESOME!?! Don't you want to be cool like OLD PEOPLE?! WHO USE LLMs ALL THE TIME?!!! We read maybe our most infuriating article on AI to date. Which, in true BABY PARTY fashion is a "great" way to commemorate us hitting 100 episodes. Speaking of... as a way to commemorate the occasion, and as a way to thank you (yeah, I'm talkin...

Don't you wish your grandma loved using ChatGPT??? Doesn't that sound AWESOME!?! Don't you want to be cool like OLD PEOPLE?! WHO USE LLMs ALL THE TIME?!!! We read maybe our most infuriating article on AI to date. Which, in true BABY PARTY fashion is a "great" way to commemorate us hitting 100 episodes. Speaking of... as a way to commemorate the occasion, and as a way to thank you (yeah, I'm talkin...

Is making fun of Cybertruck owners low-hanging fruit? Perhaps. But damn is it still fun as hell. That plus some cool and non-psychotic tips to help you make friends and endear yourself to others. Both articles this week are very silly, this was a fun ep to record. Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content! ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST https://fortune.com/2025/10/17/magic...

Our favorite guy to clown on is back in the news, and apparently already redacted the stuff he said that made headlines... because that is what strong-willed men of principles and good moral constitution do. They also like to flee, and cry like babies even when they get their way. What a joker. Make sure to hit up the Patreon for part 2. Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content! ↓ ↓...

Harry walks us through some of the most insane internet drama imaginable, that involves workers rights, social media, the recent Trump memorandum about what can now be considered terrorism (spoiler: apparently anything), and a certain tween girl mall chain earring store that shall not be named. A truly American story that boggles the mind, and strains the heart. Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week...

Piss dreams, dead malls, and another pretend high-class pamper service coming to the petite bourgeoisie near you! Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content! ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST https://fortune.com/2024/08/03/bark-air-flight-experience-photos-video/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

David has a few THOUGHTS, we do some silly shorty articles, and have a great and awesome time. Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content! ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST https://www.wired.com/story/cantor-fitzgerald-trump-tariff-refunds/ https://www.politico.eu/article/albania-apppoints-worlds-first-virtual-minister-edi-rama-diella/ https://www.tribuneindia.com/news/trendin...

Before it disappears from the news cycle entirely we wanted to give the recently released Jeffrey Epstein birthday book a proper treatment here on the pod. David took the major psychological L of combing over all 238 pages of the bday book, so you don't have to. This week's episode is a little more dry than usual, but we wanted to give our listeners a proper, straightforward presentation of what t...

You think the tariffs are bad? Well, trust us, they are even worse than you imagined. We live in an As-Seen-On-TV, Cutco, MLM, scam ass country. Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content! ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST https://www.wired.com/story/cantor-fitzgerald-trump-tariff-refunds/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We take a freejazz type approach to pushing back on even more anti-New Jersey propaganda. Save the Herons, respect The Garden State. Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content! ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2025/08/meadowlands-conservation/683933/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

David made a new friend at the barbershop. We read an article about how J.P. Morgan is gonna make a really cool big office building thingy that doesn't resemble a prison at all. Midnight snacks anyone???? We get mad and rant a lot. The powers that be want to turn you into into goo for profit. Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content! ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST https:/...

Expanding on last week's episode, we dive deeper into the myriad ways the current AI boom is already negatively impacting individuals, communities, and environments across the nation. Your mind isn't good enough, this AI wave is also coming for your energy, water, air, and land. Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video content! ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST https://www.cnet.com/...

What do you get when you mix big tech business development, corrupt politicians, and monopolized private interest essential utilities? No need to guess, as it will most likely be coming soon to a municipality near you! Christian gives us the low-down on the super cool, super awesome new way that average New Jerseyans are getting their heads squeezed. Patreon!!! Bonus episode every week, and video...

We figured now would be a great time to educate people on exactly what Blackstone is, and why it is deserving of your fear, hate, and disgust. This has nothing to do with anything in the news, in fact I don't know why I'm even typing this because I don't know what even could be in the news. We don't follow the news. What is 'the news'? Trust me, you WILL want to hear Pt.2. Join the Patreon! Don't...

Christian walks us through discovering for himself just how pimped out his digital fingerprint (and most likely all of ours) is. We read about an extremely "fun" news story that maybe involves leaky brain goo. Join the Patreon! Don't make me beg! (I will) ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jul/25/brain-box-funeral-home-lawsuit Hosted on Acast. See a...

We go over an extremely weird and extremely sus article detailing your average CEO's wet dream for now much they can gig-ify your job and your life. But don't worry, AI will also be involved. This crap pissed us off too much and we ended up taking it in a few different directions, so we got another 2-parter for yous. Part 2 for Patreon members only. Join the Patreon! Don't make me beg! (I will) ↓...

Kooky Christians yelling at clouds, musing on good ol' fashioned American anti-intellectualism, and "OPERATION EXCALIBUR". Which is apparently a real thing our DHS and military did and not just some stupid joke we made. We take our sweet time this week, so the tail end of us covering the article is picked up in this week's Patreon episode. Join the Patreon! Don't make me beg! (I will) ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ww...

Just a heads up, we actually get to this week's article in Pt.2. We took some time discussing the DC33 union strike in Philadelphia. We also chatted about the George A. Romero "Dead" movies, how NJ is beautiful... and then pre-gamed the article we had planned. Part 2 is a banger so don't miss it. Join the Patreon. Bonus episode each week, plus video content over at our Patreon www.patreon.com/BABY...

Ever consider the fact that burnout is a you problem? Working a job is awesome! Sorry you are just such a weak little worm that even something as awesome as compulsory wage labor is too much to handle sometimes. Also, as far as compensation goes, pizza definitely goes harder than actual money. Bonus episode each week, plus video content over at our Patreon www.patreon.com/BABYPARTYPODCAST https://...

White birch beer good, holiday foods bad. Very scary Anthropic study confirms what we've collectively (like... as a species) known and felt about the dangers of autonomous or semi-autonomous computers and robots since, roughly, the 1920s. Also, unfortunately we get a quick update on our favorite guy, Palmer Luckey. Bonus episode each week, plus video content over at our Patreon www.patreon.com/BAB...

Yoyoyo we have a Patreon! Bonus episodes and videopod for members only. Become a part of the BP family or I will walk into traffic. We love you. We discuss our love of the so-called 'global village coffeehouse' aesthetic, it's relation to the corporate design of today, and the nature of nostalgia. We then get extremely pissed off at more scary technopolist news. https://cari.institute/aesthetics/g...

Yoyoyo we have a Patreon! Bonus episodes and videopod for members only. Become a part of the BP family or I will walk into traffic. We love you. Baby brained American tourists want to travel to any country of their choosing and decide how people who live there interact with them. Trump bad but this may be somehow even more embarrassing. 'A target': Why more Americans are hiding their nationality a...

Yoyoyo we have a Patreon! Bonus episodes and videopod for members only. Become a part of the BP family or I will walk into traffic. We love you. We discuss the writer Rutger Bregman and his baby brained self help ideology. Millions of copies sold of various pop-psy trashola books that apparently cannot understand why in this world people work for big business instead of ending world hunger. https:...

Yoyoyo we have a Patreon! Bonus episodes and videopod for members only. Become a part of the BP family or I will walk into traffic. We love you. Palmer Luckey is a dweeb that should have been bullied more as a kid, and should be bullied more now. He is also extremely scary and more people should be paying closer attention to him and his AI warfare weaponry company, Anduril. *Harry's stolen interne...

An update on the worlds biggest dumb idiot, Curtis Yarvin. Also, apparently we don't have to wait for the tariffs to take effect to start getting raked over the coals. https://washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/05/08/curtis-yarvin-doge-musk-thiel/ https://jacobin.com/2025/04/price-gouging-trump-tariffs-ftc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.