Attack Of The 50ft Nerds

Mike and Andy get together to eat food and prepare for a commentary! Welcome to their new kids show, starring Playtime Paul and a special recreation of the nativity. My man! The 50ft Nerds: Grab a cup of Bisto and enjoy. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.fiftyfootnerds.co.uk and http://www.patreon.com/fiftyfootnerds

The Nerds gather for a bit of a morbid episode as they discuss the celebrity deathfest that was 2016. Listen as they eulogise some of Nerd-dom's greatest! Shiny, the Dave in the title is you. Also, Andy meant the film West Side Story. The 50ft Nerds: One of them is a better interviewer than Terry Wogan. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and...

Mike and Andy tackle a film as requested by the audience again this christmas and they feel a little oblong because of it. Join them and their Lego legs as they talk Fantastic Four and why it isn't so fantastic. Plus pod wars with the White House! The 50ft Nerds: They've started a pod war with Smash Mouth. And they aren't tables. Got any movies you'd like to hear us riff on, or any feedback for th...

Ho ho ho my God!! It's Nerdmas once again, and that can only mean that Mike, Andy and Paul are back with another festive treat podcast, all wrapped up nicely with audio sketch bows. This year, in their milestone 150th episode, the boys discuss burning goats, gazebo trees and play a new game that's sure to be a hit around the dinner table once the turkey is all gone. The 50ft Nerds: They were Will...

Mike, Andy, Paul and more are trapped in a perilous situations as they attempt to escape the Bucket of Doom! In the first of a series of gaming sessions recorded during Mike's birthday celebrations, join the gang as they use items such as Butt Plugs, Portals and Gary Glitter's PC to McGyver their way out of sticky situations. The 50ft Nerds: They'll MyGyver the shit out of this Want to contribute?...

Mike and Andy have a memory seizure as they give you a second attempt at a commentary. Things swiftly go south as we riff on the third film in the Harry Potter franchise! Remember, message us how many Gary Oldmans you see using the hashtag #HowManyGarys! The 50ft Nerds: They're not birdhorses. Got any movies you'd like to hear us riff on, or any feedback for this commentary? Send us an email to fi...

It's time for the second commentary in Kevin Smith's True North Trilogy, eh Join Mike and Joe as they adopt the downward dog position, show off their weiners and take on Yoga Hosers! The 50ft Nerds: They're sor-ree boot that. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.fiftyfootnerds.co.uk and http://www.patreon.com/fiftyfootnerds

Andy gets to do interviews too! He is joined by Zein, one of the creators of the new text adventure game Code 7! Listen as they talk about how the game came to be, problems with old text adventures and more! The 50ft Nerds: They are likely to be eaten by a Grue. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.fiftyfootnerds.co.uk and...

Andy and Mike end up having a Skype conversation while playing space simulator games! So, why not upload it? The 50ft Nerds: Getting their spaceships out for Harambe. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.fiftyfootnerds.co.uk and http://www.patreon.com/fiftyfootnerds

In an Andy and Paul-less episode, Mike visits the fine folk behind the, soon-to-open, Sugar and Dice Board Game Cafe to discuss who they are, what they do and why! If you're local to Liverpool, pop on down once they open and let them know we sent you! Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds

The Nerds are finally BACK! With a LOOOONG Graveyard Dead section, as well as talk of Uncle Ben, Pontypandy's Joker, and certain wrestler they're pretty sure they can't see. The 50ft Nerds: Alright, our kid? Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds

Mike and Andy talk Diddy and more, then invite Darrell on to join them as they talk nerdy stuff. Also, Andy has various mic problems! The 50ft Nerds: Getting more new equipment before the next show. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.fiftyfootnerds.co.uk and http://www.patreon.com/fiftyfootnerds

Mike and Andy are joined by fellow ant Jan this week as they talk The Impractical Jokers "Where's Larry?" Tour, TESD Manchester, Andy's evening with Machine Head, and the SCARY DOOR! The 50ft Nerds: They still haven't stopped arguing with Tom Hardy. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds

On a very special edition of "Beyond", Mike presents a look behind the scenes of the recording of Nerdmas 2015. Topics discussed include Gavin trying to understand traditional English foods, Andy's mind-blown by Daniel Craig and Star Wars... Lots of Star Wars.

A belated Nerdmas to you all! Blame Paul, he didn't record his lines until Feb 2016. In yet another festive bonanza (recorded months ago), the Nerds return with topics such as Christmas Hitler, equating Lord of the Rings characters to the Bible and what would happen if Sir Anthony Hopkins came down your chimney, before rounding things off with a game-show segment that we in no way ripped-off from...

Mike and Andy experience the worst Boxing Day ever, having to watch a movie even worse than Twilight! Listen as they discuss Grey's favourite colour, planting trees and then stopping talking about the movie entirely! The 50ft Nerds: Bite your lip please. Got any movies you'd like to hear us riff on, or any feedback for this commentary? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com or tweet to @Fift...

A christmas miracle has occurred! Andy has seen a film! Mike's seen it too. Which one? THE ONLY ONE! Star Wars: The Force Awakens! If you wanna hear their thoughts on the film, give this a listen but beware as it will be SPOILERIFIC! The 50ft Nerds: They'll buy it for 60 portions. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebo...

Due to Mike playing some WWE 2K16 and Andy thinking it looks cool, the Nerds are gonna watch some of the greatest and most brutal matches in WWE history! The 50ft Nerds: They are convinced Mick Foley is immortal. Got any matches we should watch next time, movies you'd like to hear us riff on, or any feedback for this commentary? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com or tweet to @FiftyFootNe...

We return from a long break once again to find Andy's done something surprising, Paul has a confession to make and Mike is ready for a pegging! Join them as they talk about all this weirdness and more! The 50ft Nerds: They still haven't bought that cat yet. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNe...

Mike and Andy record some random stuff, give updates on stuff and make horrible, horrible jokes. The 50ft Nerds: Don't get on the Hogwarts Express. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds or http://www.fiftyfootnerds.co.uk

Mike and Andy continue their journey through the life and times of "The Boy Who Was Ignored By Social Services"! This episode sees the nerds discuss Hermione's pussy-face, Postman Pitt, yet more paedophile ghosts, and how Hogwarts one weakness is a photon torpedo fired down a small exhaust port located at the end of a heavily guarded trench... or something along those lines. The 50ft Nerds: They l...

That's right, I said Philosopher's Stone, you heathens. Mike and Andy finally get back to doing commentaries with a series that in retrospect should have been an obvious choice. Listen as they talk Harry's racism, The Dukes Of Hoggwarts, Hagrid's penchant for owls, round babies and attempting to debunk a claim that the editors left a Hermione upskirt shot in the film! The 50ft Nerds: They're going...

The Nerds finally return! That's right, it's time for more tales and news as Mike, 31, explains where he has been. Paul, 41, tells tales of comic cons and the Hilbre! Andy, 27, tells of his new craft of choice! A new set of characters are made, what more could you want? The 50ft Nerds: They go all the way to 11, Norman! Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @Fi...

The Nerds return to the Hilbre! Yes, all three of them! Listen as they talk Connery impressions, the welsh national dish and more! Plus, acapella sounders again. The 50ft Nerds: Ents aren't homophobes. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds

The Nerds talk more weird stuff as Mike broadcasts from MEXICO! That's right, he's fled the country (but will be back soon) and has a load of stories for us! Plus Paul tells tales of food-based challenges and Andy has some pirate-related news. All this and trailer talk! The 50ft Nerds: They just gained superpowers, but they're only gonna live for another week. Want to contribute? Send us an email...