Attack Of The 50ft Nerds

July is here and the boys are back to talk Nerdy to you! This month Mike has had too many birthdays to keep track of, Paul visits a Shamrock Shake, and Doug has been on the hunt for Dracula Elsewhere there is too much Doctor Who when there ironically is none, John Hollywood wants to mine your nostalgia and 18 clowns would like to order some drive-thru. It's pretty standard really for us... The 50f...

It's June and so what better way to usher in the summer than to sit inside a railway arch and talk about geeky stuff! Mike shows off his elephant impression, Doug is in a Good Place and Paul is just downright rude. Elsewhere Nicholas Cage takes us back to formula, Basil Brush commits a war crime, and the digital spirit of Stan Lee drops by for what sounds like a pretty par-for-the-course episode!...

The Nerds return to Geek Retreat Warrington for another fun episode! So what is it? The Nerds return to Geek Retreat Warrington for another fun episode! The Nerds return to Geek Retreat Warrington for another fun episode! So what is it? The Nerds return to Geek Retreat Warrington for another fun episode! So what is it? The 50ft Nerds: Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAKE!!!!

We're back to business as usual this month as Doug stands up, Mike has a middle-class picnic and Paul extolls the virtues of a flat Earth, just for men. Elsewhere we have a thousand trailers, John Hollywood remakes an old routine, some astronauts undergo a life milestone, Big Brother get's some forgotten Ninja Turtles, and Wallace and Gru double dare you to say "what" again. Sorry about that The 5...

We finally reach 100 main episodes of the podcast and it's time to celebrate! The month the boys are joined in their celebrations by actor Philip S McGuinness (The Batman, G'Wed) to talk all the latest geek news and take part in our improv games Topics of discussion involve the usual comic book movie news and how Paramount's purchase of Warner Bros could lead to the greatest crossover movie of all...

Recently your favourite Nerds took a trip to Comic Con Wrexham and had a great time. Paul was tasked with interviewing all of the fab guests who attended on the day and here you will find all of those interviews if you weren't there on the day. Our very own John Hollywood has even been kind enough to provide linking material too! So what are you waiting for, get into it now! The 50ft Nerds - Are y...

It's cold at the Geek Boutique this month but the cold never bothered Mike anyway, but he does like warm hugs and Lego, Paul's been getting a Brucie Bonus from his mate Dave at Snips and Doug is just one surgery away from becoming a cyborg Elsewhere this month there is just so much Marvel news, John Hollywood tasks the boys to take things meta, Glen Powell becomes a default character, Batman atten...

We're back for 2026! The Nerds catch up on Christmas at the Geek Boutique where Paul has given up on numbers and has a Big Finish, TV's "Lego Loving" Mike enjoys the world's biggest Hooters, and Doug get's blanked by the Yu-Gi-Oh bitches. Other topics of discussion include what would happen if a dick could fart, who's not bad but just drawn that way, the evil Michael Bison, Frankenstein orders a p...

Mike and Paul hit Liverpool for a movie night with teeth! They drop into VideOdyssey for a big screen screening of Jaws, swap stories about their history with the film, and get into why Spielberg’s shark still rules the ocean. Mike showcases his Jaws LEGO set for a proper nerd flex, there is a wander around the venue, and live art taking shape as the night rolls on. We also have a sit-down chat wi...

It's time for a festive Throwdown! Nerdmas is a time to spend with family, and so what better way to do this than by a couples team-up! Paul and Doug bring their better halves to battle as Mike holds court! Who will will the Christmas Championship? Will relationships survive the night? And how much hair will Mike have left on his chest once it's all over There's only one way to find out... The 50f...

It's November at the Geek Boutique! Don't ask about October, that's a sore subject... But hey, we have a guest! The star of the War Doctor Begins range for Big Finish Productions, the voice of young John Hurt himself, Jonothon Carley! Jonothon joins us to pitch Star Wars movies, canary-eating CEO's, Eastenders: The Game and a whole lot more before we grill him on what it's like to be Doctor Who, w...

Streaming's for quitters! Paul and Mike head off to Snips Movie Rentals, a cinematic time capsule boasting over 19.000 DVD's and Blu-Rays - and one very passionate owner, Dave Wain. Join them as they chat about the glory days of the video store, the myriad of titles in stock, and how Snips refuses to hit "stop" when everyone else pressed "eject". The 50ft Nerds: THEY have The Last Amityville Movie...

Episode 97 will be delayed, possibly forever... Mike explains why...

The Nerds are back once again at the Geek Boutique and Mike comes loaded with tales to tell after a little journey to the big smoke and a brush with celebrity. Paul has been to the less impressive Derby, and Doug... well, Doug's never even at work these days, he's too busy watching movies! Topics of discussion include supervillain spin-offs, Sean Connery rises from the grave once again and Morgan...

It's time to THROW DOWN! Before Paul's son Joshua heads off to drama school we thought it only right to give him a surprise spotlight on the show and play some of our favourite games and a bit of the old improv too. Who will win? How many genders do aliens have? What do ducks have to do with it all? There's only one way to find out... The 50ft Nerds: How can you forget Glob Herman?

After skipping June's show the Nerds are BACK at Geek Retreat in Warrington to catch up on all the news that's fit to print and parody! Paul's been to France, Doug's dad is old and Mike has been on a secret mission. Elsewhere Sean Connery is back from the grave, Star Wars gets bleak and John Hollywood stops by to add more to his ever expanding lore. Also, Paul went to France. The 50ft Nerds: Your...

Mike is feeling a little bit Kenneth Williams, Paul has waxes puppetry and Doug celebrates his friend owning a hat for three years. Elsewhere, Darth Vader has long covid, the Alien Xenomorph teams up with ET, cousin Roman keeps calling, and an erotic bedtime story makes no sense. The 50ft Nerds: Not even Hawkeye likes Hawkeye

It's another month at Geek Retreat and Doug is cleaning up after a pre-release, Paul is renting movies he already owns and Mike is not happy with Disney's recent animated output. Elsewhere John Hollywood is something of a scientist himself, Neill Blomkamp draws old people, Shaggy swings by and we check in with Doug-tor Who. The 50ft Nerds: Paul is a Bear-ist

Spring has sprung, and so have the Nerds once again! In this episode John Hollywood wants to hear what 's next for Bond, Dr. Manhattan is revealed as the worst internet troll and we try to decipher why men in their 30's looked a lot older on one very specific game show. Elsewhere, Mike sings the theme to an australian soap opera, Doug has filled his Lurgy bingo card, and Paul is now in charge of G...

It's Anime Con time again! Mike and Paul head to the stage alongside their buddy John (who microphones seem to hate) for a fun round of The Box'd Trolls all about eastern animated classics and some less well regarded titles too. How well will Paul and John fare against the audience? Has make seen Demon Slayer yet? Would you Death Note a Death Note? Find out all these things and more in this episod...

We're back for a new year! After taking time away (and recoring a "lost" episode) the hijinx resume with Paul stalking Steven Moffat, Sigourney Weaver becomes the incinerator of scientific monstrosities, Game of Thrones gets the spin off we didn't know we needed, and the gang list their favourite movies of 2024. Except for Amara who watches YouTube instead. It's like we've never been away. The 50f...

It's our 200th overall episode! This month sees Mike ready a million memes for battle, Paul has a religious epiphany and Doug tries to sell the others a Murder House. Elsewhere we try to uncover just why Kyle Chandler hates giant apes, Kelsey Grammer sings about his fetishes and Tom Howard tries to will himself into existence. The 50ft Nerds: Chasing remote control cars around a chicken pen

This month Mike tells us about the weekend he lived as John Hollywood among strangers, Paul has been surrounded by vacuum cleaners, and Doug has been writing FanFic and loves wind. Elsewhere we discuss where the Scream franchise is headed next, Porky Pig sees some sh*t and, in an improv challenge, we find out just how different Gandalf could have been... Sounds like another chapter in the 50ft Ner...

We're back for an Attack and Paul has an exciting time racing cars, Mike has a robotic exhistential crisis and Doug extols the glories of war. We also talk about bird people (look like Birds, walk like People), Paul's wife wants a divorce, hair suckers and finally, The Joker and Kevin Nash join the Black Parade. The 50ft Nerds: Hotter than wearing a jumper in Egypt!

How is the most handsome, suave and debonair member of the 50ft Nerds now 40 years old?! Well, time mostly. But that's besides the point, it's a new episode and to celebrate Mike's birthday he's pitting Amara, Doug and Paul against each other in another edition of the 50ft Throwdown! Who will come out on top with rounds such as Crood Descriptions, What Could it IMBD?, new round Logan's Run, and of...