At The Movies (10 Years Later)

Back from travel hiatus, we're covering the tropical attempt at catching that "How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days" lightning in a bottle, "Fool's Gold". Listen as we feverishly debate who is the worst, who is the best and which line of the sidekick who is main character in his own story we liked best. All that plus Fun Facts, Tenzies and much more! (NEXT EPISODE: Jumper)

We've teased the conversation multiple times, and it's time to finally have it. jBow and J9 break down which CRIMINALLY underrated actors and actresses make their official teams of "BOYS" and "GIRLS". Feel free to get in the conversation on Twitter @themovies10 and let us know who makes your teams. Are our Boys and Girls TOO big? We had a blast having this convo, and hope you enjoy this special mi...

"I'm pretty sure because I watched this by myself I'm on a government watch list now" Let's get something clear: This...is not...A MOVIE. jBow and J9 review this high-pitched concert film and get into spirited debates about how Miley/Hannah gimmick is supposed to work, dads racing in high heels, how far you would go for your kids, growing up rich and famous, Miley's sex-pot breakdown at the VMAs,...

"Watching this movie is like smelling Sex Panther for 69 minutes" We've done it! The WORST movie of 2008 is done and in the books and we can all move on with our lives. Epic Movie "broke the show" and was the moment where Chris decided he was "kinda done with this", so naturally the fear is there that J9 would pack it in after taking on it's sequel, Meet The Spartans. Listen as we discuss how thes...

"This is 100% emotional terrorism. She is attacking him with Travis' handsomeness and it...is...working!" After a couple rough weeks (and a few rough ones to come), we are overjoyed to discuss the heavily hyped, super successful J.J. Abrams found footage monster mash that nobody had any idea about when the teaser first debuted 10.5 years ago. Join jBow and J9 as they break down secretive marketing...

 aka "Grumpy Old Men 3: We Dyin" Regardless, we're back to take a look at two old men (one rich, one kind) who set off to accomplish some dreams before they die. Still unclear if this movie was before the use of the term "Bucket List" was popularized, or after.

An episode that was rescued from the depths of audio purgatory! Thanks to J9's efforts, we were able to salvage this very nearly lost episode from last year. Cannot believe it's been 10 years since one of the absolute best coming of age comedies of all time. The jokes per minute ratio is off the charts, so we welcome you to listen along as we recount our mutual appreciation for the struggles of un...

HAPPY NEW YEAR! It's 2008 in showtime, and we are leaving 2007 in the dust...sorta. We will go back and do some great movies that we missed (when we can), but we are super excited to turn over our calendars and couldn't help ourselves to get started and another year of cinematic adventures. Up first, we do a show-sequel and get ourselves a lovely does of Nic Cage AND Mega-Bastard Ed Harris.

"Not My Monkeys, Not My Circus" It's sequel time again on the show, as we delve into the 20th Century Fox Cinematic Universe to see what's up with the Fantastic 2 and those other 2.

Bonjour! Bonjour! For the first time since Cars, we are revisiting a Disney/Pixar film and it was a stone cold stunner from 2007. Listen as we discuss The Food Network, depressing movies and why we won't watch them, Bow being a "basic bitch" in the kitchen, his hatred of the food movie genre, not wearing hair nets, the UNEARNED love story, helpful ghosts, American rats in Paris, evolving taste bud...

Happy Birthday to J9! She's a HUGE Potter fan so we messed with the timeline and brought this one up to the front of the line. Listen as we discuss elbow pits, Good Vs. Evil, credible peril, who was the BEST choice for live-action Belle, Lucious Malfoy's amazing hair, assisted suicides for House Elfs, confusing deaths, Wand choreography and...well... pretty much everything Potter. J9 is a big fan,...

Slice like a hammer! We're back to take a look at this wonderfully fun bookend on the Ocean's trilogy, after a Part 2 that sucked and sucked hard. Listen as we discuss Mexican revolutions, the differences between Streets and Boulevards, The entire plan hinging on a concierge's break time, Brad Pitt's constant snacking and Al Pacino not knowing how a hammer works. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie...

That song. THAT SONG!! IT'S SO GOOD!!! Unfortunately, the movie is a big ol' mess. Join us as we wrap up the swashbuckling trilogy that started phenomenally and ended with a whimper (but ironically BOAT LOADS of cash) (NEXT EPISODE: Ocean's 13)

The "Summer of Part III's" continues as J9 and JBow take a gander at what's going down in Far Far Away. The answer? Diminishing returns. (NEXT EPISODE: Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At Worlds End)

"You know he's bad news when he's got pickled corpses in his basement" Jordan and J9 are back to review one of the most pleasant surprises they've seen (albeit one through her fingers). Listen as they discuss their busy Summers, mosh pits, meeting celebrities, Shia Labouef's career, David Morse being creepy, nobody calling 911, spying on your neighbours, finding porn in the woods, hostile Poolhall...

"You cannot have a moody, reflective Spider-Man, thinking about his past misdeeds and all the shit he has done, when not four minutes ago he was dancing around a jazz club and hucking jackets at his ex-girlfriend!" It's a bittersweet swan song for Chris Baxter, as he leaves the cinematic time machine side-car, but not before diving into this piece of Spider-shite that broke our hearts 10 years ago...

It's a new dawn, it's a new day. And we are North of 100 episodes and hoping to get to 100 more. Chris is on a sojourn, so Bow looked back into history, and found an wonderful co-host on this journey into figure skating silliness. Listen as he and Janine Guy break down their favourite moves of the Thriller dance, their love/hatred of Napoleon Dynamite, Whether or not William Fictner (Boy Captain!)...

"My attitude is always at a distance" Listen as the lads discuss the Ninja Turtles phenomenon, Who is the best Ninja Turtle (duh!), using two swords as a giant pair of tweezers, TMNT video game successes and failures, how to be a better leader, Splinter wanting to ditch Leonardo, compound interest, Leonardo having terrible deduction skills, how immortality doesn't by default make you rich and the...

"What about the only other guy who knows about it, and y'all just spurned? His vengeance craving gargle sounded pretty hostile". Listen as the lads discuss baby pits, hard upbringings for 7 year olds, proper protocol for kicking someone into a pit, inbred priests and drugged up strippers being needed for war approval, Michael Fassbender STEALING THE WHOLE DAMN SHOW!, abandoning the phalanx for sty...

"You're not able to take a shit in a nightclub bathroom, after 11pm, without being able to rock a massive hover" Listen as the lads discuss not having kids until they are able to dunk, William H. Macy (Dub-H) dying in the first scene, eating butter like a hand fruit, John C. McGinley being awesome, overreacting to skinny dipping, the proper procedure for letting a stranger take a shit in your RV's...

"I have some new evidence I would like to share with the court. This scary fire-head man said I was innocent" Listen as the lads discuss wanting Sam Elliott to be their Ghost Rider, the incredible subtlety of Barton Blaze's lung cancer, wheelies and unimpressive fire jumps, the Devil's unholy notary, being in love at 17, Ghost Rider's finger pointing gimmick, how not to help someone who may have a...

"It's the Norbit review, but we are also reviewing our favourite Spice Girls" Listen as the lads discuss Ring Pops & old school candy, awful catch phrases, Chris intimidating Jordan, Eddie Murphy being a legit master of disguise (and not being able to trust that any character ISN'T him), the Hollywood Walk of Fame, who should be cut from the film to make it moderately watchable, Eddie Murphy getti...

"Who are the messengers? AND WHAT IS THE MESSAGE!?!?" Listen as the lads discuss Chris being a company softball ringer, finding that perfect level of drunk that helps you do anything, the breadcrumb backstory that dragged on throughout the entire movie, how mold stains work, music box music being eternally creepy, inserting a "Ghost-Out" clause in real estate contracts, awkwardly pivoting conversa...

An episode of this podcast as misguided and poorly executed as the movie in which we are reviewing. Dismayed at the prospect of having to watch the movie ("a poorly strewn together sequence of references"), then discuss the movie, the lads decided to instead combine the two and add a copious amount of alcohol. For the first time ever, we're doing a drunk commentary track for the worst of the worst...

"Did you say a 'wider' audience or a 'whiter' audience?" It's 2007 gang! The start of a new year, and new possibilities for great films to review that get totally tossed aside because the people of 2007 were a bunch of dumb dummies. Listen as the lads start climbing turd mountain with a stomp. They discuss dancing fillibusters, the greatest dance move of all time, Chris Brown being awful, dance hu...