Attack Of The 50ft Nerds

On this SEXY episode the Nerds get trapped at the Anime Con, Leonardo DiCaprio reveals his 25 year-olds Battle Royale, and two long-term plans both come to fruition. A big thanks to Josh from Movie Timelines for his help on this episode. You can help fund his movie over at IGG.me/at/thelastamityville The 50ft Nerds: Bad to the Bone

Mike and Paul were invited to perform for an audience of Weebs and Waifus at the 2022 Liverpool Anime and Gaming Con! They discuss a myriad of topics including Paul's age, Mike's love of horror and even speak like pirates... So just a regular episode then! The 50ft Nerds: Don't mention the Overfiend.

Recorded live once again from Geek Retreat Warrington, Mike and Amara are joined by "Ranger Danger" Doug to discuss how fans ruin their own expectations, explain why they are never going to be allowed to write a Pixar movie, and Mike almost bursts a blood vessel through sheer hate. The 50ft Nerds: They are a bitch for Yu-Gi-Oh

This episode is just horrible. The 50ft Nerds: We're sorry.

Mike, Amara and "Paul" are once again Live from Geek Retreat Warrington to cast their eye on everything in Geekdom! As usual, things go off track with discussions of Wallace and Gromit's gritty reboot, fisting fish, and Mike gets angry at the audience during Q&A! The 50ft Nerds: They're still aliiiiiive!!

The Nerds go LIVE in front of a paying audience! This week's discussions include chats about numerous old men our young crowd don't know, Paul misgenders an audience member and Mike relives some childhood traumas courtesy of the Honey Monster! The 50ft Nerds: Paul won't take them on holiday.

It's true! The 50ft Nerds will be performing a live show on June 26th! Contact Geek Retreat Warrington at facebook.com/GeekRetreatWarrington or Call 01925 650 184 to reserve tickets

This episode is a little late because Mike's Laptop died and he had to get a new one, but you can still enjoy the Nerds as they chat about Doctors Strange and Who, the beginnings of the Planet of the Apes, and options avalable to frisky Scots... The 50ft Nerds - Paul's got a lot of tattoos

The Nerds celebrate 10 years of the show! Topics up for discussion (or ridicule) include the reason why Uncle Owen dislikes Obi Wan Kenobi, Danny Dyer's new television formats and a Gooosh is spotted in the wild! This episode also includes an appearance by Your Friendly Neighborhood Uncle Pete! Go check out his YouTube channel! The 50ft Nerds - It's been a bad week for seagulls...

On this episode Mike sits down with Josh Spiegel, creator and host of the Movie Timelines on YouTube to discuss the channel, the 10th anniversary of Josh's feature film "The Complex" and play a couple of rounds of a horror movie themed "Two Are Lies" game! The 50ft Nerds - The don't interrupt George Romero while he's eating.

The Nerds get back to basics with the first episode of 2022! Mike shows off his tech skills and there is talk of Porno Wizards in Middle-Earth, and Paul giggles at the surname "Wang". The 50ft Nerds - Do you want to buy a shower curtain?

Merry Christmas and a Happy Jews to you all! For this years Christmas Commentary track we took the advice of Josh from Movie Timelines (youtube.com/rexcasemovietimelines) and took a look at "Love on a Leash", a curious little film as what it lacks in musical score, it makes up for with ducks, the colour green and many, many "Oh My God!" moments. Find the movie on youtube, synch up our audio and "e...

Merry Nerdmas everyone! The Nerds get back to bid'ness with a classic Christmas Pod which sees them bouncing around the Movie-Verse, talking about recent years and find out who knows how much movies make. The 50ft Nerds: Nobody likes Booster

On this episode the Nerds finish the third part of their two-part return by discussing movies from 2021, Dave "The Rock" Johnson and his "James", take a sojourn into the Marvel Television Universe, and FINALLY get round to covering Jay and Silent Bob Reboot! This episode is sponsored by Your Friendly Neighborhood Uncle Pete and his YouTube series "Nails in the Coffin", check him out and tell him t...

The Nerds return for part 2 of the "Movies We Missed" catch up! The gang are briefly joined by Josh from the YouTube channel "Movie Timelines" and discuss everything from Will Ferrell's Nordic singing to Jesse Eisenberg's portrayal of parental trauma. Paul also takes into the world of Doctor Who: Flux as the new series begins! The 50ft Nerds - The can't figure out StreamYard Go subscribe to Josh!...

Mike, Paul, and a new (yet somehow familiar) host are BACK! In the first of a two-part return, the Nerds address their lengthy absence, and discuss movies from 2018 and 2019.

That's right, the nerds are back and they are back FULL TIME, BABY! Listen as Mike and Andy regale you with their exploits as well as the latest news in geekdom. Plus, as always, a few weird stories too. The 50ft Nerds: DOES Bruno Mars is gay? Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds

Mike and Andy have just recorded a christmas song (yes, this recording is THAT old) and decide to check out a site by the name of Botnik. Hilarity ensues! They also talk stage plays and pantomimes. The 50ft Nerds: They are actually two agents sitting in the car outside. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/Atta...

Mike and Andy usually talk nonsense, so there's more of that here! Talking about old bands, pantomime and lamenting jokes from the Fox special. The 50ft Nerds: You gotta do the cooking by the book. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds

While Mike and Andy are waiting for Paul to show up (as usual) things take a turn for the bizarre. It all starts with terrible christmas jokes but slowly turns into a commentary of one of the WORST christmas specials of ALL TIME. The 50ft Nerds: Don't steal their sandwich. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/A...

It's a quiet Nerdmas Eve in Nerd HQ... quiet, that is, until the scary shit begins! The Nerds must fight for their lives before a battle for who has the most Christmas film knowledge, Andy goes down in a Blaze of Glory and Paul's son becomes a depraved Muppet connoisseur... The 50ft Nerds: It's gonna be maaay. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNer...

The Nerds are BACK! Well, Mike and Andy are and they are here to ruminate on a current issue: DISNEY (possibly) BUYING 20TH CENTURY FOX! Join them as they discuss which X-Men should show up, alternate reality dinosaurs, Big Badger and more! The 50ft Nerds: They don't drink Kitty Pryde's Kool Aid.

Paul undertakes a grand adventure involving dice, dragons and dirty burgers as he interviews the team behind audio drama, The Warlock of Firetop Mountain: The Heroâ??s Quest and is joined by apprentice nerd Joshua to review the brand new Fighting Fantasy gamebook! The 50ft Nerds: Training their replacements. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds...

In this episode Mike meets Trev Fleming of Impropriety - Liverpool's premier improvisation theatre company. They meet to discuss the upcoming eighth annual Liverpool Improvathon - The Space Age! Come along and watch actors slowly go mad over 33 hours for your pleasure. The event runs from 1pm 13/5/17 until 10.37pm 14/5/17 at The Invisible Wind Factory, 3 Regents Road, Liverpool, L3 7DS The 50ft Ne...

The Nerds celebrate their fifth anniversary of talking nonsense by talking even more nonsense! We take a look at the Fits, Ford Anglias, some nerdy stuff and a lot of odd stories! The 50ft Nerds: They predicted the killer chicken fillets. Want to contribute? Send us an email to fiftyfootnerds@gmail.com, tweet us @FiftyFootNerds and visit http://www.facebook.com/AttackOfThe50ftNerds