Seth Allen & Shain Brenden

ASSVILLE: Jokes, Friendship, Glizzies

Comedy EN ↓ 290 episodes

The pod formerly known as The Washed Men returns to its true cheek-clapping self: ASSVILLE. Comedians Shain Brenden and Seth Allen bring stories, chaos, rates, reviews, and washed wisdom every week. YEAAAAAAAAAH!Support the pod and get bonus content patreon.com/assvilleFollow Shain on IG @shainbrendenFollow Seth on IG @heysethallenFollow the pod on IG @assvillepod

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Seth Allen & Shain Brenden

Episodes

Reacheround Sethxxx 11.01.2024 1:03:25

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is Katt Williams. Seth is Katt Williams. Check out Boner Claps on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

Soaking Beejer 04.01.2024 1:05:56

CLAPPERS REJOICE! New Year New Claps! Shain can't get in the club. Seth hurts his back BEING A MAN. New Boner Claps on the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

Serbian Shenanigans 21.12.2023 1:14:16

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Seth has too much time, Shain got beat up in the bathroom. Yamhill news it's not good! HOT bonus clap on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

Asian Good 14.12.2023 1:14:51

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth talk 5G cost savings vs. conspiracies, white Southern Rappers, belt buckles, comedy show fights, and T.I. Shain was part white the whole time! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

Shellyfest 2023 08.12.2023 1:09:02

CLAPPERS REJOICE! It's Shelly on Shelly as Shain and Seth could not find a time to be in the same room at the time this week. Shelly joins to talk about out of business foodcarts stalking her IG, deadly Panera Lemonade, and movies starring Gerard Butler also produced by Gerard Butler. Then we revisit a classic Shelly episode. Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

Hand Fruit 30.11.2023 44:27

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Concentrated Shain is a problem. Seth busts his spreadsheet wide open. Some of this ep went so off the rails it had to be Patreon only. Shain's fault! Yovu beer! https://www.patreon.com/assville

SLOB WIZARD 22.11.2023 1:02:42

CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors love Australian Drill Rap and learn how to transition from sitting to standing correctly. Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

NEW BORN NEW BRENDEN 17.11.2023 1:13:15

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is back with a baby! Shelly is glad the baby looks black. Seth's back hurts. Patreon! https://patreon.com/assville

Shelly On Baby 09.11.2023 48:07

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is in the hospital waiting on the newest member of ASSVILLE so a little curveball here as Seth and Shelly prepare the nest and revisit ASSFEST just to tease and squeeze ASSFEST 2! Yovu Beer! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

Lonely Beekeeper 02.11.2023 1:12:03

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth hang at the horniest show in town and then Shain abandons Seth. https://www.patreon.com/assville

Reverse Half Cowgirl 26.10.2023 1:12:10

CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors unpack Shain's album recording and welcome our new official sponsor Yovu Beer! Milk that goat! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

Booty Meat Bruv 19.10.2023 1:02:16

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth tag team opening for a British white rapper, Shain gets roasted by local teens. New drops! Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville

White Savior Classics Vol. I 12.10.2023 1:02:23

CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors make ASS history and finally watch RADIO. Also Dangerous Minds, and Shelly reinforces toxic masculinity and some other problematic behaviors. Come see Shain record his album! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/shain-brenden-album-recording-tickets-729035975227

Save The Last Disc 05.10.2023 1:07:10

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Get your splat points up! The Mayors buy the Perch and the Equalizer is an Avenger. Get tickets to Shain's album recording 10/20/23: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/shain-brenden-album-recording-tickets-729035975227

Shainful Sanders 28.09.2023 56:12

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets BRICKED UP with and against the Montana Whites while Seth falls up the stairs. Come to Shain's album recording 10/20! https://www.patreon.com/assville

I'm Gonna Suit 21.09.2023 1:05:57

CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors celebrate three years of ASS. Shain makes an enemy in Minneapolis, Seth ducks a roast battle. Salute to infused water. https://www.patreon.com/assville

Red Faced Whites 07.09.2023 1:02:10

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain has wild show amongst the red faced whites. Seth gets lost in Logic's social media sauce. A whole new wing is invented. Ideas pod! Check out our OnlyFans https://patreon.com/assville.

HOCHO COSTCO KEANU 31.08.2023 1:10:39

CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors pick a spicy big bone with local media, envision G-League hoolaganism, and Seth finally gets to pay Shain back for years of roasting. Portland's Funniest Person 2023 Champ Cam Peloso calls in. Support the pod: https://patreon.com/assville

Bike Balls 24.08.2023 57:29

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Seth is stuck in traffic so Shain and Curtis do this one. Shain's set gets interrupted by the naked bike ride. Please give us a five star review or support us on Patreon or we will die!

BUTT SWEAT AND TEARS 17.08.2023 1:05:50

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain puts a towel down because Seth is a squirter. It is too hot and the Mayors go in on everything and everyone to keep cool.

Whackamas Clown Center 11.08.2023 1:10:57

CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors are back from Pickathon with many BONES TO PICK. Chicken tenders and Chicken fingers are NOT THE SAME!

Cruisin For A Bruisin 03.08.2023 1:10:38

CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain has DRAMA at a show, Seth shares his recipe for a classic Elks Goo cocktail. Patreon! Review us on your pod app! We're dying!

Twin Cheeks 27.07.2023 1:01:02

Clappers rejoice! Seth becomes a brand ambassador, Cowboy Pizza, and Shain's body and brain are broken.

Drop It Like It's Thot 20.07.2023 1:06:26

CLAPPERS REJOICE! They mayors are back with new drops and new thots! I'm gonna make you my wiiiiiiiife!

Air Buds Crossover! 13.07.2023 1:09:03

CLAPPERS REJOICE! The mayors sat down with Jamel Johnson (@broccolihouse) of the Air Buds podcast for spicy hoops takes including identifying CIA plants, outing Republican Dunkers, Dame being a Fake Underrated God, Wizards and Blazers being the same guy, and dabbling in race science to explain white Americans limited NBA success. Our most controversial ep yet?