At The Movies (10 Years Later)

This is our podcast. *SLAP* and that is so you remember it. jBOW and CBax are back to discuss a historical epic that's low on action....but they're cool with it. Among other things, they discuss Edward Norton's asshat-edness, the Pirates of the Carribbean films, afterlife rules for suicides, Liam Neeson's crusades knowledge, Orlando Bloom's appeal, proper desert battle techniques and directors cut...

This was SO CLOSE to being episode 42 it's not even funny. Speaking of not even funny, jBow and CBax hitch a ride to a quirky British comedy that is 90% quirky and 10% funny. Apparently the book (which Chris confirms is excellent) did not translate well. Sadly, as we watched the movie, this is not a review of the book. Listen in as we talk Sam Rockwell, Ultimate everymen, British humour, Dolphins,...

It's a very special episode, as jBow and CBax watch a boring movie with a little extra juice. They drank quite a bit, and it made for an awesome viewing experience (and a partially okay listening experience). Join as they discuss protagonist misdirects, neckbeards, Sean Penn's helmet hair, why nobody believes Nicole Kidman, Assassins who obey traffic laws, geography, poor man's _____ actors, where...

MAN-CRUSH ALERT! Two Ryan Reynolds fans do a little gushing over how awesome "a good ol' Vancouver boy" is in this movie, and other movies. Reynolds (et abs) crushes it in this totally watchable horror movie from the year that was a thing. Join jBow and CBax as they talk rudeness, beards, horrible slutty babysitters, cowardly priests, wood-chopping, dawdling and several "can we talk about Reynolds...

It's another episode of the podcast, starring ____ with Chris Baxter and Jordan Bowman. One of the most under the radar box office bombs in recent history (even 10 years ago), jBow and CBax travel to Sahara and the result is..."not bad caveman sounds". Join us as we discuss terrible guards, cheaply made trucks, whether there are good African warlords, cockblocking waves, teleportation, totally con...

Gear up for a "dick shooting, tits out, dog punching good time" that Chris loved 10 years ago but hates now (maturing tastes will do that to a guy). jBow and CBax look at this fondly remembered comic book movie and wonder what all the fuss was about? Join them as they discuss Powers Booth's usefulness, creepy age gaps, kung fu Elijah Wood and answer the age old question: what do angels smell like?...

Just so you're aware, this is NOT a movie adaptation of the board game. Alright, so now you are as bummed as we were when we started watching it. Things get all race relations on this episode of ATM10, as jBow and CBax navigate the complexities of interracial relationships in the modern age. NOPE! Instead we talk about Mario Kart... a lot. Also we discuss Bernie Mac's jedi powers, Ashton Kutcher's...

Missed us reviewing crappy horror movies from 10 years ago? We sure didn't miss it. jBow and CBax open up their haunted netflix accounts and watch "The Ring 2". Listen as we discuss dirty public fair bathrooms, procrastinating, horror movie rules, what to call a man who sells marbles, creepy things in mirrors and deer attacks. All that, plus we take a trip through the IMDB parents guide, share fun...

Robots are great movie henchmen, but not great at leading movies. jBow and CBax watch a super uninspired animated movie, and the results are as you expect: They talk about Marvel's Daredevil, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Star Wars and Futurama instead. When they are on topic, they discuss robot genetalia, awful transit infrastructure, Robin Williams' rambling and Bow's new lift goal of having a g...

Vin Diesel is enjoying some Fast & Furious success, but 10 years ago he was wrescklessly driving a mini-van. Also, is he a Frog-man? Our second movie this year in which a badass has to take care of a bunch of kids in a family comedy, thankfully this one was slightly better thanks to the tireless work of CAPE BABY. jBow and CBax discuss many things while watching the Pacifier, including proper pass...

Tyler Perry is one of the kings of Hollywood (well, Atlanta) and the first brick in that kingdom was laid a decade ago with this film. We had never seen any Tyler Perry films before, so we jumped headfirst into this world and it...was...strange. Listen as jBow and CBax discuss cross-dressing, family dance routines, singing as a gateway drug, weird proposals, Misery-ing and the curriculum of Bailif...

Another week, another supernatural horror film with a shocking twist. The twist? The movie is actually pretty damn good. jBow and CBax weight in on Keannu Reeves 10 some odd years before "John Wick" kicked all of our asses, and the results were solid. Listen as we discuss hell's reverse architects, what constitutes good CGI, Rachel Weisz and her amazing eyebrows, and the final phone call we'd make...

This is by far the realest episode of the show we've ever done, as it may as well be titled Hitch: Sibling Rivalry. jBow's girlfriend and CBax's sister joins in this week as we all watch and discuss our very different viewpoints on the Will Smith romcom "Hitch". Those viewpoints range from "It was just a light, fun movie" to "This movie is filled with garbage people, and it's bad for society". We...

Why isn't he dancing? He's not that kind of boogieman. jBow and CBax are back with yet another Box Office champ from 2005, and surprise surprise it's a shite horror movie. Listen as we discuss such hotly debated topics as where boogeymen hide, what our greatest fears are, what NOT to wear to your sisters funeral (spoiler, it's jeans), why warping through space and time is kind of a big deal and a...

Ice Cube has one mission: to get a couple of shitty kids to their shitty mom in the greatest city in the world, Vancouver! We sat down during BC's "Family Day" to discuss this film, and play a rousing game of "What can you not imagine Ice Cube doing?". We also discuss the burning question: How many 9 year olds could you fight at once? All that, plus IMDB parents guide, fun facts and we give out a...

Do you love push-ups, suicides and Sam Jackson yelling? Well then shit mate, we got a movie review for you. "Coach Carter" dominated all comers 10 years ago, so jBow and CBax take a look back at the film in all of it's glory. Listen as they discuss Slamball, the greatest assistant ever, gangbanging through puberty, awful Channing Tatum dialogue and traitorous cab drivers. Add to that their intense...

New permanent co-host Chris f'n Baxter joins in as we start anew in 2015. What better way to lead things off than with Mr. Comeback himself (well, the current one anyway), Michael Keaton. See what Birdman was up to 10 years ago as the supernatural thriller "White Noise" ruled the box office. jBow and CBax discuss turtlenecks, Batman, why it matters so much that Keaton is an architect and one of th...

Where there is Paul W.S. Anderson, there is also the Bax-man. Chris Baxter (@cbax) joins me once again because honestly, the quality of the movie demands his participation. We head to Raccoon City and catch up with Milla Jovavich and others as they do battle with zombies, dogs, zombie dogs, lickers, common sense, gravity and THE NEMESIS!!! All that plus we add to the IMDB Parent's Guide, share som...

Get the title? Get it?! It's like the saying about being up sh*t's creek. Awesome? Yeah not really. Returning guest host Alex Wolfe (@alahente) joins me on my trip through 2004 and Matthew Lillard, Seth Green and Dax Shepard's trip through the NEW ZEALAND wilderness. We discuss treehouses, Star Wars references, Matrix homages, Robot Chicken and proper hillbilly pot storage. All that, plus we give...

Exactly the type of movie this podcast is for, as revisiting Jet Li's "Hero" was a friggin joy. This week I'm joined by Ryan Walker (@avelanch on twitter) to discuss a movie he laid claim to months ago. So listen in as we talk weapons, artsy fight scenes, subtitles, awful calligraphy teachers, sweet ponytails, ancient Chinese politics, the historical version of "pics or it didn't happen" and what...

SO-LO-EPISO! Once again I find myself back against the wall with Libsyn's storage allotment, so I had to do a quickie episode by myself this week, which worked out well because this movie is arse and I don't want to drag anyone down into hell with me. I discuss Nazi's, stillborn babies, the type or horror I like, Goldeneye (briefly) and compare the awful CGI Hyenas in this movie to the CGI wolves...

Whoever wins, the audience loses. Chris Baxter (@cbax) guests on the show again as we watch a sci-fi nerd's wet dream: the ultimate showdown between a bunch of Aliens and several inept Predators. Oh, and Humans. So many humans. Listen as we discuss X-ray vision, awesome slides (and why you should use them), whether or not Sigourney Weaver should be trusted, how to react when an alien gives you a g...

Jamie Foxx (pre-Oscar) teams up with Tom Cruise (pre-couch jump) to bring you a tense thriller that may or may not be the spiritual sequel to "Fight Club". Wyatt Arndt (@TheStanchion) and Danielle Sanders join me this week as we break down how Tom Cruise is the worst assassin ever (if he even exists). We also discuss greasy badass Mark Ruffalo, Bacardi Silver, brilliant morgue workers, awful busin...

TWIST! TWIST! TWIST! M. Night Shymalan makes his (last?) entry on "ATM10" as we watch and review the controversial "film" The Village. Ryan Biech (@ryanbiech) joins me once again as he sets his sights on defending the movie... sort of. I attack the movie... sort of. It's a weird episode as we discuss the auteur's license, twist endings, Bryce Dallas Howard's hotness, Ripley's hotness and the prope...