B Movie Breakdown

Welcome back to the breakdown! This week, one man's lifelong passion for horror and the macabre leads to a prequel of sorts, with his sights set on explaining just how a classic couple fell in love. We get in to it. Your miles may vary, but let's dive in to Rob Zombie's The Munsters .

Episode 400 is upon us, and for such a momentous event we dive back in to a "franchise" that's engrossed us before. You've heard rants on Munchie, Munchie strikes back and now its time to consume the unrelated movie that birthed everyone's favorite series, Munchies ! Let's go.

Have you ever felt like there was someone pulling your strings throughout your life? Shaping it, so you would learn and grow? A guiding hand for your everyday experiences? What if you were the the President's daughter and this mysterious someone was an alien? Let's get into our talk on My Uncle the Alien .

Travel back in time to a simpler, yet wilder era as we view an underground, independent film of the early 1990s. Is this just someones nicely edited home movie fever dream? Maybe! Are there Muppets? Werewolves? Again, maybe! Let's check out an essentially unknown film, inspired by a cereal marketing campaign, Where's the Cap'n?

If this weeks feature teaches us anything, its that we're living on borrowed time. Knife culture comes for us all. This totally serious, not over the top, extremely current, instructional video made for law enforcement, provides tips and tricks than even a regular civilian can use to protect onselves from katanas, crossbows, pant leg fish hooks, razorblade hats and more! This film gives you everyt...

Getting your information from a hospital has never been more difficult. One woman's routine stop becomes a descent in to assault and anarchy when a phantom from her past returns to wreak havoc on everyone around her. X-Ray (aka Hospital Massacre) is a horrifying example of abuse and subjugation. Not to mention, its bat shit crazy. Let's get in to it.

After the events of what we can only assume was a massive gang war, one community is under seige by corporatists wanting to demolish and rebuild it in their own image. Greed and corruption reign supreme in this weeks movie Escape From The Bronx . Local ruffians join together to resist an evil company set on genocide.

Did the 90s create ski movies or did ski movies create the 90s? Wild colors. Outrageous competitions. Parties. So. Many. Parties. When an elite team of skiers with not so vaguely authoritarian undertones challenges everyone's favorite wild guys for control of the slopes, all bets are off. Let's take to the mountains in this episode's feature, Ski School .

When one teacher accidently forces his students in to an occult ritual, their darkest secrets unleash a horror that needs to be seen to be believed. Let's dive in to 2002's Jigsaw!

A grand conclusion finds us at the end of a grand trilogy. Or so we hoped. Dar goes an another epic adventure in Beastmaster III: The Eye of Braxus , and meets some recasted familar faces and one more evil wizard. Oh, and a giant lizard demon. Worth watching but after the insanity of Beastmaster II we had no idea what to expect. Listen in as we discuss the final installment of the Beastmaster tril...

In the second part of the epic trilogy that is the Beastmaster Saga, our hero, Dar, befriends an obnoxious senator's daughter after she is transported to his magical realm of arok by a powerful sorcerer and witch. What follows is the insanity of Dar traveling to her world, our Earth, to stop the evil sorcerer, Arklon, from acquiring a neutron detonator. Unlike the first Beastmaster, this is pure t...

When an unborn prince  is stolen by a cult of witches and implanted in to the womb of a heifer, he is gains the gift of communicating with animals. Will the boy grow up and use his talents to overthrow the evil warlock who has captured his kingdom?   Lets see in this weeks movie, The Beastmaster!

When an orphaned chimney sweep is accused of thievery, he plummets to the bottom of a river, only to discover the mystery of his birth; he is a water baby. With his fellow water babies in trouble, alongside an ensemble cast of crustaceans and fish friends, he sets out to rescue his brethren from the evil sharks with additional help from a walrus, polar bear militia and the kraken. Welcome to madne...

A year after becoming a real boy, pinnochio must battle his own impulses and the ruler of an evil carnival in Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night . Does the fate of his fairy godmother hang in the balance? Will he succeed? Join our conversation and find out.

You aren’t safe in your bathroom. You aren’t safe in your jacuzzi. You aren’t even safe near your piano. Why? Because you are being hunted by a horror that you could never imagine, or you would be, if you found yourself in a small Louisianan town under siege by the starring creatures in this week’s feature, Sewer Gators!

An abandoned hospital. 5 college coeds. A screaming demon from hell? If you are in the mood for a frightening film that was filmed in six days and are in interested in an ending that will twist you in a pretzel, Shrieker is the movie for you. Does it feature Hellraiser's infamous puzzle box? Only one way to find out. Watch this experience and listen to our conversation on Shrieker, available on th...

Puzzle boxes. Cenobites. Computers? When the demonic lore of LeMarchand's greatest creation becomes the focus of a hit role playing game, a subculture emerges that promises to satisfy everyone's darkest desires. No one is safe from one man's revenge. Dial up the horror with us as we discuss Hellraiser: Hellworld.

One news reporter's life is changed forever when she investigates a London subculture where the deceased literally rise from the dead. It also stars Pinhead, so that's something. Listen in as our Hellraiser Marathon plows ahead with Hellraiser: Deader.

One man descends in to madness as his world is not what it seems. With danger lurking around every corner, our protaganist soon realizes that the actual villain is closer than he thinks. This weeks we continue our hell travels in, Hellraiser: Hellseeker.

When a horrible detective stumbles upon the puzzle box, he learns the true meaning of suffering in a film best described as Hellraiser meets A Christmas Carol. Would Charles Dickens be proud? Listen in as we dive in to Hellraiser: Inferno.

The past, present and future are thrust together as one family battles Clive Barker's legendary cenobites in Hellraiser: Bloodline. Who made the puzzlebox? How can it be destroyed? Is Pinhead inevitable? Lets get in to it.

When corruption reigns supreme and malicious doctors conjure up mutation inducing drugs, one man is tasked with finding a kidnapped hooker who is the key to it all. Welcome to the Underworld, a little known Clive Barker romp worth your time, if only to say "hey, there's another movie named Underworld?" Listen in on our talk where you find your mischievous podcasts.

Creatures assumed dead are very much alive as a corrupt philanthropist seeks to breed them, killing anyone who gets in his way. Who gets in his way? A girl and her college friends who are looking for her lost father. Do you like "intriguing" cgi monsters and death? Wacky henchmen? Prehistoric monsters? Then join us as we discuss your new favorite movie, Terror Birds.

This week we dive in to the Anaconda inspired classic where Billy Zabka battles an evil super snake with his hometown rival, an established bike racer who works for his brothers acid factory. Robert Englund joins the festivities too portraying his version of John Hammond. If you love a great story and great special effects then this movie will surely frusterate the hell out of you. Shed your skin...

When the secrets of an evil terrorist organization fall in to the hands of a lowly hacker, her life becomes a chase for survival as she tries to clear her name and sabotage the monsters who seek to end civilization as we know it. Come with us as we get stuck in the Sandra Bullock rager, The Net.