B Movie Breakdown

After a massive misunderstanding, a confused man leaves the only home he has ever known and chooses to spend 30 years living a reclusive life alongside an elderly caretaker, until a group of internet influencers evicts them. This confrontation forces him to avenge his surrogate mother and defend what was rightfully theirs. He may or may not wear someone else's face while doing it, but let's not ge...

New Yorks artist community us set ablaze when people connected to a risque photographer are murdered. A killer is on the loose, but who is it? And why does the photographer experience live visions of these gruesome displays? Join out talk on the Eyes of Laura Mars.

If you love movies and love bigfoot and want to see a textbook example of what happens when bigfoot hysteria sweeps a town and were also wondering what else Zachary Ty Bryan was up to during the height of Home Improvement, we have what you've been looking for. Bigfoot: The Unforgettable Encounter is quite a ride, so let's buckle up and befriend a sasquatch together.

When an alien computer program seduces as many men as it can, these men become unwilling soldiers in a war between themselves. Fueled by jealousy and insecurity, these unlucky victims spiral in to unstable maniacs as they vie for Ariel's lust and admiration. A surprisngly intriguing and obnoxious film, join us as we plunge in to Alien Intruder.

Strap in and get ready for a movie to sonic drill its way in to your heart as it drills itself straight in to the ground. What if billionaires preferred traveling to the planet's core instead of flying to space? They might put together a rag tag group of specialists and send them there, because money is fake and everything is crazy. Join our nonsense as we discuss a very faithful and totally accur...

Our conclusion to the Ralphieverse rips another banger as we dive in to My Summer Story.  Ralphie and his dad war with the open waters, when dad isn't locked in to mortal combat with the Bumpuses and we experience the great gravy boat fiasco one last time.  Truly a universe worth checking out; listen to our madness and let the vintage vibes take you back to a different era.

We are building to the grand conclusion of our Ralphieverse marathon and one of the stops along the way is Ollie Hopnoodle's Haven of Bliss. Pile in, buckle up and strap a windmill to your rough as Jean Shepherd takes us on another wild ride.

We continue our deep dive into the Ralphieverse as Jean Shepherd continues his saga of the Parker family and their teenage son Ralph with 1985’s The Star-Crossed Romance of Josephine Cosnowski. This time around, Shep tackles Thanksgiving dinner and Ralph’s newly discovered obsession with the exotic Polish girl from East Chicago who just so happened to move next door.

Our journey through the Ralphieverse continues with an installment that gives A Christmas Story a run for its money; The Great American Fourth of July and Other Disasters. Fireworks, awkward teenage hijinks and wash rag mania runs wild as Ralphie experiences a summer that will stick with him the rest of his life.

Many of you may not be aware, but the tales of Ralphie Parker did not begin with, nor did they end with, A Christmas Story. They actually came to life for the first time 7 years earlier in a made for TV movie only aired on certain public television stations around the country. This week, we begin our deep dive into the Ralphieverse with the first of those (five) films, Jean Shepard's 1976 The Phan...

As one man nears the end of his train jumping, job seeking lifestyle, reconnecting with the family he abandoned 25 years ago becomes his top priority. How do you feel about hobos? How do you feel about Christmas? Join our talk on this real holiday tear jerker, A Hobo's Christmas.

The gangs mostly all here in the last installment of Porky's, where the kids plump adversary returns to make their lives a living hell. Sex, intrigue and insanity ensue when the crew picks a fight with their old nemesis. Check out our festive yuletide talk on Porky's REVENGE!

The gang is back at it; with lust in their eyes and bare bottoms flapping in the wind as they battle to save their school's theater program from proto Christian fascists and the KKK. What did you do in high school? Join us as we discuss Porky's II: The Next Day.

Get ready for a movie that defined a summer and refined a genre; high school party movies would never be the same. This week we take a trip back in time and relive the insanity of Porky's .

Not only are we back from a week off, but we are also going back to the shack! Join us as we take a deep dive into a movie that is 90% the same movie as the first one, but without 99% of the same actors and writers involved. Not even Chevy Chase returning as Ty Webb could save this movie from being one of the worst sequels of all time. The ONLY upside is the banger of a theme song by Kenny Loggins...

Van Helsing is a Universal Monsters whirlwind that only Stephen Sommers could give us us. Hunker down, buckle up and get ready for movie monster Armageddon.

Introducing a world where man and machine coexist peacefully. Right? Wrong. When one madmans lust for power begins to upend the balance between flesh and bolts, only Jack Ramsey can save the day. Watch Runaway on Amazon Prime.

When a blood thirsty monster escapes from prison, the hero who put him away sets out to finish him once and for all. Who will stand triumphant, the Hero or the Terror?  Watch Hero and The Terror on everyone's favorite rocketman's platform.

The teens at Osborne High are being picked off one by one by a killer who wears masks that look just like them and trying to expose each students "deepest" "darkest" secret. And guess who are the only ones that can stop him are? You guessed it, a group of misfit outsiders! This movie is as predictable and boring as that synopsis reads. A generic slasher that tries way too hard to make sure you kno...

In the latest installment of the Halloween multiverse, resident Haddonfield Horror, Michael Meyers continues his reign of terror by slicing, dicing and splicing his way through the small midwestern town. By pushing the fear stricken locals to their breaking point, Michael reveals that no one truly wins when chasing the boogieman. Halloween Kills streams on Peacock and is in a theater near you.

When a brother sister duo uncover a brutal universal overlord, all bets are off as this monster is forced to obey the young girl who holds the very essence of his power in her hand. To what end does she command this villain? Let's get in to it. Let's get in to Psycho Goreman.

What wild and insane turns await us as we dive in to the wonderful world of wrestling where the New Day's options to thwart the assault of the Undertaker are only limited by your willingness to explore them? Let's hit the ropes with Escape The Undertaker.

When one man's trauma becomes a weapon for improving a group of misguided ROTC students, he learns there's more to life than torture and killing. This week we dive in to the comedy classic Major Payne!

Lasers, killer apes and pure, unrelenting greed. What more could you want? Watch Congo and join our conversation, rife with talk scrutinizing the maneuverability of heat seaking missiles,  how Michael Crichton wanted this to be a movie in the 70s, and whether or not where Jimmy Buffet showing up matters at all. Let's go.

We have watched plenty of movies that were, at some point in time, stuck in developmental hell before they finally released, but no other film we have ever watched was the first movie to attempt to be released in theaters during a pandemic. Not only was this movie released in theaters, but it was at the time when majority of movies theaters in the country were shut down. So this movie was almost e...