At The Movies (10 Years Later)

"What is this bullshit about these old dudes feeling young and knowing karate now?" It's the end end of the year as we know it! 2006 comes to a close with this Ben Stiller SHOT IN VANCOUVER movie. Listen as the lads break down Paul Rudd's awesomeness (and agelessness), boardless hockey rinks, horrible training for work, the museum of unnatural history, Mr. Robot, magical tablets imbuing the power...

"Offer's off the table. We need men who have pens, AT THE READY!" Yes, the spelling mistake gets addressed. Kinda. Listen as the lads break down the first epic pairing of Will & Jaden Smith and discuss Kurt Fuller's boy status, Rubik's Cubes, unsafe train doors, not having pens ready, thieving hippies, using bee stings to get out of awkward situations, assholes cutting in line, donating blood and...

"You can't just stick all your problems in a hole until shit calms down". We are back to review one of my favourite films of 2006, "Die Hard in the jungle". Listen as we talk about nicknames, watching a foreign film without subtitles, the Lord's kiss, how many 9-year-olds you could defeat in a fight, how early we'd die in a zombie apocalypse, running in serpentine patterns, giving space to grievin...

"I've long been inspired by the works of Fat Joe" Technical issues abound with the Borat episode, so we are gonna keep on keeping on with the show until it's fixed or we forget about it. This week, we look at the height of the penguin craze with the toe-tapping CGI movie that bafflingly was the Best Animated Picture of 2006. Listen as the lads break down George Miller's career choices, Bowman's he...

"I hate Jigsaw and his stupid lessons. In life you rode a tricycle. In death...you will...also ride a tricycle". The lads are back, and crappy horror follows with them. Listen as jBow and CBax discuss puppets, why nobody talks about the film Babel anymore, how the Saw movies turned massive profits, Bow's favourite Cary Elwes movie NOT being The Princess Bride, whether or not Batman killed Liam Nee...

 "This movie is like when a family has zero points after two rounds on Family Feud, but they win the third round, force a tiebreaker and play fast money. Wolverine was getting dominated, then he rallied". The lads are back and breaking down Christopher Nolan's second most magical film (not way Batman got out of that jet in time!). The unpack and discuss the films of Chris Nolan, the most challengi...

"The ghost lady. She doesn't really do a whole lot. She'll show up, pop & lock at you for a bit and then you're dead". Listen as admitted big scardy Jordan Bowman and medium scaredy Chris Baxter unpack the sequel to the American remake of the Japanese horror classic(?). The discuss Bowman deceiving a date to The Ring, winter daylight being bullshit, the FAQ on IMDB being super helpful, loving it w...

"It's the Best Pictshah of 2006, the Depahted!" We've reached a long awaited episode and the 2006 Best Picture Oscar winner, and with the movies we've been through recently, we couldn't be happier. Listen as we discuss the AMAZING casting of "little kid Matt Damon", Bowman trying to play the younger version of someone 6 inches shorter than him, awesome movie real estate agents, this movie's agenda...

"There just isn't a lot here" jBow and CBax are back again to discuss this... movie? This might be the shortest version of 5min plot ever, because there isn't a plot. Just stunts. Some good, some gross. Listen as we briefly discuss the Jackass phenomenon, favourite cast members and, what friendship means to us and our awesome Jackass spinoff film: "Friendship". All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie A...

"What if The Rock drove by a dance studio instead of a football field?" jBow and CBax tackle their 2nd inspiration Based on a True Story football movie in the 3 weeks. Pre MOVIE STAR version of The Rock delivers for them. Listen as they discuss whether or not we're all bad inside, what kinda of rights criminals should have, The Rock becoming president, Bow's intense high school basketball coach, W...

"It's just a bunch of sexy bowls of plain oatmeal runnin' around doing magic" jBow and CBax are back to break down the lowest grossing #1 movie they've ever had to review: The Covenant. Listen as the lads break down Renny Harlin's lifetime pass due to Deep Blue Sea, a sweet Incubus concert, Taylor Kitsch's career, taking ridiculously late showers, drunk exposition mom, Darklings, our smelly female...

After a few guest hosted episodes, Chris...is...back! First up, the single greatest movie about special teams football in history: Invincible Listen as the lads discuss being a superfan, how one special team guy gets blamed for a losing streak, historical accuracy, jeering from the nosebleeds, vicious parking lot pickup football games, schoolyard justice, the lazy shitty janitor, lame football fig...

"A movie's premise is a promise, and few movies live up to their promises like Snakes of a Plane". Alex Wolfe (@alahente) rejoins the show to guest host once again and discuss one of the best movies we've done this year. Listen as we discuss shitty remakes of 80s movies, henchmen stepping over the line, being famous enough to sign a boob, awful bomb-squad searches, man being the most dangerous bea...

Another former guest host joins the show as we review a movie that "wears it's machismo on it's sleeve". Still not entirely sure what that means, but Ryan Walker (@avelanch) is here to help discover it.   Listen as we talk about Jay-Z/Linkin Park mashups, that bitch Tara who ruined my cell phone Snake record and my Eminem CD, how the placement of swastika tatoos gives street cred, Bow being denied...

We were so doubting of the first one pre-release, then so happy about it, then so damn optimistic and hopeful for the sequels. Matrix? Nope. We talkin' bout Pirates. CBax is on his honeymoon, so the first of 3 former Guest Hosts comes back into the fold as we welcome back Stephanie Pagani to the time machine. Listen as we discuss whether boat captains can marry people, hammerhead shark men being t...

You will believe a man can cry. jBow and CBax are back and reviewing the 2006 Superman rebootquel, "Superman Returns". Listen in as the lads discuss James Marden's handsomeness, the depraved sexual pleasures of a 90 year old lady, Superman's roofie kiss, cannibal Pomeranians, Superman being an asshole to dogs, pool tables on boats, The Rock CRUSHING it on his first SNL appearance, the FAA getting...

A moment of silence for Chris' bachelorhood kicks off this week episode, as we review an Adam Sandler film that ripped off it's plot from a Goosebumps book. Yeah. Listen as the lads discuss work promotions, believing in yourself using the power of the film "Rudy", being respectable young shitheads, how adults cannot harm kids, but kids don't realize it, the "it was all a dream" cliche, kids having...

A lot of this episode is covering the logistics of this world. "HOW DO THE CARS HAVE GUNS?!" Listen as the lads discuss one of the first bleh Disney/Pixar movies, and delve into such things as Cars/Over The Hedge dueling Las Vegas parties, show merchandise, how the Cars have sex and procreate, do the Cars die? Needing to take a poo while in a long pee line, Bow throwing up in an HMV bag on the Sky...

For some reason this criminally underrated movie has 33% on Rotten Tomatoes. jBow and CBax revisit one of the realest Battle of the Sexes in cinematic history. Listen as the lads discuss ATM 10 merch, bowling league couples rules, attacking ones family, people who take board games too seriously, Vincent D'Onofrio's Kingpin acting, video game trash talk, Old 97's tickets solving all the world's pro...

It's the movie that autocorrect changed to "X-Meh", and it couldn't be more fitting. After a more recent "Part 3" that was a little underwhelming, let's travel back to a time when a third X-Men movie was a set of claws to the dick. Listen in as the lads discuss digital de-aging never being not creepy, the criminal mishandling of Bow's Lieutenant Boy: Ben Foster, Bow's "Romeo & Juliet" audition in...

"Dismissive High Toot", "Hogtied Shiv Mitosis" and "Iodizes Thigh Vomit" doesn't even begin to describe how we feel about this weeks movie. "Dull as fuck National Treasure" comes pretty damn close to describing the Da Vinci Code. Rubbish. But rules are rules so we had to watch and review. Listen as the lads talk anagrams, the brand new Tenzie award dedicated to Jeff Daniels, Anton Yelchin's sad pa...

YES! YES! YES! Tom Cruise, J.J. Abrams and PSH are here to make 2006 great again with M:I 3. Join jBow and CBax this week and listen as they discuss Keri Russell's prettiness, the Mission Impossible film series, John Woo flopping in the US, the impact of being a mega-star, leaving perfect movies alone, a vow to praise Aaron Paul for his performance in this movie, the lululemon step challenge, an i...

It seems like it's been years since "Inside Man", it really does. This week, jBow and CBax load up for a road trip of awful as they watch and review the 2006 Robin Williams... laugh fest(?) RV. Thankfully, Jeff "The Maniels" Daniels shows up to SAVE THE GODDAMN DAY! Listen as the lads discuss False advertising on the poster, Seinfeld's "Sack Lunch" movie, being named "Laird", how to limit the amou...

"Nothing is quieter than a bush. It's the person who does the rustling. Or the wind". Hot off the heels of an absolutely terrible Scary Movie movie, jBow and CBax discuss a scary video game movie...movie: Silent Hill. Listen as they discuss parallel universes, cults, rapey Janitors, Sean Bean's survival instincts, never letting kids draw in horror movies, not going to places "the road don't go no...

The movie that was very nearly a show-killer, this week j. Bow and CBax go up against the endless barrage of unfunny nonsensical references of Scary Movie 4. Listen as they curse the movie audiences of 2006, discuss confusion over referencing non horror movies, break down how their are better Tom Cruise lookalikes working in Hollywood today, Bill Pullman appreciation, and showcase GOOD parodies th...