At The Movies (10 Years Later)

As happy as we were with movie going public of 2006 last week, we're back to hating their damn guts this week when they chose to champion Ice Age 2 (instead of Slither). Listen to j. Bow and CBax as they discuss James Cameron's Avatar sequels, Halloween main-stay movies, a LONG discussion about Fast and Furious 7, mocking people for having their species wiped out, the fact that the mammoth has Ray...

YES! YES! YES! The road to "Inside Man" is over. j. Bow and C.Bax could not be more excited to rewatch and discuss their favourite movie from 2006. Listen in (via a bugged pizza box) as they discuss when the silver jumpsuit era of the future arrives, recognizing the awesome folks who put up police barricades, terrible reporters, awkward cell phone ring tones, tombstones that tell a story, wearing...

j. Bow and C.Bax would have loved to do this entire episode write-up using V words, but that would have been ridiculous. RIDICULOUS! Listen know as the lads discuss rebranding "double-u" into "double-v", getting that John Wick itch, Guy Fawkes and what he was all about, Anonymous choosing the wrong comic book hero, playing "good rapist/bad rapist", our favourite V words, the best part of any plan...

"Horror movies, romantic comedies: no boats! Stay off the boats". Pre-Mcconaissance, Mr. "Alright Alright Alright" was still slumming it in low quality Rom-Coms but absolutely raking in the dough. This is one such film. jBow and CBax delve into this ridiculous movie filled with absolutely awful people and a handsome protagonist who is the only decent human in the film. Listen as the lads discuss B...

FINALLY we get to watch an actually good movie. jBow (with facial injury) and CBax watch and review the Bruce Willis/Mos Def/Ed Harris film "16 Blocks". Listen as the lads discuss how Willis is always John McClane, how David Morse is almost always up to no good, his bottom goatee, henchmen not taking enough initiative, juries with "other plans", the subtle differences between Yu-Gi-Oh! and Pokemon...

Two very white, drunkish movie fans go back into the world of Tyler Perry this week. jBow and CBax share their thoughts on a movie that is "Dark... midnight dark, camping...during a fire ban". Listen in as the lads discuss the romantic overtures of hiring a string quartet, abusive judge power, inappropriate BUT incredibly handsome bus drivers, a Mortal Kombat time out, their very opposing views on...

Full Disclosure: We really liked this movie, and there was a fuck up in recording that cost us half the episode. We left a good chunk of it to die in the Arctic. As such, jBow and CBax take a truncated look at a movie they keep confusing with "Snow Dogs". Listen as the lads discuss Paul Walker never sounding smart, how to doom your movie character, "Calamity" Bruce Greenwood, the dog movie being 1...

A very special, very distracted episode. jBow and CBax still hold true to show format with a very truncated review of the shite Pink Panther movie feat. Steve Martin, Beyonce and (not nearly enough) Jason Statham. Then we turn the clocks back a little to 2002 and review the opening scene of "Ghost Ship", which Bow has been obsessed with for years. After those appetizers, it's the main event: We br...

Back to our shitty horror movie roots, we're tackling a long forgotten movie that was actually a remake of the first 20 minutes of a movie from the 70s. Confused? Yeah. Join us as we discuss overused horror cliches, having a carnival for a neighbour, wind chimes being used exclusively for spooking ya, terrible running advice, when not to call someone, the most evil alias ever: Dr. Mandrakis, terri...

Audiences from 2006, we hate you. JBow and CBax are back and reviewing a part 2 of which they've never seen the part one. Sadly there is not a recap montage catching us up to speed, so we fumble through the start of this movie trying to piece this all together. Listen as we discuss that, plus Bo Derek braids, how to be the world's shittiest nanny, the FBI's incompetence, a small child with a hardc...

It's a sexy monster mash as jBow and CBax wade through a Vampire vs. Werewolf vs. Audience cinematic showdown. Listen as they discuss sequel flashbacks, beheadings, awkward werewolf sex moves, house painters being super effective, how much blood is required to be a super vampire, bringing your dead boyfriend's corpse on a mission and the "Chocolate Dandy" Sean Millington. All that plus we share so...

jBow and CBax get formulaic as hell with their review of this by the numbers true story about college basketball, real world racism and Jon Voight's prosthetic makeup. Listen as the lads discuss eating lettuce for lunch, camping games they drunkenly invented, being hit in the face with a basketball, college basketball tiebreakers. They also compete in the first ever "Josh Lucas Movie Showdown!" wh...

Happy New Year! jBow and Cbax are back in business as we kick off a brand new year of cinematic retrospectives with something disgusting, uncomfortable and difficult to watch. No it's not "Big Momma's House 2" (that's in a few weeks), this week we're doing Hostel. Join the lads as they discuss torture porn/gorno, crazy alternate endings, why neither thought they'd finish the film, achilles tendons...

One of the final movies of 2005 being reviewed, jBow and CBax take a look at the best Fantastic Four movie ever made (ugh!). Join them as they discuss Bow's failed acting career (at length), meeting the 3/4 cast members of this movie, terrible fiances, Ninja Turtle fashion tips, lack of teamwork, fantastic casting, awful product placement, evil boards of directors and how everyone (even birds) shi...

CBax and a very sickly jBow are back to discuss a movie with the most rage-induciing final scene of the year. Listen as they discuss other things about this movie (and life in a crisis) like not stealing vans, why Aliens are crazy for basements, not being curious during a potential alien invasion, Tim Robbins, the career of Tom Cruise, heated baseball rivalries we don't know about (Diamondbacks vs...

Celebrating a movie "filled with terrible hair", this throwback episode was actually recorded back in 2004, and has sat in the archives until now. Joined by the specialest of special guests, Miss Stephanie Pagani, we watched and reviewed this Nicholas Cage vehicle. We discuss, in great scientific detail, how old documents are kept, why high speed chases in Washington, DC are bullshit, appreciating...

One of the most confusing movies we've watched for the show (maybe even moreso than Boogeyman), we sat down and watched the much maligned but partially respected Will Ferrell/Nicole Kidman remadaptation of the popular(?) tv show Bewitched. Join us as we discuss the unseen Witch Kingdom civil war, Nicole Kidman's career, Stephen Colbert's future success, how we'd test a witch, what reality the movi...

You listened to our first Batman Begins episode and thought we were done. We are back to finish the job! Ever wonder where Bruce Wayne ranks on the Forbes "Richest Fictional Character" list? Wonder now more, we cover it. We also explore the least accurate Parent's Guide in history, share OODLES of Fun Facts and give out some well deserved Tenzies. We've reached our most anticipated plateau of 2005...

THE JOURNEY IS OVER! The road to Batman Begins reaches it's end. We've slogged through countless shitty horror movies and wedding comedies, now it's time for the good stuff. jBow and CBax discuss the movie that changed the damn game when it comes to comic book films. Join us as we discuss Batman voice, when it's best to give up sure footing, giving Bruce Wayne directions, Batman as religion, Liam...

The second half of our wine-drunk episode discussing the last of the much hated Star Wars Prequels. We've got the IMDB parent's guide. We've got fun facts and we've got the Tenzies. Not sure what our next drunkisode will be, but one this is certain: We need to go stronger. Although our next episode is one we've been looking forward too since the show started last year....the road is over. Our next...

We've been eagerly awaiting this episode all year. Not just because we have a lot to say about it or that it's the highest grossing movie of 2005, but because it is another VERY SPECIAL episode of the podcast. We didn't get drunk enough during "At The Movies: 10 Beers Later" so we decided to up the ante and go for "At The Movies: A Bottle and a Half Of Wine Each" later. The results are to be expec...

It's our sexiest episode ever! We understand that isn't a tough thing to accomplish, but when Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are steaming up the screen as an IMPOSSIBLY hot married couple, it's bound to get sexy up in here. Listen as jBow and CBax discuss poor escape plans, which type of assassination company they'd like to work for, Vince Vaughn, Scandal, the benefits of human shields, double Ficht...

When it comes to football movies, it's only a matter of time until "Thunderstruck" hits. Join jBow and CBax as they watch and review a semi-decent Adam Sandler vehicle that features in your face product placement...that is the best part of the movie. We also discuss cinematic "boys", bizarre Eminem songs, Short Circuit, best movies feeaturing ex-wrestlers, James Cromwell's epic height, the comedic...

"Let's google who would win in a fight between a hippo and a lion" sums up exactly how into the 2005 animated franchise launching "Madagascar". Aside from our forays into the battles of the animal kingdom, jBow and CBax discuss badass old ladies, forced references for adults, proper lion enclosures, annoying lemurs, nonsensical song lyrics and fluffy ducklings....who immediately get murdered by cr...

"J-Lo is box office smash" seems like something nobody has said in 10 years, so this movie definitely fits with the show theme. jBow and CBax are stupified by this failed opportunity to make one of the best horror-thrilles ever. Among other things, the fellas discuss Alias, the boquet toss in movies, gay best friend characters, censored f-words, colours worse than peach, the proper time to fire so...