B Movie Breakdown

No matter how you felt about the 2003 Daredevil film starring Ben Affleck, we can all agree that the last thing we wanted from it was a spinoff movie of Jennifer Garner's portrayal of Elektra. Unlike the Daredevil film, this spin off movie is full of characters made up for the movie itself and a plot that is so boring and generic that it could have just been called Assassin Girl starring Jennifer...

The entire journey of man has lead us here, and all we can do is ask why. Why are there food supremacists in a children's movie where tiger blood runs through a dog detective's veins? Why are beloved corporate mascots betrayed by their capitalist masters and forced to participate in this literal hell? Why is podcast "favorite" character Munchie back as a wildly inappropriate vampire alluding to hi...

Barry Gabrewski struggling to deal with school, bullies, his asthma, and his dad who only cares about his attractive teacher. His only source of enjoyment is fantasizing that he hangs out with Chuck Norris in some of the most absurd day dreams (aka hallucinations) of all time. This week we discuss the real Chuck Norris playing Chuck Norris in the martial arts classic known as Sidekicks.

Little Nemo is a wild journey where one boy lives his best life once his head hits the pillow. Goblins, kings, princesses and flying beds; listen to us dive in to this crazy dreamworld in Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland. 

The origins of evil lie where they always do. Greed. Pride. Ambition. Desperation. Let's take a trip to 1666, when one deal with the morningstar dooms an entire town for the next 300+ years. What would it take for you to commune with the dark lord? Dwell on that as we discuss Netflix's  final installment of the Fear Street trilogy; Fear Street Part 3: 1666.

Murder consumes Camp Nightwing, when a legacy of evil reminds everyone that Shadyside is a town where all must despair.  The history of this town is a tragic one and after seeing the hell that crashed down in 1994, we travel further back in Fear Street Part 2: 1978 for a bloodbath you could drown in.

Based off R.L. Stine's Fear Street books, Netflix's Fear Street: Part 1: 1994 takes us down the winding rabit hole that is the cursed town of Shadyside. Why is everything bad there? Why do people keep going crazy? Why do people keep getting killed?  Is it something in the water? The soil? Is the town haunted by something? Someone? Witch is it? Hunker down as we take a nostalgic trip to 1994.

After society collapses, a group of traveling althetes go through the motions,  playing their apocalypse rugby,  until a personal vendetta puts them on a collision course with the best the sport has to offer. Its jugger vs jugger in this dystopian nightmare. Our you ready for the Game? Join us as we dive in to a film that inspired a generation. This is The Blood of Heroes.

You like VAMPIRES? WESTERNS? AWKWARD FAMILY DYNAMICS?THEN EVERYTHING YOU WANT IS RIGHT HERE, in Sundown: A Vampire in Retreat. When a group of Vampires decide its time to stop sucking, they migrate to a small southwestern town where with the help of sunblock and artificial blood they try to make it right with God. Well, if you know anything about progress some people, er vamps, hate it. The battle...

Back in 2001 we were hanging by a moment with drops of Jupiter in our hair, all while yelling "It wasn't me!" at the top of our lungs. Little did we know, that with three small words, an all girl pop punk band could have been riffing their way into our hearts and eardrums forever. This week we have the most jerkin' jam sesh with the one and only Josie And The Pussycats.

Welcome to space, where the corporations rule with an iron fist, your average joe is just trying to work to stay alive and renegade scientists design weapons of death for sale to the most lucrative bidder. Wait,  that sounds an awfully lot like Earth. Anyways, lets hitch a ride as Dennis Hopper treats us to a wild escape featuring pirates, murderbots and square ham in Space Truckers.

Are we alone in the universe? Are we the only sentient life existing amongst the stars? Amongst dimensions? Are we even alive? What if we are merely a dream, a dream of a dreamer? What is going on!?  Who can say, but these may be a small sampling of question you may be wondering after experiencing this week's feature, Communion. Do you want to see Christopher Walken dance with aliens? Alright...

Will one building protect civilization from the evils that once tormented its past? How powerful is consecrated ground against the forces of darkness? Only one way to find out. Its time to go to church, but not just any church, The Church.

The end is here. The anti-christ's reign has begun. A world confused, distraught with false hope and damnation. A world at war. Lou Gossett Jr. gives one hell of a performance as the scenery literally crumbles around him in the final chapter of this trilogy - Left Behind: World at War. Just why. Why..

More apocalypse. More despair.  More Kirk Cameron. The adventure continues in this disaster of biblical proportions. A self righteous endeavor which remains extremely heavy on the sin talk and pontificating, this movie puts the tribulation in Tribulation Force. Whatever, we're in it now. Listen where you get podcasts for our dive in to Left Behind II: Tribulation Force.

What do you know about the apocolypse and conspiracies surrounding a one world government? What do you know about the anti-christ? Let's talk the rapture and a film that shaped the rest of Kirk Cameron's career. This one's a doozy folks, so buckle up and get ready for Left Behind: The Movie.

Ewoks and war are made for each other like this film was made for you. If you thought the Caravan of Courage had too much caravanning and not enough courage, this movie comes at you hard and fast and gives you all the hairy Ewok action you can imagine as Wicket and company dominate the forces of evil in Ewoks: The Battle for Endor.

Sometimes you get lost. Sometimes you find friends. Sometimes these friends are Ewoks and you are on the Forest Moon of Endor. Sometimes in order to find your family you and your friends need to roam around aimlessly in the woods and fight a giant. Where does this movie take place in the Star Wars timeline? Dealers choice, but one thing is for certain, this story is not about the destination but t...

When a published author returns to his home town to teach a creative writing class, said author reconnects with childhood friends...and Fang, an adolescent foe who made his life a living hell and proceeds to do so again. Rick Moranis and Tom Arnold take center stage in this love letter to Stephen King's IT as they learn to put the past behind them in order to find out what friendship really means.

Octaman is one of those movies that you will love but your friends will think is garbage. They won't appreciate his cool octopus arms or his absolute bloodlust. Move over Gillman, Octaman has seen your film and knows what to do. What this movie *may* lack in originality, it makes up for by being pure awesome. Again, your miles may very, but if you are craving a movie with a humanoid octopus monste...

The dinner date you've been waiting for. A robot astronaut and a monster from a post nuclear winter Mars; Frankenstein Meets The Space Monster! It's totally what you're expecting and exactly what you've been craving. No women get kidnapped and no one looks like melted wax and no aliens look like vampires . Everything is fine and you will enjoy yourself. Listen where you get your podcasts!

As we begin our deep dive into the world of schlocky monster movies, we figured who better to start with than the master of schlock, Roger Corman. This movie is one he holds in such high regard and so near and dear to his heart that he refuses to ever let it be remade. This week we discuss the telepathic giant crustacean movie known simply as Attack Of The Crab Monsters. Let’s snap to it!

Magic rings. Dogs. District Attorneys. Crime sprees. Mobsters. The origin of a motion picture dynasty. Join us as we discuss the sequel to a film that spurred on Disney's live action legacy, The Shaggy DA. I know. Trust me. Trust us. We know.

One of the oldest stories of horror, Dracula's existence in the Marvel Universe is a wild time. Want a crash course? We check out this 1980's anime that is more exposition than terror. Join our talk on Dracula: Sovereign of the Damned.

One man's blood curse is another man's...blood curse. Turns out there's lots of blood curses to go around after a scientist runs a foul a secluded ninja death cult; a ninja death cult that worships a winged demon skeleton thing who feeds on human flesh. Cool stuff! Let's get to our talk on The Seventh Curse.